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>chad and woman are animals
> and society doesn't do its job to protect me and make us equal ;_;
congrats on discovering only aggressive organisms survive in this world and society was made to make their lives easier
Justice= good things for attractive and bad for ugly
what, you think tesla wasn't bullied? that he wasn't just used? he made life of the ones that hate him easier with his inventions.
Surprise surprise. Women have no loyalty. Who would have fucking guessed. Of course it's Chad's fault he fucked her brother's girlfriend. Not like she had to let him or anything. If anything, Chad saved little brother from getting it worse later on from that bitch
I cant even get mad anymore because it always the same shit with women. The same line of thought, the same words and excuses used its just tiring at this point.
>19
>ask cute 7/10 out
>"let's go to church on Monday at 7, anon"
>she didn't say if it was 7 am or pm
>wake up at 6 am on Monday, dress nice
>text her asking if she's ready
>"anon, we're supposed to go at 7 pm"
>"you know what, you don't have to go anymore, anon"
>get back home
>my mom conforts me
>my aunt laughs at my face and tells everyone
>every time I bring someone to my grandma's house she thinks it's funny to tell this story while I'm dying on the inside
Why woman do this, I mean, what's the scientific reason?
Did women really ruin an entire ideology in the last ten years?
>>28704261
Yah they'll ruin whatever they get their hands on. case in point western civilization, academia, politics or this board.
>>28704261
Which one specifically are you talking about
do you get your memes off tumblr?
>be me
>18 alpha male
>sitting on the bus
>wearing my ebin meme shirt
>this 9.5/10 qt comes on my bus
>has that innocent look
>wears the same green coat everyday
>everytime she comes on the bus i smile at her
>i look away quickly as i accidentally make eye contact
>comes over to my seat
>instead of sitting next to me
>she goes and sits next to a 70 year old pedophile
>feelbadman.jpg
How do I get the pussy game strong, /r9k/? Lend me your wisdom.
Guys I need help, I have aspergers. I don't know how to solve this problem on my own.
This is a cry for help, is there somebody out there with the almighty wisdom to guide me to the pussy game?
>>28704260
You should kill yourself famalam
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vfz9Gk2aZC
>>28704228
Where are you from mate?
>>28704243
Greece. Plz no denbts jokes.
>>28704278
Why is your accent so silly? :3
>tfw gently motivated/dominated by qt personal trainer
you have no excuse to not go the gym.
just thought I'd share that with you.
Im really curious as to what the correlation between motivation and domination is
>>28704390
Basically motivates you by acting superior and stronger to you. Makes you want to push the limits.
Are trainers free with a gym membership?
>tfw you will be a loser forever
there is no forever
anybody planning to do anything crazy, i dont mean shoot up a school but fuck our lives are so boring
>post anything on facebook
>get zero to two likes, usually zero
>everyone else my age in my friends gets dozens of likes on everything, and comments
>500 friends and only got 2 birthday wishes for my 18th
i wonder how many i'll get this time. it's less than two weeks away now
>mommy let me order Chinese food tonight
>mouth watering thinking about eating that juicy chicken and perfect rice
>gonna gorge myself on this chinkypoo feast while watching television with my mommy in the living room
>the greasy food will probably contribute to my oily, unwashed body's odor and slick texture
>only bathe once a week now since becoming a full NEET at the age of 26
>after, when I'm so full I feel nearly ill, I'll go back to my smelly cave and log onto F-list
>gonna halfheartedly jerk off to some degenerate fetishes with other perverts
>will scoop up my stinky nutsack wipe the greasy, vinegar-and-musk stink along my shaft
>after I cum, I'll probably sit at my computer and run through mental lists of how I'm going to improve my squalid life
>I'll inevitably just decide it's hopeless and lie down in my bed that is so oily that my hand comes away slick when I touch the pillow my unctuous head rests against for probably 17 hours a day
>repeat for the rest of my life
Just wanted to let you guys know, I think the chinkypoo delivery man is here!
>>28704045
Enjoy your dinner Neet-sama
23 y/o neet apprentice reporting in, woke up at 1:30 PM, smoked some weed, cracked a beer, currently playing classic WoW on a private server, about to heal a ZF run, wish me luck
This shouldn't be as hot as it is.I probably won't go as far as not washing my hands after I eat, but I do intend to shower less.
>>28704275
You're such a dirty boy, anon-chan!
Do your armpits stink, French-kun?
>tfw I will never die
just wait, or jump from a building dude
>>28704008
I can only die over time
Filthy hands stay away from mine
Every reason is a right to hate
Painful clutch- death is fine give me mine
Only one of us walks away x4
and so on...
