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>Hey anon, you wanna come into my "oval office"?
Could you say "no" to madame president?
>>28726684
i didn't think i could hate a living public figure on a deep personal level until hillary clinton was exposed to public scrutiny
>>28726684
Good one anon oc
>>28726684
I do not respect the madame.
Post feels that will never happen in this day and age.
>ywn be in the 50s and see your asshole neighbor getting taken away by the authorities because you called him a fucking pinko.
>>28726659
>ywn be in medieval ages so you can die for your country while fighting with swords
>ywn experience true matrix-like VR which means you'll be able to see, but never touch, your perfect 2d waifu
>ywn grow up as a blacksmith's apprentice, eventually reaching great renown for your skill in forging arms and armor, and eventually being contracted by the king
Ahh, hello Wagekeks!
As many of you must know, I recently attended an international panel of NEET scientists, discussing the vexing question: are Wagekeks human? Results were inconclusive, so for now I'm hanging that topic up for another day, but I do have some exciting news for you all!
We all know Wagekeks biggest problem in life is their love of enslavement, correct? And that so MANY Wagekeks complain of not being able to find a job. I think We've all heard our fair share of complaints that ragie Wagies "can't find work, and would settle for ANYTHING!" Correct? Well, wagies, my research requires a great deal of time, and while the actual meat and potatoes of it, I will always do myself, things like cleaning my home lab, making me dinner, and daily massages to keep me relaxed during my long toils with research, are jobs I am now considering passing on to Wagekeks! That's right! You could work for a true genius! I won't pay above minimum, of course, it is unskilled labor, but my generous NEETbux means I can afford to hire up to 6 employees at 7.50 an hour! I'm not done setting my lab up for outsiders yet, but keep your eyes peeled, positions will be open soon, and if you're in my area, you'll see me in the papers ;) ciao!
>>28726654
hello neet I have an important bit of information for you always look both ways
ah fuck it im going run ya down in my Volvo FH anyway
>>28726654
>As many of you must know, I recently attended an international panel of NEET scientists, discussing the vexing question: are Wagekeks human?
sounds like hard work
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
these threads always make me laugh
What do normies do in their spare time?
Why do people want to talk to them and why do they find them interesting?
>>28726627
Sometimes you can be a normie, but also be a misfit.
That's my life.
they text each other
and have sex
they watch netflix/tv
play computer games
drink
for girls: do their nails/hair/shop/appearance related shit that men don't do
Is he a cuck?
>>28726555
But he was mentally challenged so he's forgiven
>>28726585
He isn't
He is barely normal
>>28726555
He was a soldier, wounded in combat saving lives, represented America against the Chinese, broke through his handicap and made millions. The fact that he couldn't get some druggy slut-whore doesn't mean anything.
why the fuck does everyone stare at me all the time?
i'm not that fucking ugly am i? i don't stare at ugly people.
To answer that question we're gonna need to see a full body picture of you in clothes you usually wear.
>>28726563
i dress pretty damn normal. fitting jeans, decent kicks, and a top to go with the weather. I really don't think that's what it is.
>>28726606
Post the picture OP. We need to analyze your overall appearance to determine a conclusion.
>Tfw have to attend to a party full of 15 years old girls next week
It's locking myself in the bathroom with my phone a good idea?
>have to attend a party
Are you being held at gunpoint? If not just don't go.
>>28726415
You don't have to attend any party.
Just don't go you faggot
Get wasted and go
If God loves us, why does he make it so hard for us to believe in him?
>>28726391
Not a religious fag but i can try and give my view
>Inb4 robots think you need to be part of a religion to have a view
It's probably to test our free will and our faith to believe in him, of course we have some kind of leads to him such as the bible, as for evidence...yeah that's where god probably thought we just need to have faith in him.
>>28726391
Philosophically speaking, if God created the universe then he is outside of it, because he is outside this reality. God would represent the U in pic related. SO,basically, if he exist or not doesn't make any difference, he can't help you because he is on the other side of the mirror. Sorry.
>>28726514
Pretty stupid reasoning lad
>start a new meme
>keep saying lad and generally talk like a chav as a joke
>say it so much it angers the normies
>say stuff like "footie tonite lads?" and "Oh yes lads" "Laaaayddd!" "ya gimp m8" "ya bag head" "ya meat head"
>I think in chav speak now
>cant stop saying lad
The meme has consumed me.
The next step for you OP is to learn Welsh.
Don't communicate to your friends in English anymore. Then you will become a true memester.
>>28726371
Holy fuck are you me
I also used swag and bruv ironically and now I can't stop saying it.
You just introduced me to this shit. It's fucking brilliant.
Had some girls be in love with me when I was younger. Didn't do anything because they were ugly. Who else here didn't take a perfectly good opportunity?
>>28726171
This one time I went on a trip to the mountains with my nanny. We took this beautiful hiking trail that led us past a vast array of beautiful sceneries. (I don't remember it perfectly, as i was merely a small child)
At one point on this trail there was this unprotected viewpoint at the edge of a cliff. I regret not pushing the dumb bitch right then and there.
Robots only get one chance
>>28726257
That was good, buddy. Way to go. You do know there are still things you can do about it now. She's probably still alive. Go rape her or something.
>using your hard earned money to give yourself skin cancer
Why do normalfags do this? Are they just incapable of seeing things in the long term?
>>28726068
Yep, its the same reason they get those shitty tattoos.
I can't tan anyways, my skin doesn't tan it just burns.
Same reason they feel like they have to wear high heels, dress slutty and wear lots of makeup
>>28726068
who fucking cares OP
Motivation for the day:
Jessica Nigri touching up that guy who did the Pepe Cosplay a while back
>https://www.instagram.com/p/oHh2X-GnrD
>>28726035
He's got bigger tits than her
>>28726035
Motivation, how? A slut got horny from seeing a tall and bare-chested gymbro? Not news.
>>28726100
You're autistic if you think that
How many of you have disappointed fathers here?
Yep.
>be NEET
>father is constantly bitching about how he's disappointed in me because no job and don't care to be a typical wageslave
Sucks to be him.
>>28726027
Count me in. Feels so bad man, everything went downhill since I went on 4chan.
>>28726027
He's coming around. He doesn't understand videogames, but he's getting over it since I've got most everything else together now.
Whenever a Stacy in my class sneezes she always gets god bless you'd. By like fucking everyone. Even the teacher stops for a second to bless her pasty ass.
I sneezed really loud once as a test and the teacher stopped for a second, but nobody fucking blessed me. It was just silent. Why are her sneezes more important than mine? I hate this class I hate these normie assholes.
because she has a pussy you have a dicka
sneeze on her next time OP.
They were cursing you, instead.
>"Haha look who finally left his cave, girls!"
>>28725793
That' the great thing about intersectionality theory, the PC Left eats itself before it can accomplish anything. Takes the work away from the rest of us.
>>28725793
bitch I pay your wages
your fired
>>28725793
If those macbooks weren't company provided idk what to say Steve.
