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if god exists, why do babies die?
Because a talking snake tricked two dumbasses who didn't know right from wrong into eating a forbidden fruit that would tell them how to know right from wrong.
>>28718820
god hates babies
They were recalled because it wasn't their time yet.
My thread was deleted on /trv/ for some reason.
Lets make maps showing all the places we've been in the world. Include both roadtrips and boats/ferries, but not airplane rides.
Template in the second post.
Template for "Where have you been?" thread.
>>28718813
Answer for "Where have you been?" thread.
>>28718858
Dutch or German?
Is anyone else experiencing a problem where none of your friends want to actually fucking do anything?
>>28718780
I have experienced this feeling.
It's the reason why I deleted my steam.
>>28718780
They're not actually your friends
They probably make fun of you behind your back
For about three years now.
Almost 26, the whole year I was 23 was a blast. We were always doing shit as a group, everyone was having a great time.
Now they all stay home playing games on console, single player only, repeatedly.
They get together every month once, maybe twice if they're feeling frisky, and talk about Fallout and Skyrim.
Shit was never this way, but they all think they're too far gone for girlfriends so they've secluded themselves away from EVERYTHING.
I'm buying bitcoins off localbitcoins and this guy is telling me I need to verify with a pic of my face and id with my bank card (long number covered up). Is this normal. Need help asap
As long as he gets paid why would some btc trader care what you look like or who u are
Very suspect
Abort op
>>28718741
completely unrelated but this image is my wallpaper right now.
>>28718741
go to coinbase
>when sitting, his knees point outwards
>>28718711
i dont get it. should htey point upwards
way ahead of you OP.
blox
What?? Explain please op
Could you fall in love with a girl even if she was a ghost?
Ghosts or animated manchurian calligraphy aren't real
I could fall in love with anyone who's nice to me at this point
Yes. It would actually be preferable.
>drinking last night
>browsing /g/
>make my way over to r9k
>post and feel with anons
>see gay thread
>open thread to call them faggots, leave for more alcohol
>wake up this morning
>tfw I erpd with a gay anon in a gay thread
What does this mean? I like womanly thighs and nice butts and athletic, toned bellies
Just come out the closet
>>28718594
I refuse! I like 2d girls!!I can't be gay...I like grills too muchdo you think it as just the alcohol?
>>28718574
>not liking tits
You already know what it means.
>be me in 2 year long distance relationship because of out of town school
>everyone here at uni are assholes and I spend most of time alone at home
>tfw nearly all classes are recorded and attendance is not required
>mfw sitting at home nearly 5-6 days a week shitposting on 4chan and passing my classes by a hair
>be afraid that connection with gf is starting to fade due to time apart
>feel like damaged goods, brain is fried from being a shut-in 4chan addict
>DONE WITH SCHOOL
>move back home and into gf's apt
>everything's going fine, I guess, although I can tell gf is adjusting to not having apt to herself and am worried a bit
>mfw gf has been running everyday and has slimmed down a bit, butt's lifted, breasts are perky puppies
>the real feels kick in when she invites her hot friend's over so we can all catch up on GoT
>mfw her friends bring over dank weed and thai food
>tfw when smoking after so long and having the best time of my life
>(pic related) gf starts making from-scratch chocolate chip cookies for all of us
>friends leave and I sensually fuck my gf's brains out
>she's laying down sucking my cock while I'm on my knees and fingering her and rubbing her clit
>she o-gasms and I proceed to fuck her
>lights are dim (but on), both butt naked, she's on her back while I'm on top, sensually kissing her beautiful lips and breasts while I go in and out
>literal tears of happiness
>have best sleep in years
Well r9k, it's been real. I hope you all find happiness someday.
I'll be here to answer any questions or give any advice if you want any.
After that, goodbye.
>ib4 reeee get out normie scum
>ib4 kill yourself
How pathetic of a norman do you have to be to bragpost here?
>>28718595
missed the part about me being stranded here for 2 years
>>28718616
You weren't even a NEET. Please leave.
You ever feel like god is playing a sick joke on you?
>>28718541
Lol, you still believe in that joke they call the "Bible?"
>>28718541
Pic related fits so perfectly with what you're asking.507
Yes but he has damn great humour
O-oh, hi, Anon senpai. What do you think of my dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKR7f63alAk
>>28718499
>you will never go to japan and have a girl fall in love with you and racemix with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=286OOm_zYjE
>>28718554
>go to Japan
that is a huge miracle on it's own for me.