>>28704035
No, you don't understand anon. I will NEVER die. I am immortal.
>be me
>be robot
>be robot with job
>we get a new hire
>happens live in the same apartment neighborhood as me
>its a grill
>few weeks go by
>she is literally all over me now
>constantly touching me and rubbing on me
>gave me a pet name
>everyone is saying she likes me and im too autistic to notice
>she keeps hinting at how shes into BDSM and wants me to dominate her>she has a BF & kid, I don't know if the BF is the babby's dad.
>urge to fuck the succubus is out of this world
Ok robots I need your advice, what do I do?
>Ignore it, it will all go away
>Pump&Dump and tell her BF she's a cunt
>Tell her I'm not into the whole her having a BF thing
>Pump&dump&don't tell her BF or anyone
Everyone is pressuring me into fucking her because >lol you're a man!
There is no justice for her. No one gives a shit how she's in the wrong. I am a man, and it would be nice to fuck, but I just feel like it's wrong.Us men need to stick together, STRENGTH through UNITY.
Don't let her have her cake and eat it op. Put her in her fucking place.
>>28703997
don't be an asshole, dude, dont touch her and tell the bf about the bitch
If you can find out a way try sleeping with her then telling her bf and act like you didn't find out she had a bf until later, unless she directly told you about him or something
You realize the reason you're lonely nerd with no Girlfriend is because of Atheism?
Next time you wanna act smug around a religious person, remember this.
People don't get married anymore. In your parents' age, People got married at age 17-22. Now, they don't get married until 27+, AKA, The age when a girl gets tired of riding the Chad cock carousel because her youth is used up, and decides to grab a Beta provider to leech off of.
If this was 1980 you'd be in a comfy church organization, Getting married to a qt pure, innocent girl.
In 2016, Literally every girl is on Tinder trying to figure out which Chad to fuck tonight.
The rise of Atheism, and a left wing society, Has led to the massive rise of Beta males.
It's true. Atheists and liberals love to yell that society needs to progress, when it reality their ideas are actually causing it to regress.
It's a slow death for society.
>>28703925
>>28703963
get your /pol/lution out of here and take your stupid beta male meme with you
I'm an atheist and I wish our society still had Christian values. Religion got a lot of shit right, particularly in terms of controlling a large number of people.
who /ugly/ here?
life is a pain when you are ugly
>>28703875
It lets me be invisible, and I like it like this.
I AM the rarest pepe
>>28703875
iktf normies have made fun of me for being ugly so i don't go out anymore
What did she mean by this?
She's my ex btw
>sending ohh :( to a girl
kill yourself thanks
>>28703768
>ex
>sending emoticons
>iphone
Go back to facebook you child.
>>28703768
She did it on purpose to make u feel like an idiot at least you know she is lame and has nothing better to do
ya hanging in there, /r9k/?
barely
even when things go right it all feels so wrong
I'm starting to think I'll never be happy no matter what happens
and yourself?
Sure am. NEETing it up watching old star trek with a beer in hand. How about you?
satisfaction will only come with death
>One chance at life
>Don't develop any talents or skills during childhood
I can't play an instrument, I can't sing, I can't draw, I can't paint, I can't play any sports, I can't build or make anything.
My life is doomed to be boring and miserable, and I will forever be able to only admire art, but never create it. All because I was too depressed as a child/teenager, and was bullied so much that I never thought I was capable of developing talents.
Actually it's because you're too pathetic to even start.
When you are a little kid, you are a bit of everything - artist, scientist, athlete, scholar. Sometimes, it seems life is like a process of giving those things up, one by one. I guess we all have one thing we regret giving up. One thing we realIy miss. And we gave up because we were too lazy. We couldn't stick it out. Or because we were afraid.
>>28703819
Yeah.
Doesn't matter though. You never hear of successful or talented musicians/artists or even sportspeople who didn't even put a single second of time into their skills until adulthood. Literally all of them either became talented in childhood/their teenage years, or at least began their journey in childhood/their teenage years.
The best I can hope now is to be mildly decent at some kind of artform, and to make it into a hobby. It is too late for me to make it a TALENT, and for me to became truly and impressively skilled.
I wish I was born female because I have autism and autistic females can still have sex.
>>28703630
They also have a better social lives than autistic males.
Source: I'm an autistic male who knew several autistic females in school.
I dunno, all the autistic girls I knew were way more autistic than the guys.
>>28703630
I want to smack the one on the right with a hammer.
Autist who try to get away from what they are make me irrationally angry.
