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Will someone make me feel better? My only actual friend is moving miles away with his gf, pretty much just because she wants to, even though he brings home the bread, and she doesn't do much except smoke weed. How am I supposed to feel right now?
bumpo originalu
>>28713179
Don't cry, happy birthday
>>28713582
Thanks anon. A couple weeks early, but I'll take it.
Guys I'm lost, here's the story this happened 10 minutes ago
>Meet girl through dumb course I'm paying money to take even though I don't want to
>Total Stacy, but for some reason she talks to me a lot and gets really physical
>Assume she's just really extroverted because she's definitely out of my league
>Asks me a lot of personal questions and shit
>Eventually asks for my Snapchat
>She snaps me every day for a week
>Assume she just wants to be friends and im alright with that, but would definitely smash
>She send me a snap saying "I think I like you"
>I dodge it for a while and beat around the bush for 4 hours
>Even ask "what kind of like"
>Tell her goodnight
>Sends me another snap "goodnight, and its like like kind of like since you asked earlier"
>I really don't want to be falling into some kind of trap or something
What do??
don't do something ultra autistic.
Guys I don't think I have too long to respond help
Just reply something like, "thats good to know" *winky face emoji*
>"depression/anxiety is real"
I consider depression to be when you've given up on self-improvement and anxiety the inability to understand social norms.
>>28713089
Fuck off it's not real.
>>28713089
K well biploar depression is real. Mixed episodes are literally the worst thing.
Ask someone who just got rejected anything
Who are you taking to prom instead?
How did you ask her out? And how did she reject you?
>>28713175
I've been out of high school for a while now.
>>28713191
We've been hanging out for almost a year now, she's a coworker. I gave her a ride home and bought her dinner and right before she left to get out of the car, I told her how I really felt about her. I didn't get too sappy with it, just told her that I really like her and If she was interested that maybe we could go on a date sometime. She smiled and said she would think about it, and I just got a text from her about a half-hour ago telling me she would prefer to just be friends.
I'm a virgin with a girly body, and everyone thinks i'm gay. Should i just go with the flow and start taking hormones? Will they change my sexual orientation?
>>28713010
thats not you is it?
>>28713266
No. That guy already started hormones, look at his boobs.
>>28713010
Same here honestly, all of my coworkers do stuff like ask "do you have a significant other" or "what type of people do you date" instead of asking what type of girls do you like with normal people.
I might just go gay if some guy approaches me, I'm lonely anyway
>a disgusting, self obsessed autist NEET who looked at so much weird porn and had so little contact with the opposite sex that he degenerated into a genderless abomination with no future
Is Chris' life an analogy for /r9k/ and most robots?
>>28712859
Nope. I don't even like sonic
>>28712859
his house burning down destroying the original sonichu medalion was the beginning of the end, turns out the medallion was unironically keeping him in check like some sort of talisman against autism
>>28712859
eggman really let himself go
fembots, why don't you have a body like this?
Almost perfect, just needs a little wider hip to waist ratio but 9/10
>>28712857
>tfw I'd look like that if I had never been obese
>tfw disgusting, saggy, middle aged body, at 22
If your fat don't bother losing weight. Your still going to be a disappointment.
>>28712857
Why did she cover her tits if she's going to show her vag? Dumb
>all these songs talking about loneliness and misery
>the artists have never experienced true abysmal loneliness
>they're surrounded by their bandmates, friends, and groupies begging for their cock
>normals lap it up thinking its deep
Are you sure they're not singing about losing a partner, like Brand New would or something?
>>28712795
Is this about Drake? I'm getting a real Drake vibe from this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZBqxNI8F_4
>>28712795
This is why 90s rap is so great, OP. All the dudes rapping it may not be conventional robots, but they are still a group who have also had fucked up upbringings that have left them maladjusted and on the outside of society, and so a lot of the feelings in their rap songs are totally relatable and genuine.
