Classic stories and greentext thread
>>28703609
>Be me
>Hasn't talked to sister in three years
>So I call her
>She sounds furious
>"Anon! Fuck you!"
>She hangs up
Why was she so mad?
>>28703609
It's probably worse than reddit tier by now but I don't care.
>>28703678
What was the last thing you said to her three years ago?
Autism thread. Share stories about autistic people you know.
>Go to camp in summer with lots of autistic kids because I have Asperger's
>Many of them can't even speak
>One has shirt that says "I don't talk much. I'm busy thinking"
>One girl can only say "no"
>Counselors can't tell if she doesn't want to do something or is just saying the only word she knowsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I only have autism stories about myself
Why doesn't she anwser?
>>28703720
>non verbal
friday discussion of this beloved creature
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>>28703553
What thw fuck is rose doing right now
>>28703553
>>28702136
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>>28703553
I'm not really into Traps, but you do you, Anon kun
>you'll never live in a flat overlooking the night-time city
It's not fair, lads.
>>28703497
Very comfy pic. Thanks for posting it, friend. Here's a pic you might like.
>>28703497
Even if I had the money, I wouldn't waste it on a million dollar flat.
>>28703497
>wanting to be killed by a sniper
>wanting some hipster faggot with a telescope and his normalfag friends making a daily ritual of mocking you
NO THANKS
I have been cucked twice in my life by women, it was not my intention. It does not make me a cuck, women are just un-loyal whores.
First time was a Mormon girl, she was a virgin and left me for a nigger who then took the virginity she promised me I could take.
Second time was, a bi-racial slut who was a decade older than me. She modeled in a playboy college issue in the early 2000's. She lived in the apartment building across from my friend, she told me to look out his window into her window, me and my friend did. And she was there fucking some ugly guy.
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>>28703496
I can't be cucked if I never get a girl.
>>28703549
you should thank the lord.
>>28703591
There is no lord, just apathy and sadness... and gay sex
Daily reminder that those attractive cunts with martinis and Louise Vuitton purses on instagram get shat in their mouths for money by hairy, old sandniggers in Dubai
>>28703441
how virgin are you?
>>28703541
are you seriously not aware of this phenomenon?
Google instawhores or something and you'll see the depravity of modernity.
>>28704117
found another virgin
Have anyone here just stopped feeling enjoyment?
I'm sitting in my room with the option to play whatever games, watch whatever movies or series. I could message a few friends or something. Maybe see if I got anywhere with any girls I've been low-key flirting with for some weeks. Or even go hang out with my family.
Instead, what I would like to do the most, is ask a bunch of strangers on the internet why I don't feel any motivation to do any of it.
Is this another jackdurden.com thread?
You're doing all that stuff inside your room. Why not go for a walk.
>>28703574
>go for a walk
You can't run away from your problems forever.
>Come anon, lick them clean
>>28703399
They don't even look dirty but okay, you don't have to ask me twice bby |:(_) )
>>28703399
Also what video is this from? Is it for free viewing on somewhere like pornhub or something? I'd appreciate if you told me because she fine and she got nice feet. tks
>>28703399
why is it so hard to be a womans foot slave?
like why can't any of the girls at work just force me to massage and kiss and worship their feet after they've been working all day long in their shoes?
Like why can't real life be like a femdom porn flick? Fuck real life.
Today a random person hugged me tightly me r9k. No words we just both walked on
was she a qt?
originalia commento
>>28703381
How many pills did you take excactly bro? I want to experience dat feel too.
>>28703381
They probably just tried to take your wallet.
Hey guys! ;-) this is first post on 4chan. I thought we could have a little discussion about social anxiety here. Lately, I have had a severe crippling depression because of my anxiety :/ and I just want it to stop! It's a living hell having such a terrible illness... does anyone else have this disease? If so, leave a comment below.
>>28703309
Jesus fucking christ you're an obvious roastie
You made a huge fucking mistake OP
This is r9k almost everyone has crippling depression
Go fuck yourself chase Carlson
>No Dairy
>Nearly no fast food
>Only drink water
>Avoid sugar spikes
>Wash face usually twice a day
>Salcylic Facewashs
>Tretonin cream every night
>Benzoyl Peroxide
>Still new spots everyday
Why can't big pharma do anything good for once and cure this shit?
just use alcohol swabs and one cream.
I had acne when I was younger. My mother made me go to a dermathologist who gave me a blue liquid that I had to apply to my face every day. The acne went away in two weeks. It didn't cure my retardation though.
See, I hope that when (if) this shit ever goes away my social anxiety will go away with it... I wasn;t so terrible before I had it. But I think it might have become a learned behaviour and I'm stuck with it.
>moved house when I had 15 years
>left my cum donut under the bed
Please elaborate on that cum-donut
wat
cumdonutblox
>>28703240
>new residents found the fart radio
Cont. Do this shit pls
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1k8enRG93wqB0J3Rjor61uxSg_QqZ15JL_I2D8ZmV-Z8/viewform?usp=send_form
spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bVSCf08BoHMYZE5Q7ZBG5_mATfczQQbVBCErpQtLGYY/edit?usp=sharing
>>28703216
BMI is a shit number that means absolutely nothing
>>28703730
>t. Fatty McDonalds
>>28703216
Attention 4th responder (in the spreadsheet): Pls be my gf
Could a household income of $90,000 support six kids?
What house could we afford?
barely, but yes
you could get a 4 or 5 bedroom house and just put bunk beds in the kids' rooms
My parents had a household income of around that and was able to support five kids but we lived in an expensive town, I am sure you could do it on six kids as well.
Each child will cost you about $400k if you pay for an optimal upbringing with college.
And if one of them runs into health problems growing up, maybe more.
So yeah. Just say goodbye to fun, and disposable income.
Also, hope a few of them get a scholarship in something.
Honestly, just don't have kids or a wife, buy 10 of your favorite cars, have a $20k gaming set up, and retire at the age 40.
>tfw robots are third class citizens and nobody gives a shit
>only get the worst of jobs
>not allowed to seek comfort in women
>not allowed to socialize, treated as untouchables
>often alienated by their own families
Explain to me why normals are surprised when one of us crack and go on a genocide crusade?
>>28703125
>>only get the worst of jobs
>>not allowed to seek comfort in women
>>not allowed to socialize, treated as untouchables
>>often alienated by their own families
This is all brought to you by yourself. None of this is forced. You are a first class citizen with bad decision making.
>>28703146
>robots wake up one day and decide "y'know what, I think I'd like to experience hell"
My favorite meme
>>28703246
Robots wake up, see shit and decide to do something against it tomorrow. Which they don't. And it becomes worse.