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>you will never have a depressive qt gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A woman can never be depressed anon. Only men can be depressed.
>>28725696
that's not cute.
she's not depressed.
>>28725696
>Posts a Trap
I look so sad... I'm still a virgin.
>pic related
me naked on the left
>>28725750
Oh really? I've been looking for you. I'm pregnant.
fucking cuck did you jerk off to that alpha fucking stacy? bet you enjoyed that you little cucklet hehe
can we have a huge cock appreciation thread?
I just fucking love huge dicks
especially when they are already big while flaccid
big floppy soft dicks
also my penis is super fucking small, like barely 4", more like 3.75" hard
>>28725500
Is 8 inches big? I never really considered myself big but I just measured it yesterday and it's 8
>>28725500
Big floppy soft dicks are the best. I'd kill to be able to suck on one.
I have an average dick of 6.5". No one will ever find me big, but I'm not small enough to humiliate even though I have a fetish for it.
>>28725642
yeah it's pretty big
post it?
The sins never die, /r9k/.
I've done something terrible and I can't live with myself any longer. I'm killing myself tomorrow morning. Goodbye, /r9k/, thanks for the memes.
>>28725470
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES EVEN IF THEY WERENT SO
>>28725470
I've been LIVING WITH HELL FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS
DONT DO IT
IM 18
HALF MY HAIR IS GREY
MY TEETH ARE FALLING FUCKING OUT FROM STRESS FAGGOT
>>28725470
If you are going to kill yourself you might as well say what you did.
last night I took a girl out to see captain america with me. on our way there i told her i liked her outfit and she told me she was cold. at the theater she gave me a cookie. she told me she had baked it at home earlier and I told her it was delicious. she liked captain america but said it was too violent. on our way home we took selfies together. when she told me she was cold again i put my arm around her. while we waited for the bus i put my arm around her and she put her head in my chest and rested it there. while I was walking her home while I had my arm around her she asked me 'have u ever had a girlfriend?' and i said 'yes'
before i got to her place i asked her if we could have a goodbye kiss, she nudged me and laughed and said no im not ready yet. i said perhaps next time and she laughed
I remember she asked me if I had work on saturday and i told her i didnt. should I ask her out again today? would that be too soon? she texted first today and we've been talking
Reminder to the rest of /r9k/ that this actual potato is getting dates.
Just ask her man, say you enjoyed her company and had a really good night and would like to do it again some time.
>>28725357
Obviously ask her you silly.
what is your problems
>>28725304
Poor grammar
>>28725316
yeah i don't speak americanish
Lurk moar. A few years should do it.
Lonely, and not a normalshit out having a good day this saturday?
Join up.
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOhoM8uA
THE CHARTER IS LAW
nth for inevitable onset of schizophrenia
we have this gold bitch in here
>b...b...but I can't make my parents disappointed in me!
Oh you, wagecucks! You always say the funniest things!
>>28725272
Thisjoke works every time.
>implying anyone ever said that to you
>implying anyone actually talks to you
>>28725272
So is English your 4th or 5th language?
I'm so sick of being ugly. It's a nightmare like you wouldn't understand.
Nigga shave and go to a dermitologist you have killer genes
HAHAHAHAHA
eat my shit you disgusting subhuman
>>28725218
This plus get some sleep
Who else cums on their bed and leaves it there?
It is absolutely unacceptable to not do so if you consider yourself a robot.
>>28725140
this is not robot, bro. it's called the wet spot and chad and stacy fight every time about who has to sleep on it.
kindly depart.
I just cum in my boxers and then keep wearing them, is it even that bad?
>>28725190
>sleeping on your own cum makes you a normie
What?
The fact that you even know what a wet spot is and it's relation to chad and stacie interactions in bed makes you a normie.
Kindly depart
who /skeleton/ here
>Dude just eat bro
stop this, you don't understand.
What's so wrong about being a skeleton ?
>>28725108
dude just eat bro
no but really are you poor?
Dude just eat bro
I just lost my virginity to a girl off tinder. We had sex for an hour and I couldn't cum. Now I'm filled with thoughts of pregnancy and STDs.
I really regret this. I wanna die.
Do not do what I did. Virginity is precious and sex doesn't even feel good.
>>28725090
>He thinks the virgins will take his word for it.
welcome to the club. No matter how loudly you declaim your first time, people still want the validation of having intercourse with a woman.
>used-up tinder slut in her late 20s
no shit it sucked
I had the same experience, except i did cum but i had to think about all the porn i watched the day before. Not worth to bother losing virginity in your twenties, just too late.
How likely is a fall from an overpass to kill me?
>>28725066
If you get hit by a car, very. If not, not very. You would get a few weeks in the hospital and some fun talks with some psych pro. though.
>>28725083
What if i tried to fall on my head?
>>28725138
How? Few weeks in the hospital is an eufemism, paralyzed is more likely
/r9k/ i need help.
There's this much of my slurpee left. i cant finish this slurpee because the fucking straw can barely slurp anything up. what the fuck do i do?
>>28725053
flip the straw around silly
>>28725053
hang yourself faggot. you have less rights than the slurpee.
the slurpee has a better chance of slurpping dat pussy than you do.
OP IS A FAGGOT
Put the straw in your urethra
> tfw your uncle found out about your poo poo stopper and told your entire family about it over dinner
Legitimately considering suicide right now... What the fuck do I do?
Your what?
original, let me tell you
Is it like that anon's boner hiding device form that greentext story?
>>28725048
Butt Plug?
(Arigatto Mr. Robboto)
