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How do you guys hoard your neetbux? I can't figure out a way to do it without getting caught.
>Withdraw all neetbux from account
>Hide it
It's that simple. It's not like they ask for receipts
>>28723732
They will ask what you did with the money you withdrew during the yearly review if you do that every month. That's why they ask for permission to look at your bank account.
>>28723875
lul is this in the us?
Any robots here tried tripping before? Tell me your stories, good, bad, neutral whatever.
I've tripped quite a bit, never had a bad experience. Tripping is fun. Everything is happiet and brighter and more colorful for a bit which is really nice.
I once used a trip code but then I got bullied :(
Took LSD 2 days ago on my bday.
*Disclaimer: I'm not mentally ill, I would never do the following hypothetical which is detailed in this greentext*
>Be me earlier today
>Trying to find a hammer so I can attach a poster to the wall in my room
>Find hammer
>As I'm looking for the right nail while holding the hammer in my hand I see my mom lay on the couch watching TV
>Lightly tap the hammer on my skull to see how much it would hurt if somebody drove it full force into my skull
>Realize how easy it would be to walk up behind my mom and bash her head in with the hammer
>Thinking how horrible it would be, how she would scream and fade out of conciousness
>Love my mom more than anything, would never do that
>Start cringing really hard, think of how much she does for me, still imagining the scenario of us just talking normally and then me killing her with the hammer
>The cringe is so bad, I start violently shaking my head to block it out
>The thought alone brings on massive stress and fear
>Put the hammer back and try not to think about it
>When I see her I just cringe
I can't be the only one who occasionaly thinks of extremely awful, out of character things you could do to someone in certain situations out of curiosity and then feels distressed about it
i do that all the time, i dint think is rare
>>28723549
Don't worry Op, this is something everybody does.
Ever stare from the top of a bridge or building and get the urge to jump? Or see a cute animal and have thoughts of how easy it would be to crush it's ribs?
Apparently it's some part of the brain that controls impulses, you're not crazy or horrible.
>>28723665
Thanks bud, it's pretty shitty
What the fuck, anon!? Why did you pull my hair!?
>>28723537
>pull
Look on the desk you fucking moron.
>>28723537
>pull
actually cut
tell her you want to bring it back home and jerk off to it
maybe she will be scared enough to let you alone now and...
...STOP TO INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE
>>28723537
someone post the webm dammit
share senpai
The Lobster is good
right on. i'll check it out. thanks anon.
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTya9plCEnc
>tfw no girl wants to touch my pee pee
I am all too familiar with this feel
>>28723451
>>28723460
Nothing makes women want to touch your peepee more than whining about it and feeling bad for yourself on a Cambodian basket weaving website.
Just do something about it.
>tfw gf will pee if I suck on her clit too hard
>tfw been dying to get my face pissed on and eat her roastie snatch but she's on vacation with her family
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
If you died today, what would happen to all your stuff? What would your family find when they searched your room?
>>28723366
They'd find some laundry I haven't taken out of the washer yet.
Fucks sake *stands up*
>>28723366
>mfw just now remembered I have cum-stained underwear from when I was 16 underneath a chess-set in my closet
>I'm 19
Good God, they probably have fucking mushrooms growing out of them. I'm afraid to go get them.
A moldy fleshlight is the only embarrassing thing they would find. Not that I'd be alive to feel embarrassed.
>tfw no cute liberal gf to redpill
>>28723338
>redpill
this is why no gf
>>28723338
tfw when she wins every argument and you become bluepill
why not just check your privilege now and be ahead of the curve
>>28723348
>t. """"nice guy"""" with no gf
Stop acting like you have any idea about pussys. In fact, most chads you will meet have conservative views (alpha views, leftists want to help the poor) and laugh about the cucks who get 'friendzoned' all the time.
Why dont you quit soda anon?
>quit soda
>drop 10 kg in 4 months without exercising
>finally below 100kg (196 cm tall)
>start lifting
feelsgoodmymen.jaypeg
also 18 cm dick :^D
>>28723332
you're still fat though faggot
>quit soda for years
>quit eating altogether except sparingly maybe twice a week
>work my ass off at a warehouse until I'm on the verge of syncope
>do this for 4 months
>lose 0 pounds
>add soda and tons of shit food in my diet again
>quit working and become NEET
>do nothing but lay in bed and use my computer
>gain 0 pounds
>lose 0 pounds
It's pretty awful. I'm gonna try DNP next.
