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Why haven't you tried dating a wheelchair-bound girl?
Because they are not Emi, in the end they are as shallow as any other whore
>>28727368
I'm very much into legs; atrophied legs are a turn off
The "Ew, no" would hurt a lot harder.
Why don't you try serial killing anon?
Haven't got the motivation and there's not enough profit long term to keep me interested.
>>28727303
As I see the FBI is back at it again. How are you guys doing today?
if i start serial killing now it's entrapment
Fucking hell .. The Amazing Atheist has done well hasnt he .. Lucky fucker ..
>>28727286
at least you don't shove bananas up your ass on live stream, OP.
>>28727299
That actually happened? I thought that was a joke
>>28727309
It's very real friend
ITT: We post song lyrics and other robots guess what song they're from, without the use of google.
Starting off easy.
>Can't believe, how strange it is to be anything at all
Fuck you niggers I just wanted to play a game and this is what I get fuck me this is bullshit
>>28728046
at least use a proper transparent instead you fucking mongoloid
but what should I expect from a dumb frogposter
>sometimes I just gotta jack off
What fictional characters are LITERALLY you?
Rhaegar Targaryen is LITERALLY me.
>tfw can't think of any
Pic related is literally me
oreeeeeeeginal
>get bullied
>want to kill self
>tfw hope i dont come back to life
Monday is coming quite quickly, wagecuck. Better hurry up and finish those chores and working on your legacy.
Tick tock.
>>28727266
>Monday approaching
Good. That's a day closer to me getting my check. I am in charge of myself and responsible to myself, and pay my own bills. I don't survive because my parents pay for me to not die or get gov't money cos I'm nonfunctional.
Also, my job is quite a workout, and I want to be in shape. Lastly, it's less time I have to sit at home and be bored.
>>28727401
Isn't it sad that the only thing you can think of doing while you're at home is "be bored" and "wait until work?"
What kind of existence is that? Haven't you ever wanted to do something; make art, study an interesting time period, pick up a new hobby, anything?
>>28727464
True artists create their greatest works under struggle
Why do modern normies act like autists from 10 years ago?
>>28727248
Because it's hip nowadays liking like a "nerd XD". That might happen with what we think is cool soon.
>>28727248
Science has become a meme. This generation likes to feel superior both morally and intellectually. This is combined with "90s babies" being retardedly sentimental already about fucking memories that are only 10-15 years old...like worshipping Bill Nye the last few years.
These people aren't actually intellectuals, smarter than average, or even better informed than people before; they just like to think they are.
>>28728188
The funny thing is that this mindset is contrary to the objective when it comes to both morality and natural science. In addition, a kind of mysticism has developed around it that tries to be deep but is minute compared to other mysticisms in ancient sciences and even more modern social sciences (psycho-analysis).
>anon I've never cum before you're not going to make me now
>oh I will trust me
>no you won't trust me
>made her cum two times
God i love being a sex God.
Seriously my bed looks like someone pissed in it.
>>28727188
maybe she just pissed in your bed
She probably pissed in it.
You can make a girl cum so hard she pisses.
It's happened to me twice.
So does mine, OP ;)
Hey /r9k/
>ITT: Things you will never experience.
>>28727113
tfw you know you're gonna die alone, never having been with a chick your entire life
I hate the people who ruin these threads by posting some pornstar getting deepthroated.
I have the webm you posted saved, and have for a while. I look at it every day because it motivates me. To work hard in uni, so I can get a good job, to work out so I can look attractive, so I can achieve what is happening in the webm. All I've ever wanted is children. That is the happiest little moment I've ever seen and I work every day to make it a reality.
The self doubt still kicks in frequently and I feel awful that, in all likelihood, I will never experience this.
>>28727180
Not gonna happen. Also why have a child with someone that lost their virginity to chad?
virgins 25 and older who have siblings: what do your brothers and sisters think of your virginity?
>>28726805
We don't talk about it, of course
No one cares if you're a virgin or not, What they do care about, Is the fact that you have no friends, no girlfriend, and spend your entire life on the computer.
They don't really know. If they suspect it, they don't care as we are not very close in the first place.
Only once has the fact that I've never been in a relationship been brought up in conversation (under alcohol). She was perplexed at why, even though I explained that I've never tried for one.
Saturday Night Omegle
Tags: /r9k/ r9komegle r9komegler robot9001
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
Cant wait to talk to all the black boxes and wait for the inevitable screen cap orbiting to kick back up resulting in a bunch of people aimlessly looking dead into cam.
>>28726965
that's half the fun anon!
another fembot's virginity soon to be slayed by infamous sam hyde
Alright my fellow white robots, which one are you?
>>28726762
bottom left, but i dont try to be
closest to the thid one I guess
I failed version of the top left prep
>tfw werewolf genes
I must worship this man's cock
>>28727214
whoa who spilled a bag of arbys behind the heater haha
>>28727255
watoriginal cockwhore
Females of /r9k/, tell us about yourfetishes.
I have this weird fetish where all I want is to ride long, fat cock and get my holes completely decimated by a handsome bully~
I just like being fucked hard and fast by tall, muscular(but not too musculear), handsome, dark haired, blue eyed men with full heads of hair.
>>28725890
Nothing too major, I just want to have my way with people tied up with rope. I don't mind it being a guy but in my fantasies it's usually another girl. I'm not gonna spend a million years explaining other depraved interests, they're not as prominent as the rope bondage.
>relative found embarrassing item containing bodily fluids
End me
>Josephine found the booger corner
JUST
>sister found the piss jugs
>not once but multiple times
>mfw cousin found the tranny scooper
