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What is the most Chad thing you've done or that has happened to you /r9k/? For me it was getting some of dat ptp once
Fuck off with your indecipherable acronyms
penis to penis?
private turkish party?
precision time protocol?
picture transfer protocol?
pay money to my pain?
piss tits piss?
prick trash pus?
>>28722741
>chain funny meme jokes
hello reddxt
Got a girl to get her beta orbiter to drive her to my house so I could fuck her.
Orbiters who are obsessed with their "oneitis" are pathetic scum so I don't feel bad about it.
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
>tfw sick of spending 36 dollars a day on cigs
>tfw want to quit but can't
has anyone here managed to quit smoking?
How do you even have time for 75 a day?
>>28722522
How do you even have the time to smoke almost 4 packs a day? I can barely hit two if I'm chain smoking most of the time.
Enjoy cancer normie faggot
>come on anon, just fuck me! Do you want to stay a virgin forever?
how do you respond?
>>28722506
Fuck off i'll rather pay 80 euros and fuck a cute escort.
I need to ask my mom first, wait a sec!
>>28722506
i wake up, because i know for a fact that i will never be in this situation.
>"I want you to work hard to impress me but I'll never fuck you."
Has anyone else here met a girl like hat?
That's every girl anon.
>>28722489
Yes.
It's called being in friendzone or beta orbiter.
Yes, I came out of one. Most of my teachers were one. Every woman wants that because women are sociopaths.
Just failed day V of nofap. Do you nofappers have any tips? I was seriously horny as fuck by the fifth day.
>tfw I'm a weird faggot who shaves his legs and just got done jerking it to femdom porn after gagging/tying myself up.
I feel fucking nasty. It seems like nofap wouldn't even be a problem if I just lost my virginity already.
>>28722410
Yeah, you keep yourself busy with other shit other than sitting around all day.
>>28722445
Sometimes I enjoy sitting around, anon. And the sexual thoughts cross my mind even when I'm doing other things.
>>28722410
>>28722445
this. its the only way. if your sitting around all day on the computer being a NEET your gunna fail.
>having kids
not even once
>>28722399
If I end up having a kid with down syndrome or something,is there a way for me to get rid of it? Like surely there must be some home for retarded kids.
>>28722399
That roastie should've stopped doing drugs while she was pregnant,oh well. Now she's paying the price. I hope she's miserable for the rest of her life pretending she loves her kid.
>>28722862
Why the fuck can't you just terminate the child after it's been born retarded? The only reason I can really think of is "muh every life is precious".
How many McDonald's cheeseburger can you eat in a row? My record is 15. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
>>28722391
>If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
So I can die of heart disease or my own hand. Hmmm.
>>28722391
Who the fuck orders McDonald's cheeseburgers?
It's all about mcdouble sorry double cheeseburgers
Max is 4 at a time btw
How big is your stomach bub
Head over to /fit and change your life
Post ITT if your life is essentially over.
>schizoaffective
>neet
>virgin
>no job
>no college
>no friends
>music isn't gaining popularity
JDIMSA
>>28722328
What do you guys think of my song?
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-299220637/goals
Sorry for shilling. I need feedback.
>>28722369
>https://m.soundcloud.com/user-299220637/goals
i dont listen to that kind of music sorry
>>28722328
>7 year NEET
>family getting sick of my shit
>dont even live at home
Debating if i should kill myself before OverWatch comes out. Maybe i can distract myself with OW long enough for something to change.
Lets get a sad music thread going. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdofmoYcJNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_LVa9I09m4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5fMo5_d2sjU
https://soundcloud.com/lorn/acid-rain-final
Should I post youtube or soundcloud?
Anyone got similar stuff to burial and lorn? Downcast electronic?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=knLCbS02T1Y
The GOAT sad vidya song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AxnnJxfK9hk
>go to walmart with family
>stay in the car
>>28722271
Are you a pet or someshit?
>>28722271
I hope they left the window open for you
>>28722271
why would you do it?
>Be me, depressed and suicidal
> Call 911
>Cops show up
> Tell me im not under arrest
>Put handcuffs on me and take me away from my house to an emergency center
> Sit in the emergency center for like an hour with the cops
> The whole time I'm thinking how can they hold me and put handcuffs and waistchains on me if I'm not under arrest
>mfw I realize cops can do whatever they want without penalty
>>28722206
>ask authorities to assist you because you are a danger to yourself and others
>get upset when they treat you like a danger to yourself and others
Of course they can. You're a retard for even calling them, what were you expecting to happen?
Never trust a cop.
>"I'm emotionally and mentally unstable and a threat to myself and possibly others!"
>"WTF WHY ARE YOU HANDCUFFING ME FUCKING PIGS"
Are people who fell for the depression meme the most annoying, idiotic people on the planet?
Pesking me with the update isn't even an issue as I turned it off. But I wanna be able to play games and eventually I'll be forced to upgrade for dx12.
I have a huge collection of porn I've saved throughout the years here and a lot of it I can't be sure they're legal because it's just some random amateur. So then when windows 10 starts going through the images with photoDNA I'm sure I'm fucked with some of them. You can """disable""" it but then I'm sure they'll just sneak it in in an update and nobody will complain because it's to catch terrorist child molesters. And from what I can tell you don't wanna stop the updates via the hosts file since you'd be easily targeted by hackers. Heck I don't know if it respects the hosts file at all for microsoft domains.
I don't wanna delete half of my collection just to be sure. Worse yet loli is treated the same as CP here and I would have to delete that collection too. Deleting them might not even be enough since just looking at images online might trigger photoDNA and the law here also forbids viewing it online.
I'm too lazy for having a dual boot setup that I have to switch between every time I want a quick wank. Emulation is ass and isn't viable for gaming. I prefer the programs you can have for windows over linux, like photoshop, adobe premier, etc. so even if I got it working I'd still have to be using windows for a lot of desktop work.
What the fuck do I do?!
OC Stallman Pepe
Bump and pic related desu
>>28722146
>PC begins installing Windows 10 automatically
>Decline the Terms of Agreement
>PC keeps Windows 7, but pop-ups come up saying that my Windows isn't legit
>can't set a desktop wallpaper
>just leave the pop-ups open and minimized so I don't have to see them anymore
>>28722146
>PhotoDNA is a technology developed by Microsoft that computes hash values of images in order to identify alike images. It is used with Microsoft's own services Bing and OneDrive, as well as by Google Gmail, Twitter, Facebook
It's everywhere, brah. Pretty sure Windows 8 has OneDrive bullshit preinstalled, too.
How do I not be so self conscious that I went to a food truck event alone
Literally everyone is in a group
I just wanted food
Nobody cares that you went alone. Even if they do you'll never interact with them again so who cares?
why are you still self conscious about something that already happened?
It's over. Nobody noticed you anyway.
>>28722027
>I just wanted food
Start with this
>enter a thread
>proceed to be hostile for no reason
>enter thread
>be passive aggressive for no reason
>>28722010
>>28722036
nooriginalllllllllllfaggots
>enter a thread
>ends up getting angry for no reasons
How would you feel about touching or holding another guys dick in a non-sexual scenario?
>>28721987
>How would you feel about touching or holding another guys dick
YAY!
>in a non-sexual scenario
booo!
>>28721987
The only non sexual scenario I can imagine I would hols a guys dixk would be if I was a doctor.. or a mortician. I guess I wouldn't care as I would be a professional about things and from the stories you find on the net there are much worse things you have to touch and be close to in those jobs.
>>28722016
What if ya bro broke his arms?