>girl fall in love with you
wew
>racemix with you
HAHAHAHA nobody wants my shit genes
The Internet is not the same place it was in 1998, or 2004, or even 2010.
Why are you still here?
>>28718468
Because what the fuck am I gonna do if I don't browse the internet
I have nothing else left
because le dank maymays xDDD x3
>get on the train
>it's reasonably busy
>still get to sit alone
>the train pulls into a station
>qt asian gets on and sits next to me
>she checks her phone and then falls asleep on my shoulder
>look around at all the free seats left she could have sat in
>it almost looks like she wanted to sit next to me (at least for a third party)
>get a nefarious idea
>put my arm around her and start playing with her hair to simulate gf havingness
>she snuggles in closer and places one of her hands over mine
>heart reaches runaway criticality and is beating so fast it generates excess heat
>start feeling weak
>fall asleep (or pass out, i can't remember it happening)
>get woken up at the terminating station by the driver
>missed my stop by twenty minutes
>there are like three people left on the train
>the girl is gone
>notice lipstick on my cheek
that was friday
what do?
should i take the train next week?
I'll take "Things That Happened" for $200, Alex
what the fuck
report her ass OP
>>28718335
I know this can't be real but man that's cute if you made this up you have a real skill with writings cute things anon
so this really happened yesterday
>be me 20 years old kv
>walking through the park in my city to where I live
>see some guys from uni there
>try my best to avoid them seeing me, but of course they spot me
>"hey dude you're anon right? I always see you hanging alone in class"
>"y-yeah I guess"
>they usually don't care about me, but you could smell the alcohol which I think was mostly what was making them talk to me
>they offer me a beer
>whynot.jpg
>I end up sitting with them casually talking about stuff
>around 23:00 one of the guys goes on about that party where everyone is
>they prepare to go, and so do I
>fast forward to said party
>hardly know anyone there
>it's actually a huge party in one of the dorms
>like REALLY huge
>all of a sudden the guys were gone
>time to drink alone I guess
>end up pretty drunk and decide to check out one of the rooms
>there are actually 2 qt korean waifus singing korean karaoke
>confused as fuck
>the next second some white girl starts talking to me about what the fuck is going on here
>the alcohol in my head is hiding my powerlevel, so I end up talking to her the whole night
and then she just vanished, before I could even ask for her name
the only thing I know is where she worksshould I just go there and talk to her or would that be creepy? ;_;
>>28718321
You didn't make your move, she made you as a beta and left
You had a chance and blew it, if you try and go to her work now she's going to call her chad friends to come and pie you in for being a stalker
>>28718354
why is getting a woman so hard
I just couldn't get myself to hit on her
back into the 2D realms I guess
>>28718321
Why didn't you push her against a wall and started touching her breast and kissing her anon?
You fucking beta cuck.
this me at age 21
and...
this is me st 32
JUST
U
S
T
>>28718336
you stopped existing?
spooky
>>28718336
forgot pic
JUST
U
S
T
> 24
> Never had driver's license
> Finally muster up the courage to go get my permit
> Waiting in line at DMV with my mom (she had to renew her license)
> Bump into three people I went to high school with, and one person I work with
> Make up some BS about having to "sort an ID issue out"
> Pass by one of the people I saw on the way to the testing building; hear one of them say "what the fuck?" to his friend
> Be in the testing room
> Nothing but 16-18 year olds; all of them looking at me, some even chuckling
> Can only focus on being an anxious fuckwit during the written test
> Fail the written test
> Proctor/supervisor looks at me with pity
This is the shit nightmares are made of. -_-
>>28718315
How the fuck do people have a problem driving? It's the easiest thing ever.
Wow I guess it's really true, flyover country type places must really suck for shit like that.
I only recently started hearing that it's weird that I don't have a license, and that people in those small towns and stuff normally get licenses and start driving around as young as 14.
I live in the city and don't have a license, and like only 2 or 3 people in my "friend group" from highschool have licenses. My mom doesn't even have a license.
I took a couple driving lessons last summer though, my mom wants me to get a license, but it's like like we have or can afford a car anyway so I don't care.
> Pass by one of the people I saw on the way to the testing building; hear one of them say "what the fuck?" to his friend
Yeah, I think you're being too paranoid here. In fact, the whole thing sounds kinda like it's just you being insecure tbqh. Don't let it get to you anon.
>>28718315
I hate to break it to you, but the world doesn't revolve around you. No one gives a shit about you, specifically that you don't have your license.
