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I think the problem with r9k is not that you do not have it hard and that you do not have what you seek but the fact that you wont just accept. Acceptance is the first step in relief from pain. Accept the facts and play the cards you're dealt, it'll ease your mind im sure of it.
>>28702452
I think the problem with r9k is moralfag normies like you shitting up this board with meme advice
>>28702452
'If I get everyone to accept the status quo as well, my own laziness and drivelessness will finally no longer stand out!'
Go back to your 'mindfulness' 'meditation' textbooks.
That's all you can do, play that hand as hard as you can and pray to god. Life wasn't supposed to be easy anyways. That's the game.
an annoying trend ive noticed on youtube I've noticed the last two years: why does everyone edit their videos so goddamn much? people always make hundreds of cuts per video, even if its just them talking. Are people just not capable of talking coherently for more than a few seconds? Its fucking weird. I dont mind a few seconds of silence here and there.
>>28702445
People don't have attention spans any more
>>28702491
This.
Everyone seems to be more impatient and focused on instant gratification.
>>28702445
People hate wasting time. Also you can fit more stuff in the same timeframe. Everyone hates sped up videos. But what do I know nobody watches my videos anyways.
Society, the world in general is changing.
Guys are not polite anymore, they just focus on sex
And the only ones who are, 1. they already have a girlfriend, 2. they're hard to find, 3. they don't like you or 4. they don't live close to you
I'm polite.
I'm very polite.
However this makes me a huge fucking beta so permanent KV.
>>28702429
Politeness is a two-way street, roastie.
You get what you give. No free lunch or favors, roastie.
>Chads are polite and they just focus on sex
Fixed that for you
You only pay attention to chads because the rest of the male population is invisible to you
Hey, r9k. What do you think of my comic?
>>28702240
Pretty good tbqhwyf
Thats pretty good there boyo
I genuinely laughed
Good job OP
How old were you when you had The Sex Talk? No, not the sex talk, The Sex Talk.
Not the one with you're mom explaining sex, the one where Chad asks you how many girls you've fucked.
>2011
>last day of school 10th grade
>with 2 of my best friends, both virgins but not nerdy or anything
>2 of my friends and I are talking to a nigger Chad and some weird white kid
>Nigger chad asks how many girls you've fucked
>my first friend completely lies, says "one on a cruise ship" - I know hes never fucked anyone
>my second friend says "one... maybe two, it was out of town" - I know it was a blatant lie and he was virgin because we talked about it all the time
>weird kid says "5"
>comes to me and I be honest and say none
>chad says "NEVER? not even a kiss?"
Funny this is nigger chad was poorest and I was richest and I fucked nobody. Unfortunately I set my standards way too high in HS but still. Money is a meme.
>>28702221
My parents shoved me in sex ed and let the school teach it
I've never understood this. Even complete asspies understand there is a social stigma about being a virgin yet you jackasses keep admitting to it. Is it really that hard to stammer out that you had sex with a nerdy girl once while her parents were out at the store?
Just made that shit up right there. lying about losing your v-card ain't hard.
>>28702290
Chad or my friends would call me out and embarrass me even more
>tfw your cat with huge balls sits on your lap
>>28702201
What kind of feeling is that supposed to be?
>>28702201
>tfw your dog gets a raging boner whenever you come home
>be 13-14
>neighbor has a cat that always hang out in our garden
>me and my brothers all like the cat, treat it well
>it rubs against legs, will sit in lap
>one time sitting alone in garage where no one can see
>neighbors cat jumps into my lap
>feel its heat and weight on my dick
>become erect
>enjoy feeling of cat laying on my dick, softly purring
>dark thoughts cross mind
>stand up and go do something else
When were you when humanism dies, /r9k/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdJReH6MkQ4
They managed to make Atheism+ out of humanism, of all things. This is incredible. How do people let them do it in every single organization ever?
Is it just the social pressure? I mean, everyone knows how brownshirts went about it in universities and other organizations in pre-war Germany, right?
>>28702085
Jesus christ, faggots like this guy are still making hour long videos complaining about SJWs and shit, you'd think they'd stop after 2015
>>28702127
>current year
>still complaining about SJWs
lol whiny neckbeard pissbabies amirite sis
>>28702204
If you are 20+ and still obsess over "muh patriarchy", or "muh sjws" literally kill yourself
Hi bots, does anyone choose games over girls? I'm capable up to 8/10 girls but I prefer to play games instead of fucking and having a girlfriend
How does that make you feel?