Hi wagecuck. Unlike you, I just got back from the animal shelter. I saved 3 cats and 1 rabbit whole u are shoveling booze down your pie hole and making a fool of yourself.
Stacy is going to think I'm such a hero. Shame that you feel the need to get wasted during your limited hours of freedom, wagecuck.
>>28712781
I recently hunted some rabbit and had a nice dinner/snack.
>>28712781
I'm a paramedic and I save lives almost daily.
But alas I'm a wage cuck
>>28712781
>PETA
>savings animals
You know they kill 98% of animals put in their care, right?
I'm seriously thinking about killing myself. I just feel like a fuckin loser.
No girlfriend or anything. Everyone says be confident. But being a manlet, being awkward to the point of damn near retardedness and coming from a working class background with an unsuccessful family that can't do anything right and being broke all the time really brings me the fuck down.
Everything is a fucking lie anyway and everyday I'm in pain. People act like life is a gift but if I had to chose I wouldn't have been born. I don't care who missess me because I think that trying to keep someone alive who wants to die is more selfish than suicide, especially when the people who claim to love you don't lend a helping hand and are complacent with shitty conditions.
What the hell is the point of living when all the good things in life are behind a pay wall?
Money doesn't by hapiness my ass
The money doesn't make it better. I'm from an immigrant family in the top 1% for wealth, but I'm a KHV failing all my college classes with no friends. The only benefit is that I get to buy food without worrying if I'm buying too much.
>>28712758
How can you kill yourself when you'll miss out on all the rain storms?
And yeah really fucking sucks when you're not as good as other people.
>>28713366
He won't believe you until he experiences it himself.
For the longest time I thought having a buff physique was life on easy mode, but after spending years at the gym, I'm now more miserable than ever.
Been calling a french girl i met online and talk to, "frenchie".
>hello my frenchie friend
>etc..
Is it a bad word?
It's pretty offensive because it implies the person is french
>>28712720
FPBP tqbh
>>28712703
girls dont usually handle light banter that well
>This site has been shut down by the FBI
>your IP address has been logged
What do senpai
Nothing, you're fine, just don't got here anymore.
assuming whatever website it was was not specifically for illegal content or transactons
>>28712676
DELETE EVERYTHING
What site, lad?
>be 22 year old NEET kv highschool dropout, dropped out at 17
>parents force me to give GED equivalent of my country
>do fail tier bad at it
>result comes out
>I pass, miraculously
>parents now want to enroll me at a university to study engineering like all my ancestors and kin
>passed in all subjects by 1-2 marks
Holy shit this calls for a celebration, I am platinum happy right now
nice work buddy, i'm proud of you
>>28712625
Fuck off, soon to be wagecuck.
>>28712625
and so a bot manages to make it
they said r9k gets nowhere
well you got somewhere buddy
keep going
then get off this thread when you become a normie
Do you think male genital mutilation is a significant contributor to the existence of the kind of social outcasts that browse this board?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10268322
Yes, I do think so. It's a traumatic mutilation of the sex organ and destroys the most sensual parts of the penis, and removes half (sometimes more than half) of the "skin" of the penis.
A recent study showed correlation between circumcision and autism spectrum disorders.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25573114
jews wonder why people hate them
>>28712622
>>28712707
circumcision is supposed to ruin sex for you. if you don't enjoy sex, you'll become godly. Sex is the worst thing on earth and True Christians need to traumatize children so they hate sex
Only whites can truly be robots, all the other races get sex for free. White girls everywhere want brown and black dick, and in Europe they give that shit out on the streets. I've never seen a Jew virgin, Indians get arranged marriages, and East Asians and Latinos are socially very conservative and get married. Only whites can never get free sex by virtue of their race
>never see a Jew virgin.
What the fuck are you talking about? They're basically white people, except uglier and shorter. I'm speaking from experience here.
>>28712604
True, and white Americans have to live in a country where prostitution is illegal due to religion.
>>28712604
I am Southeast Asian and I don't have any advantages
