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Where do you stand on the compass, robots?
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>28709146
I haven't take the test in a while and I don't feel like burning 45 minutes to take it again, but last time I did I was far left and in the middle of the memetarian axis.
Economically speaking I'm pretty much all left, socially speaking I am what you would call a feminist but think that homos are weird and trannies are retarded. Gun control is a must and idk what else, there should be government-provided TV and radio stations.
>>28709244
SJWS STOP CALLING YOURSELF LEFTIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh shit lads, what do I do with my anti-semitism now
While you losers are sitting at home on another Friday night, CHAD is out having the time of his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P22gcb4YHso
Have you ever even had a single day in your life that was as good as this?
Do you want to kill yourself knowing that you will never get to experience what it's like to truly enjoy life?
Actually I'm out with gf right now waiting for her to try on shoes after we had a nice dinner. Tomorrow we're gonna go out to her lakehouse. How does it feel having to project these feelings?
Delusional. You think jumping into pools and riding helicopters is fun? If I could do it over I'd live the same life.
>>28708963
>CHAD is out having the time of his life.
So Chad is out having the time of his life, which is going to a party or clubbing, and having an orgasm. Are you saying that this is the time of his life? Is that as good as it gets?
Let me put it an arithmetic terms, and I don't want you to view these numbers as fractions, but rather as a scale between (unit of happiness)/(potential happiness)
Chad is having a 10/10 experience this friday, while I am having maybe a 3/100 experience this Friday. For if going out clubbing and partying and having an orgasm is the best time of your life, then your potential happiness is very low.
How do you know that you aren't actually retarded and that your brain is just protecting from knowing that you are?
I guess i'm retarded for not enjoying life and resenting the human species
I've wondered that myself. But I was never assigned a tard-wrangler when in public schools so i guess if i am retarded it can't be too bad. At worst I suppose I might be an aspie.
>>28709087
>tard-wrangler
I fucking kek'ed . Good job anon.
Lean is a narcotic drink that makes the user feel extremely drowsy and often euphoric. Lean must contain the following in order to be authentic. Promethazine and Codeine cough syrup and sprite. The Promethazine is essentially what gives the lean affect. Many use jolly ranchers to enhance the flavor the beverage. Lean is lean as long as you have the right syrup and sprite.
Here's a variation of the recipe.
-1 Styrofoam cup (to keep tradition)
-4 teaspoons of Promethazine and Codeine cough syrup. More can be used at one's own discretion.
-2-4 shots of Vodka (that will really set the buzz off)
-1- can of sprite (use as much or less as you want)
-1 splash of cranberry juice. This will help smooth the vodka out
combine all and enjoy that buzz.
Perfect for blunts!
(you can die from this so know your limits) bye
>>28708921
Oh ya sure let me just go pick up codeine from my local store
FUCK YOU OP
>>28708921
why do niggers use two cups stacked? is it be an obnoxious nigger to let other niggers know they are doing drugs?
codeine is gay dxm is the real robodrug
What's /r9k/ listening to this lonely friday night?
https://youtu.be/Ito08vfez7U?t=2598
some fairly cringe stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmMZBZGBps
dat new ariana grande album
its def better than her last, but i dunno if she'll ever top yours truly unless she works with babyface again
The Starset album Transmissions. It's so good.
Get your (You)'s! Just one requirement.
Give me a word that would actually use in a coherent sentence followed by origami.
>>28708852
folds
silence
origami
Japanese origami
Anyone else into girls that do drugs?
Is there any chance that i might find a girl that isn't a slut but still wants to smoke and pop pills with me?
>>28708818
Most girls smoke and pop pills. Your problem is you haven't hooked up with any girls at all yet.
druggie girl thread now
>>28709827
No objections here
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
Shitposting in it's most ancient form.
Never forget their friendship
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
fucking kek
i want to be a fucking roman fuck modern life
Funny to think that scriblings from people almost 2000 years ago made me laugh today. Hope these people had decent lives. (excluding the volcano)
Attention everyone, I have just discovered the secret of life, death and consciousness.
When you die with your current consciousness then that is it. You will no longer be who you currently are ever again. However that does not mean you will never experience life again.
The universe is infinite in time and space. Given an infinite amount of time you will exist again but under a different set of genetic circumstances.
You will be alive but you will be a completely different person. You will have no recollection of your previous existence. You will have an entirely new consciousness and personality. Also wherever there is life, there is a chance you will experience it there. This could be different planet or galaxy.
So do not be afraid of death because it is not the end of existence.
>>28708784
You probably thought you were so smart writing this post but it's just wannabe philosopher bullshit.
>I HAVE DA SECRET 2 LIFE GUIS
You are just embarrassing yourself OP...
Honestly such a dumb post, also
>So do not be afraid of death because it is not the end of existence
When I die I want to be gone for good OP, soul completely erased (If souls exist)
There is a chance that a sufficiently advanced group of sentients in the future will piece together my consciousness thus bringing me back to life.
My consciousness could also reoccur in a simulation.
Death is just going to sleep for a long time, possibly forever.
Not that it matters.
>>28708784
Not an argument.
>You will have an entirely new consciousness and personality.
Then that wouldn't be me you fucking spaz. Stop with the pop-philosophy.
If God could harden the pharaoh's heart, does that mean free will is an illusion?
Back to >>>/his/
>>28708779
He literally says why He does it in the next words
It was an example to be set
>>28708779
Since God knows everything he knows that the plagues will harden the Pharaoh's heart. Just like God knows exactly who will go to heaven or hell before that person is even born.
Just got back from working out and I'm stinky and sweaty. Which NEET bitch is going to clean me with their tongue?
I want to! I need to lick you clean!
>>28708788
Are you going to be a good girl and lick every inch?
>>28708800
Every last bit, wherever you want me to! Even if it's somewhere super lewd!
I strongly believe that most people's problems can be rooted back to their homelife.
> tell me about your parents
> describe your last big argument with them
> tell me what makes you mad in general
And I'll tell you what your problem is.
>>28708740
Are there even any non-drug based mental health care professionals anymore?
>>28708740
We'll bang okay?
>>28708740
My penis is smaller than average which has led me down the avenue of nihilism because I truly know nothing matters and I should just do whatever I want without fear of consequence.
Gun or pressure cooker? I imagine the latter is infinitely easier to buy.
anyone here knows someone that slept with his sister (not sexualy)?
sometimes poeple sleep with they parents but i never thought about siblings
>>28708727
we sleep together all the time.
especially after sex.
Me and my sister slept together all the time when we were kids. Our family was poor as fuck and we only had one bed in our room.
When I was 16 and she was 15 we got separate rooms, but we still slept together sometimes when she felt lonely or sad.
>>28708924
but under 1 blanket? huging n shit?
When everyone's super, no one will be.
>>28708718
did nothing wrong
original comment
>>28708718
>ITT Bitter loser thread
>>28708718
Why does he wear the mask?
It hides nothing.
Does anyone know how big Elliot's penis was? legit question.
like 4.5 inches erect
>>28708683
Is there a source for this number?
>>28708749
the bodybuilding.com post where he thought 4 inches was average