>>28724295
try amphetamines
but remember to eat every few days
>Having alright day
>Suddenly see my own reflection
>Day ruined
>>28723284
I know that feel but I somehow managed to tell myself that I actually look good even with unsymetrical oily face without jewline covered with acne. Just don't ask anyone if you attractive.
>>28723284
>see reflection
>look ok-bad
>friends, girls, family all think I look good
Feels conflicted man.
>>28724304
Same way
Are they just being polite, or are they actually serious?
I don't even want to know
I honestly think abstaining from 4chan is a good step to improving your life.
You don't really learn anything from this site. In fact juging from a lot of posts here I'm sure most of you just feel terrible from reading shitposts all day.
I think not using 4chan will create more time for hobbies and educational activities like reading or playing a musical instrument. Also, not dealing with this site's negativity would improve your outlook on the world and make you happier.
I suggest that we have a no 4chan challenge. We'd make regular threads and discuss ways to avoid 4chan, talk about our records and try to beat them, and encourage ourselves to stick to a non4chan lifestyle.
I'm on board
This is the only place I don't feel completely alone, I'm not leaving.
I agree one the premise, but making regular threads on 4chan will not do it. Just leave, if you can.
>tfw you realize all your problems in life resulted from having low self esteem
When I was a kid I was confident as fuck but then my dad started shouting at me for every mistake I made
Sounds stupid now but at the time I was terrified of him after that and I haven't recovered, how do I fix this stupid shit?
OP, I think you're more in tune with your emotions than anyone else.
I know you're in the best position to manage them.
Figure out what actions cause your mind to tilt toward negative or lulls, and which tilt it toward positive or confidence. And then of course, being moderate and sensible, do those things that allow you to live well and feel more better than less. And recognize you'll go back and forth, accept it, and it'll be alright. The race is long and in the end it's only with yourself. Don't compare your self-esteem to the average person's. Compare it to the you of yesterday and work to make it better, little by little.
>>28723180
I understand that basic feel. My parents were old school and believed in obedience above all else: I was a great kid in the way people consider a dog to be a good dog; always doing what it's told and staying quiet and out of the way. Now I have to constantly make conscientious efforts to not get stepped on and taken advantage of by literally everybody I have to interact with...shit sucks man.
I also have this super shitty hipster-tier need to be original as possible, even to a fault because I wasn't allowed to believe I had my own thoughts as a kid either: "You only think/said that because _________ said that."
My parents really meant well, but I don't think they forsaw that backfiring like it did.
>>28723180
I have a buddy with the exact same problem. You just have to keep restraining those feelings that make you feel inadequate.
What's stopping you from being a Chad?
Literally nothing but yourself.
You'd be surprised how much confidence, a tongue, a good haircut, dressed nice, etc could do for you.
No you won't get every girl, but neither does Christian T. Grey.
Only Jesus could get every girl, and he'd probably have to do it by rape for the idiots.
If I work hard I sill still be surpasses by men who worked hard but are also tall/good looking
>>28723148
>have social skills
>literally deformed
>no one wants to talk to me anyway
>>28723165
>Comparing yourself to others
>Not comparing yourself only to your past self
Why should you care if you're "surpassed" by others as long as you're having a good time? >inb4 my definition of a "good time" is surpassing others
Well then you need to change that, asap, and you can change it, i know you can, because I proved a perfectly benevolent god-like being exists that created you ( https://sites.google.com/site/thehappiestpoints/ for more info ).
>>28723173
Yeah some or maybe even most people won't want to talk to you, but guess what? I want to talk to you, and I'm sure the best most genuinely nice girls would want to talk to you to. So what the fuck are you waiting for? Quit making excuses.
what do robots? which path will you choose?
> which path will you choose?
This is where you fucked up OP, by giving me a choice. Now I will choose neither because I couldn't handle the pressure of fucking up.
>>28723078
Walk into the light. Fuck normies saying no
>>28723078
Depends on who's telling me to walk. I need more information!
>Wow cousin Anon! It's been so long since we've seen each other! We've both matured a lot since then,both physically and mentally... Well,I hope not too much. I still want you to be my cute lil' cuz! Enough about the past,what do you want to do today?
Uhmm Op please post more images of this girl and her tits please. I looking for a new fap images.
>>28723073
You dont honestly think girls talk like that right?
>>28723208
They don't(?)
Original gangster