That's really impressive man. Keep it up!
>>28702083
good for you anon, proud of you
>>28702083
The older I get, the more I'd rather have a good meditation session or read a good book or have a cold beer by myself than take some cunt on an expensive date and try to make her feel impressed enough to let me plunge most of the day-old nigger cum out of the hairy mucous divot in her crotch before squirting in my own. The whole thing is such a racket. Nature just makes us want pussy so that we end up with children, and I fucking hate children.
So to answer your question, video games are for faggots
>be me
>spend teens and early 20s getting friendzoned and BTFO
>sorted life out in late 20s
>use hookup apps to meet up dozens of girls
If I think the girl would have rejected the old me, I find ways to subtlety punish them, including.
- Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema
- Sit browsing internet while they grow bored until they leave
- Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea (most people don't seem to know this is a characteristic of the drink, especially bimbos and foreign students)
- Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
- Try to ass fuck them, if I pull it off, I only ever assfuck them in future meet ups
- Humblebrag about banging many chicks and saying their race doesn't really rank that high desu
Who else here /GirlPunisher/?
>>28702052
Youre a hero.stuff your ass with these words robot.
>Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea
lol
they don't know about it because using prunes for digestive health seems to be an Anglophone grandparent thing, and bimbos are dumb in general
A WARRIOR'S DRINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdlPaCX3S80
Guys I think the eggman had officially cracked
>>28702042
Is he aware of his very repulsive face?
>>28702042
Damn thats a massive face he has.
Like the moai statues
>>28702042
Get a fucking haircut, eggman.
I got fired yesterday. Third job Ive lost because booze/drugs. I went to an NA meeting last night and got a sponsor. I know there is still time to right the ship, but I can't help but realize I became the person I was afraid I would become. I feel so shitty and afraid.
I think just quitting something is not the way. You need to replace it with a healthier alternative.
>>28702041
i almost lost my job this week because of alcohol anon, shit fucking sucks - actually lost a nice resident manager job last year because of by stupid drunken antics, had that shit for over like 16 years too :(
i'm trying the therapy meme and will probably attend a AA meeting Sunday, doesn't seem to be much else i can do at this point
the doc actually recommended 2 weeks inpatient but i simply cannot afford the time off work, if i could even get it off
Do you people just go to work shitfaced or something? How does alcohol effect you on the job unless you're super hungover?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? WOMEN SHOULDN'T BREASTFEED IN PUBLIC? DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S NATURAL YOU FUCKING CREEP!
>>28701978
honestly there is nothing wrong with it.
>>28701978
That bitch clearly doesn't look like she's screaming what you make her say.
The depravity of modern woman is such that they can inject malignant narcissism into any action even breastfeeding their children.
>have deep voice
>nobody will ever know
>have naturally deep voice when talking to myself out loud
>get squeaky cuck voice in public because of anxiety
JUST
>>28702132
I know this emotion
> naturally have a deep, bold, room filling voice that cuts through charter and ambient noise
> suffer from childhood trauma and speak in a weak bitch voice when I'm uncomfortable, which is 90% of the time
I am very strongly considering living in a van
>don't really like being around people
>don't care about hygiene too much
>not worried about what people think of me
>would like to be able to live off of a minimum income
what are some things i might need to keep in mind? i do not have a van yet, but i can do that easily enough.
>what type of >15,000 vans would be optimal
>how can i get access to the internet
>where can i park a van without spending much money, or none at all
>will jobs keep me on if they find out i plan to live in a van
>what kind of working/not working schedule would i be able to have
>what's the lowest hours and wage i could live in a van for
>what are states that living in a van would be viable
i would prefer to live as minimally as possible
>>28701965
There's a vandwellers subreddit xDD
well? no one has any tips?
>>28702046
no fucking thanks
what, am i reddit because i want to live simply?
>This girl will never look at you like she looks at an 74 year old jewish man
Why even live?
>there are only two white people in that crowd not counting sanders
Your typical Sanders supporters right there, I hope you guys vote Trump
>>28701915
>all those stumpy little mestizo goblins
we need the wall
>>28701915
>Everyone would rather watch an elderly Jewish man wag his finger about political issues than watch pornography
I guess I'll be happy once I convert and wait a couple decades.
>>28702231
>White poor
>Voting for a plutocrat
Wow, that sure seems like a great idea for me, I'll make sure to do that.
