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>gender
male
>age
28
>sex
0
>job
neet
>>28710886
>g
m
>a
20
>s
hahaha
>j
I wash farm trucks.
>gender
male
>age
19
>sex
0ive had 2 sex
>job
community college
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
22
>sex
1, gf of 3 years going on 4
>job
graduate student, chemistry
I get profoundly depressed when I'm around pretty girls.
Please tell me I'm not the only one.
>>28710880
Was just thinking about this today. It's worse when you're constantly around girls some of the best bodies and you can't do anything about it
>>28710880
For me it's not "profoundly depressed", just this feeling of complete and utter helplessness, like I've been tossed into the lion's den with a meatsuit.
It's not even that I can't talk, it's that I usually end up making the conversation short because all I do is talk about film and occasionally existentialism.
>Work at Starbucks
>Every coworker is pretty, young girl
>small workspace
>three of them are all turned around doing something on the counters
>have to go through the valley of plump asses to get to where I need to go
Every day I work with very attractive women talking about this. Even if I got one I wouldn't know what to do with it, and I'd surely fuck it up and push it away like I do with everything. But I won't ever have that chance because I won't let myself have it.
>"I'm done with all that wild stuff I did in the past, Anon. I can't go back and change what I did but we can still have a future together."
How would you respond?
>>28710872
how the fuck did you get in my house bitch
>being the settlebeta
hahaha fuck off roastie
I wouldn't. I have nothing productive to say. If I say no or insult her I start a pointless argument. I'd just ignore her.
I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet... Musical.ly has got to be the cringiest social network right now. Normie music mixed with moronic expressions by Stacies looking for likes equals cancer.
>people actually get famous for lip-syncing to songs
>musical equivalent of Vine
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7kcCgd1eal0
How is this appealing? How are people entertained by this?
>>28710820
Bumperoo
Originago commento
Please alcohol, make me unsee this
>>28710888
agreed. This thread needs discussion.
GAS THEM
>my vagina when he's under 6' tall
Its probably that big too
ouch, sandy vagys ain't no joke.
>>28710790
kekd
desu desu
Just another night alone on 4chan. Where has the time gone, anons? It's May 20th.
I know, overwatch comes out monday. I'm hyped too OP
Donatello, you're invited to my cult compound. We will make changes there, start living for purpose. Days will feel full again brother.
Do you accept?
>>28710744
this is nice thread x
Then they wouldn't be so unhappy
>>28710728
but i do it all the time
>>28710728
I lick my gf's butt lots.
>tfw feeling it slowly part as your press your tongue directly against it
>>28710728
has anyone else ever noticed that little slump in asscracks?
you can see it kinda well in OP's image
My skull hurts
K lol man
itll be all right buddy
>>28710727
did you hit it on a wall or something?
drink some water
Wake up
Masturbate
/r9k/
Work
/r9k/
Masturbate
Sleep
Work fucked up my schedule, uguuu, How do I add Anime back into the equation desu?
>>28710630
Replace /r9k/ with anime or masturbate less. Or just watch anime whenever you eat at home.
>>28710798
Why is this girl moving her eyebrows while staring at me. It makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>28710630
You dare to maaturbate in a schedule that involves the purity of rikka? Just fucking kill you self dude
Thanks for taking me out anon, most guys don't like taking me out because of my past, thanks for being so mature
>I don't know where I am
>Was I drugged?
>Rape!
Just kidding. I would never agree to a situation like that. I would have called her out long before we got that far, even if I couldn't physically resist.
What was your past?
let's play video games after. something co-op, like halo or golden axe.
I wanna see those comfy rooms, fellow robots!
>>28710538
Part 2 of my comfy room
>>28710538
>Wendy's
>vente Starbucks drink, no doubt loaded with sweeteners
>Dr.Pepper and Coke cans
Come on, dude. I just want you to be happy with yourself.
>>28710613
You missed the month old pizza box. Life sucks man
Kinda lonely (and a bit pissed)
Perhaps you robots could add me on snapchat, my username is mainwaringkris3
Way to advertise yourself as someone no one would want to talk to.
>>28710536
I don't mind who finds me and I already know I'm an insufferable tool... I just wanna spend the last 30 minutes of being drunk to share with people
sage sage sage sage sage sgae sgae sgae agAer sahe aga e sage sgae
Sage goes in the options field
>When you realize you've wasted half your youth and haven't even done a fraction of the things others have
I'm stuck in this rut I dug myself into and there's no hope of escape
>tfw watching sports anime to fill the void of never experiencing the camaraderie of a high school sports team
>>28710525
>half
fuck, i wasted it all.
i scrambled to have sex before it was too late and ended up fucking a korean hooker and didn't enjoy it or even get hard.
tried a few normie drugs and just sat high and bored alone at my PC.
i realized early on that becoming a normie is the only answer.
as much as i hate them, i realize that it really is the only way to live without killing yourself eventually.
What the fuck is wrong with this fat bitch and why have normies adopted this as their latest meme?
http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/05/27-million-people-watched-this-delightful-video-of-a-woman-trying-on-a-chewbacca-mask.html?mid=facebook_nymag
It's driving me nuts desu. Star wars is for children.
>>28710619
I don't know about that, but shit like that mask is definitely for children. This woman has autism.
Why are you people so mad?
Why don't you just get yourself an average girlfriend?
>>28710493
I can't find one.
Average = extra slut for Chad
>>28710493
That chick is disgusting, OP. I think she took 'be there or be square' literally.
