How many of you actual robots own smartphones, and if you do, do you use it a lot? I assume that many of you who were already robots by 2012-2013 never really bothered with them, considering they're a pretty normie tool to start with.
I never owned any until february of this year when I got a mid-range one and still only rarely use it since I don't tend to leave the house much and don't have a proper data plan. When I do have to use it, it's as a backup tool for when my computer dies, the power goes out, or to use any of the offline maps when I have to go out.
I spend so much time in front of screens that I manage to use my desktop computer, my tablet, my phone, and my laptop every day, even if I'm at home.
>>28706849
I have a 0.1G that works on fucking pedals and steam.
Also, I use my phone to make me look less pathetic when I'm alone outside
Just remember that every single day you make a choice.
Why don't you just choose to be happy tomorrow?
>implying that most of uss dont have serious mental ilnesses
>>28706825
Every single day you make a choice.
>>28706825
that wont make my crippling ocd go away
Who /close to snapping/ here? I feel like I've just exhausted all of my options. Whatever kept me occupied in life now bores me. I don't know what I'll have once I finally get sick of everything. Ready to just kill myself once I reach it.
Anyone else ready to snap?
>>28707144
Not yet. I can take a little more.
Real fuckin close. I feel like everyday I get a little closer to losing it and killing myself
Any actual wizards/witches here? I want to get into sorcery. I'll ask /x/ too but I wanted to know if there are any of you on my home board.
Yes
What are your goals as an occultist?
>>28706685
years of experience, can tell you that masons give wrong symbolism while the real symbolic meanings are in the bible. If you are practicing satanism you must KNOW what is true and what is not true/perverted meanings
>>28706685
I was always kinda interested in this too, but half the time i feel like /x/ is just dicking around
My knowledge of the paranormal doesnt go any further than the few times i've fucked with a ouija board and the couple demonology books i've read a few months ago.
I see it posted all the time, so it must have a tad bit of real-world basis.
Wish I could help you more, OP. Monitoring this thread for possible info dumps.
>tfw no pretty, pale blonde peasant girl to cum inside every night after a hard work at the field
>tfw grew up in the era of feminism, porn, and the sexual revolution
>tfw you will never be some buff farmer's qt housewife, tending chickens and wiping floury hands on her apron
>>28706678
not fucking her after she becomes a witch
>ISHYDT
>>28706804
i just watched the movie and i wish i could have saved her from the witches :( the movie kinda sucked btw but there was a few good scenes
Cringe/Slut thread
Tell your slut stories
>Liked a qt girl that played COD back in high school
>go to a party and see her there and we really hit it off
>gives me her number and I get really excited
>find out the next day that four dudes ran a train on her that night
>Gamer gurl
Not even once
>>28706625
Four dudes and you get her number.
To her, you're better than four dudes at once.
Imagine having four women at once. Now imagine liking one person more than that.
>>28706774
>community college
What a fucking loser.
He's right you know. He's the real /r9k/ candidate.
WOW
adjusts problem glasses
SERIOUSLY?
sips pumpkin spice latte
I CAN'T EVEN
takes out student loan
I JUST CANT
uses loan to donate to bernie sanders
I CANT EVEN, LIKE
occupies wall street
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
downvotes
LIKE
violently protests peacefully
SERIOUSLY?
preps the bull
I MEAN COME ON
phone banks
JUST, LIKE, SERIOUSLY?
blocks traffic
LIKE, I CANT
welcomes refugees
I CANT EVEN, LIKE
takes hormonal supplements
UGH
apologizes for being white
CAN YOU NOT
does research
LIKE
attends...
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>>28706827
>signing a petition for something like this
How fucking stupid.
Do Americans even know how to revolt anymore?
>>28707018
Alright lad lets do this
What country are you from
OMEGLE THREAD.
NO VIDEO EDITION, GET IN HERE ROBOTS
>>28706462
real robot thread is riight here
>>28706535
ROBOTS DON'T USE VIDEO CHAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28706475
>>28706543
why though
come on dont be a pussy
Your bi-Daily reminder that this faggot is not one of us. Do not let him post here or give him attention.
>on YouTube and Instagram
>in with MDE and other YouTubers
>has friends
>gets BTFO'd by true robots all the time
>is an obnoxious wannabe chad
>is not a NEET
Don't fall for this faggot's games. I know some of you like him, but stop. He and all the other...
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>>28706428
>in with MDE
straight into the trash bin senpai
Posting this only makes him stronger
you are either hack or one of his beta orbiters in that skype group trying to get him better known. Either way, fuck off and stop giving trips attention. It's not rocket science.
>decide to come on here after rarely ever visiting
>its st elliots day soon so wanted to hate on women
>realize how disgusting they truly fucking are
>not realize but be truly reminded again
Damn man...thanks for reminding me.
That looked like a cute image, why don't you have the full size OP?
>>28706542
I think im saving them on my phone wrong or something tbqh...
>>28706577
>Owning a phone
>Browsing with a phone
Have you tried not being a normie?
how do you guys cope with the fact that you will never put these toes in your mouth?
>>28706359
My girlfriend has feet that look better than that. And she lets me suck on them while she flicks her bean. Good stuff
3D feet are fucking DISGUSTING
>>28706376
Nah they're not, you're probably just the feg. They're great (sometimes, sometimes busted/red toenail polish).
Currently, I'm rendering an edit of my little brother's graduation. He's the first male in our family to make it through school in a long time. I'm so proud of him, the entire family is proud of him. I'll soon give this video to my mother to upload to Facebook for all of the family and her friends, then I'll be leaving the house, never to be seen again.
My father was a neurotic drunk who was constantly gone, and my mother was an over-bearing woman who coddled me too much. She taught me to be "respectful" to women. Due to this, and...
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I tried my hand at these facts, I tried improving myself by working out and eating well for a good 6 months, even lost a good amount of weight, but after a recent bout of illness and being forced to stay inside, I picked up my bad habits again, and my motivation just hasn't come back. The unfairness of it all is too much for me, and THAT fact alone is how I know I'll always be alone. I'm too fucking weak. I'll always be a lesser man in the eyes of everyone around me.
I'm sick of being weak, I'm sick of being lonely and angry all the time....
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yeah, well, shits fucked, huh? im there too, i understand.
have a good day
Hard truth? Stop being a beta, and get up and do something. Nothing will EVER fall into your hands, you have to seize it yourself.
Met a girl you dig? Go for it.
Wanna accomplish something you can be proud of? Go for it.
Shit doesn't just magically happen all by itself. Get off your ass and make it happen. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right by any means necessary. Work your fingers to the bone if you must to achieve your goals.
What are you guys having for dinner this evening?
>>28706337
canned sardines are delicious and I wish they were cheap enough here to eat every day.
>>28706337
Holy shit exactly the same!
>>28706373
Where do you live that sardines are expensive?
>person writes to me
>wait 2 minutes before responding
>he immediately responds
>wait 1 minute
>he responds immediately again
>wait 3 minutes
Yes, little roachie, stay glued to your screen. i'm letting you wait on purpose.
>>28706302
Are you that little bitch who told me to stop responding?
> get a message
> reply
> don't think about person in the interim
Good job wasting your time and effort with pointless games.
>>28706601
That's exactly what i wanted you to post
Should I hire this Chad?
What chad? I don't see him
That's not a Chad. That's a Kurt.
>>28706251
No. He's known to """"finish"""" early.