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my first time buy drugs online and im scared
they all say to use interac e transfer or COD. is that sketchy? I normally jsut type in a credit card for things
Give me your credit card details right here and now and I promise to post you some drugs.
haha youre fucked
>>28712435
why aren't you using the darnket? you're fucked lmao
who /ironic neckbeard/ here
I'm gonna grow it so long and grotesque it's gonna be great
>>28712402
I don't even think you can call this a neckbeard. Most of it seems to be not on your neck
Doesn't really look much like a neckbeard to me. It actually looks pretty decent.
>>28712684
>this
i have to shave below my adams apple. it almost connects to my chest hair
rest easy wagecuck, only 48 more hours until mr shekelstein expects you back at the office
sweet dreams
>>28712303
hah jokes on you i'm going to work both days this weekend
I love how you people are so fucked in the head that you think having zero money, zero credentials and zero accomplishments is a GOOD thing
And then you all whine about no gf. Well no shit
What kind of girl would want to date a fucking loser NEET?
>>28712357
>And then you all whine about no gf. Well no shit
all the failed normies do
>What kind of girl would want to date a fucking loser NEET?
thats the only kind of girl i'd ever touch. fuck the rest of em
Why don't you just become a juggalo Robots?
They will pretty much always accept you no matter how much of a big loser you are.
>>28712290
You know I'm glad juggalos exist because the road becomes more clear when they have their gathering of the cocks festival. Take all the white trash and put it somewhere else for a few days
>>28712290
is that your wife's son in the picture?
>>28712290
obese trailer trash wearing clown makeup
great way to ruin your reputation
>when you think about looking up the people you knew in high school to find out how they're doing
>look them up
>they all either already had kids, are divorced, only post about drugs, or a combination of all three
I feel better whenever I look up most people who I knew on Faceook.
>>28712266
they all look happy brand new cars
gfs have bfs and bfs have gfs all chad and stacey even the ugly cunts are decent now
>>28712266
I got fired from a company just as it got its wings and started to fly.
It was my purpose to work there, my life purpose. Because of circumstances we ended going separate ways. The company was grossing 300k per year when I left, now it does about 4 mil.
The owner, who used to be one of my best friends, drives a nice ass car. All the people love working there. But the gates to his heart are locked for me.
I don't have the skill, charisma, ambition or balls to pull off what he did.
Every time I look at the company's pictures or events or projects it's like a stab into my heart. It was my life's purpose, it was what I was supposed to do in life.
Welp, wasted $27 on Mega Millions tickets and won nothing.
Also spent $20 on Powerball, and I'd be perfectly happy with winning that. Even the California super lotto jackpot would be enough to make me financially liberated for life in moderate luxury without having to work much or at all.
You have a better chance of Obama and Putin suddenly deciding you've been a naughty boy and showing up to your house to spank you with socks full of 18th century british coins than you do of winning that shit.
>playing the lottery
Think of all the people out there who have girlfriends and have sex. You're chances are higher to get that even though you're a robot. And yet you play the lottery.
>>28712230
>>28712210
>>28712142
got a better chance of dying alone
>wagecucks
>understanding science
You pathetic cucks were born for a life of slavery
>>28712064
>babbys first quantum mechanics textbook
wew lad
besides math is far more interesting desu
I used Townsend for my intro quantum, but I hear a lot of people like Griffiths, too.
>>28712117
math is like memorizing alphabet.
physics is like reading an exciting story.
a b c d e f g!!
fuck-u an-on day-L-ee
>2016
>finally have confidence up
>feel like taking on world
>ask roughly 90 girls out thus far this year
>still rejected every single time
Welp, almost half way into this year and the whole "girls like confidence" and "just be yourself" moda have proven to be horse shit. How's your Friday night been?
Were you just cold approaching them?
What are your approaches like?
Did you actually count how many you asked out?
>>28712002
Maybe word travelled about how you asked out 50 fucking girls before them.
Kys fgt.
I mixed 20mg of valium with 2 shots of vodka and I am now breathing manually. I'm going to just allow myself to let go. See you in the next life, robots.
>>28711980
Life hasn't been perfect. I'm schizoaffective so I can't see myself living with it anyways. It's time for me to die in peace. Goodbye robots.
Farewell, brobot. F
U won't die noob
Who's had a run-in with the law here?
Share your experience(s).
got caught spray painting cars and houses
>>28712339
I've been to court about 5 times, once representing myself (got off charges). My last arrest was for drug trafficking; long story.
Been pulled over pretty often for old registration. Never got a ticket, because I'm a poor bastard and I sell the excuse of a poor bastard pretty well.
Watermelon is PROOF that ASUKA likes the BBC
Japanese people like watermelons even more than niggers
Good thing she's not my waifu, then
>>28711987
BUT asuka is GERMAN
>have sh scars on forearms
>can't do anything about them
>read that tattoos can effectively camouflage them
>tattoos are degenerate
>but don't want visible obvious sh scars
Wat do. Anyone here cover scars with tattoos?
No solution, shouldn't have cut yourself
Or just get those heroin addict rings
>>28711948
>tattoos are degenerate
So is cutting yourself, you fuck up.
You're a degenerate no matter what, might as well continue down the path.
>>28711948
my gf has been thinking about it, and she has friends who have done it
personally i think tattoos look like trash 99% of the time, so maybe get surgery to get rid of them instead
Does anyone else use 4chan on their phones? If you do, why?
My PC has been broke, which I put 12 hours a day for 4 years into it and now I am in a mind-numb state.
i can't live without browsing this shitty congoese broccoli farming board anymore
there are literally no other websites i want to visit, other than chan itself and the pages linked from the posts here
Because I don't to browse 4chan on my work computer so I do it on my phone while at work.
>>28711947
i only browse 4chan on my phone when im in bed getting ready to sleep, its ultra comfy
>4chan posters complain about other posters being cancer
>Girls browse 4chan
>Girl would rather die of cancer than spend any amount of time with you whatsoever
Does that put your night in prospective robots?
>>28711924
why are plague masks so fucking cool
>>28711965
Enlighten me on plague masks. Is that the thing that doctors wore during the Black Plague or some term from a video game like Dark Souls or something?
>>28712001
they did exist and people did wear them, if thats what you're asking
HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME, HAIRLINE
That's all you need /r9k
>>28711825
hairline is on the list now? When are you going to add wallet too?
Not even Freddie is safe anymore, only being 5'9" and bald, despite being a literal model + rich as fuck athlete.
>>28711825
Are you implying widow's peaks are attractive?
No wonder your a virgin
