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>tfw you once lost a bet to your college roommate and had to eat some chicken nuggets he came all over
>tfw you fap to this memory every fucking day
>manlet
>everyone teases me about being short
>tell them to stop teasing me
>they stop
>tfw now I miss it
>>28717172
that`s fucking disgusting, OP. You're a truly degenerate.
>>28717223
Oh, Anon. I once remember getting pushed into a bush and called a girl by some girl at school (year 7). Another good memory of being humiliated and bullied by others.
This isn't a /soc/ thread, so don't post your pictures here. No one wants to see pictures of you.
>accidentally make eye contact with a girl
>they immediately roll their eyes extremely hard and fling their head far in the opposite direction
>that dismissive look people give you as soon as you walk by
>no matter what you accomplish, no one will ever value you as much as an attractive person who has done nothing
>tfw mirrors exist
>>28717066
>go outside
>everyone is taller than you
>everyone is more attractive than you
>everyone is probably more mentally stable than you
Life is a meme
>>28717156
I'm there with you brother life as an ugly paranoid schizophrenic manlet is hell.
>that feel when you have to try to look happy for a family photo
Can you spot the suffering robot?
>>28717052
Is it the one in the middle? The only one with actual problems?
The photographer who doesn't have a loving family
>>28717052
that middle dude's got a pretty ugly face but his (presumably) wife in the wheelchair is beautiful. Maybe I should be approaching disabled women.
Hey, r9k, why don't girls like me? I am 7/10 but girls ignore me.
Pic is me.
everyone thinks they are a 7/10 dude
>>28717041
become an hero & girls will like you
Looks like a younger, uglier version of Link from Rhett & Link.
Was John Lennon a robot? He could only get asian puss.
he had a wife before yoko, and son
>>28717218
a wife's son?
So he cucked yoko right?
>>28717267
You don't cuck women. There's nothing to cuck; it only applies to males.
would you ever settle for a chestlet?
>>28716946
Why do you act like you're talking to Chad: The board?
LITTLE
FEMANON
TITS
>>28716946
if she was other things i like
big ass and hips
4'11
sucks my dick 9 times a day
Couples holding hands and kissing in public.
Does it bother anyone else?
>>28716860
It only bothers me when homosexuals do it
>>28716860
i don't really go into public once
i saw a couple on a motorcycle last week
she had green hair
i was pretty triggered desu
>>28716860
Holding hands is fine. I don't like to see kissing in public though.
Get off the computer. Go outside. Look after your own, and take care of yourself.
They can't stop you from being a good person.
>>28716857
Don't tell me what to do, you preachy asshole.
>>28716873
Yea, whatever.
But seriously: take of yourself, and your family. It's good for you.
Everybody: do this. Take of yourselves. All the time. It matters. Do it.
I have an advice for OP.
Suck a dick lel
>you're married
>you come home and find you're wife with another man
>option A: she's on her knees sucking his dick
>or
>option B; she's getting fucked from behind
What would be more heartbreaking and shocking to you?
>>28716772
Neither. Love is not passion.
>>28716772
Both prolly
>>28716772
fucked from behind depends on if it's like a sweaty redfaced powerfucking or just some lame "aw yea you like dat" porn shit. if she was getting fucked like an animal with her eyes rolling back in her head screaming with his hand around her throat then idk what i was saying i just gave myself a boner
Why is multiculturalism so successful?
>>28716760
ALPHA INHIBITION!
>based travis putting a cunt in her place
>>28716760
Social media. Makes it easier for cucked lefties and jews to push their agendas.
When did you realize that love does not exist and your life has no purpose?
>>28716681
Who is that lanklet and why is he peeping?
But love does exist
>>28716681
Look, another 'I'm gonna call a thing I have come to dislike, such as love, NOT TRUE and posit that there exists some vague TRUE love, except it doesn't exist at all but only as some vague ideal, so we're only left with ersatz, flawed FAUX LOVE and this sucks and life sucks and it's all so bleak, except I never define my exact definitions and standards for TRUE love because I don't have any in the first place, but that doesn't matter because my intent the whole time was to dumbly discredit love as being FAKE through contrasting it with nonexistent TRUE love and hoping that no one will catch on to the whole retarded game' retard.
How exactly should I take /soc/ ratings? It seems like everyone there is either an insecure fag who needs an ego boost, or a jerk who won't ever say anything good about anyone.
This is bait but i'll pretend it isn't.
In 3-4 years time when OP pic is legal and hormones kick in, grill will be cute
>>28716589
If you're a girl the ratings can't be trusted because of the thirstiness of the posters, but if you're a dude the ratings are probably pretty close to the truth since other guys have no reason to lie to you.
>>28716589
5 is usually the lowest it means you are about 2-3 in real life, 7 is average and above that you get above average, for women pretty much all of them get 7-8 at least because they have vaginas and there is like 1 woman for 10 000 guys on 4 chan so yeah
also who is that pretty girl in your pic?
>there is no god
>there is no free will
>life has no meaning
Whatever you do or think, it doesn't matter. You have no power to change anything. You're merely an observer, watching your body ageing until you die.
No free will doesn't mean fatalism only determinism.
Speak for yourself OP. Not everyone has to suffer his life.
Ayyy lmao!
What are you gunna do until you die anon?
Just gunna spend the rest of your life thinking about your death?
Cut off your fucking leg, and play videogames all day. Or join the military.
Neither of those? Then be a normie
>you realize 4chan is part of a huge political discourse happening right now
>people are starting to call Trump supporters "neckbeards" and Bernie supporters "cucks" outside of this site frequently
>we are more divided then ever before and the west will die
What are these graphs meant to show?
That there was a global financial crisis?
>black inequality
How the fuck do people actually measure shit like that? Do they just make up a number and say "yep, that's how unequal niggers are"? Fucking cucks.
>>28716543
It's to show what 8 years under a black democrat's presidency looks like.
>install tinder
>re-realise im a 4/10
>swipe 90% left cause its all staceys
>no qt chubbies anywhere
>uninstall app
There should be a tinder for robots
>>28716494
someone let me know when this gets made
>>28716475
Tinder is basically Chad's fucking every girl.
