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>tfw no mommy gf
If you got one, tell us how. If you want one, tell is how badly.
YOU STUPID SADISTIC FUCKING WHORE
TIME FOR YOU TO SEE HOW IT FEELS MOMMY GET READY TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28711797
I'm 19 and cute so if I show interest in an older woman they usually mack on me. There is one around an hour a way that's freaking obsessed with me and it's a bit odd desu famalam
I'm 21 now and about to marry my 37 year old fiancee. We were dating when I was 19.
Does that count?
who else cums on their bed and leaves it there? surely i'm not the only one.
i have a very small cum bowl
also pieces of paper, mug
I try to avoid cumming on sheets or on clothes
Your bedroom must reek of masturbation.
>>28711786
>sister found the cum bed
I've been in love a couple of times,and fucked quite a bit, if that's your cup of tea. I give advice to my normie friends and they tell me I'm quite wise. Ask me anything.
I pissed a girl off online that I really liked by asking for skype too quickly. What can I do to get her to talk to me again? We talked for a few days beforehand and got along really well, so I think it's possible.
How do you advance at a proper pace? I've never had my love reciprocated before, and I met someone online who's receptive, and I am terrified anything romantic comes up, because I don't want to move too fast
>>28712396
This. I always fuck these things up. I either come across as disinterested or obsessed.
*BLARRRRRRRRRRRT*
Kyaaa! Don't smell that it just slipped out and I couldn't hold it!
is this what you were looking for? originalpost
op PLS stop fartposting for the sake of this board
its disgusting desu
>>28711712
>tfw honkin honkers hasn't posted anything since his arrival
>tfw I need something to get somewhat aroused at and laugh at the same time.
I like braap posting and blaart posting but honkin honkers will forever be held in my shit posting thoughts. Please come back honkers.
>checking your wife's phone
>see this
>what do?
I would confront her, and promptly type 'sage' in the options field of my post in this cuck thread. That would show her
I would feel concerned; had I been inattentive? I'd hope she's OK.
Ignore it. As a robot, I am lucky to have a gf, let alone a wife at all. If she wants to have sex with other men, there is nothing I can do to stop her.
Just count your blessings senpai
In this thread we sum up girls on online dating websites with key words.
>Coffee
>Netflix
>Feminist
>Fat
>Open relationship
>Family Oriented
There may be plenty of fish out there but Jesus fucking Christ, majority are rotting to the bone.
>>28711560
>Transgirl
>Demisexual
>Pansexual
>>28711560
>I'm
>not
>like
>other
>daffodil
>girls
i'm the proud mother o*close page*
hey r9k, I started smoking weed, meditating, listening to alan watts, and only fapping once a week. What else could I do to improve my overall mood and day to day mind set?
Take vitamin D
Seriously, it helps more than you think.
>>28711574
Ive been going outside at least 3 times a week while the suns out for a few hours. Would that suffice or is it better to get a supplement pill or some shit too?
>>28711556
have sex kappa desu ne
Who's hotter, left chick or right chick?
Snarling old haggard kikes are not hot anon.
Not in the slightest.
>>28711485
trick question: both are men
Definitely left, by far. Despite right being busy.
>lost a full ride scholarship to one one of the best colleges in the US through bad grades and weaponized autism
I think I may be the biggest fuck up on here
Any other contenders for this position?
/fuckup/ general
>see anime in catalogue
>immediately open
>>28711523
>catalogue
What kind of fag country is this spelling from
>>28711470
>>lost a full ride scholarship to one one of the best colleges in the US through bad grades and weaponized autism
Nigger, how do you fucking throw your life away like that. Goddammit. I'm fucking fuming. Hope all that anime hentai, onaholes, vidya, and guru collection was worth it.
Hi wagecuck. I'm doing Heroin instead of blacking out from alcohol like Wagecucks. The NEET relaxes in moderation, and does not need to get wasted or black out to forget his life. The NEET is superior, yet once again.
>>28711453
except instead of blacking out on heroin you just die
>>28711479
No, young wagecuck.
Heroin is cheaper and you don't get hungover. Also, I remember and do not black out. Heroin is the NEET drug of choice.
The NEET is dignified and consumes only the finest ingredients, not CALORIES
ever notice how smoking rates are still so high, despite knowing nowadays how much harm it does? It is because of wageslaves. These subhumans need nicotine just to make it through the day. And in the end, the net effect is that their money goes to the tobacco companies who contribute nothing society. That money should be taxes and sent to people who can spend it responsibly, like us
In this thread I am going to eliminate the federal subjects of Russia (certain spellings, anyway) from the robot, by posting them as single posts. I invite you to join me.
Simply pick one of the above text strings, and type it out! This will teach you a little geography too.
You can even play the game here if you want.
http://www.sporcle.com/games/1447/russia_federal_subjects_map
Zabaykalsky
Karachay-Cherkessia
Jewish Autonomous Oblast
Im bored and there is no crack for doom
Download gzdoom and-
Oh.
Draw, op, and post a pic
>>28711391
Back off, I want new doom
>>28711404
>implying I can draw
Could someone describe to me what titties ACTUALLY feel like?
>>28711377
like a daki mura made of skin.
>>28711377
bags of sand. don't you know anything?
>>28711377
Feels like very soft skin, nipples, and a water-baloonish feeling, but a little more solid.
>tfw no qt Italian American Long Island New Yorker gf with a strong accent
>>28711355
New Yorker here
Why the fuck would you want to date anyone from Long Island, the whole place should be exterminated
i'm italian american and i find italian american girls repulsive, then again my italian came from the north not the south or sicily.
>>28711355
>Atlantik
>k
Nani!?!?
>tfw I thought I was 6 feet tall for years
>I've been 5'5" the entire time
>>28711329
>tfw I thought I was 6 feet tall for years
>I've been 5 feet 11 15/16 inches the entire time
>tfw I'm not lying
I'm 5'6 and I could destroy every single one of you with 1 finger
>>28712228
Angry chihuahua spotted
