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Ask a guy who works at Books A Million anything.
Yes, they sell manga.
What's the wage part time and how many hours? Been thinking of applying
what's the secret code to get a blowie from the manager?
what's your SSID and credit card info?
This is your reward for being a normal functioning member of society.
Being a lonely NEET hidden away from the world doesn't seem so worth it anymore does it?
if only I had a penis that size I would enjoy inserting it in random normies mouths
>>28720103
It will be ~4 years for me before I'll have money for girls.
~4 years of celibacy,
I get that living like a NEET isnt healthy but you are fucking retarded, you cuck.
I'd like to clear something up on here for everyone. I am NOT a newfag
Anons keep saying that to me usually because they saw someone else call me one. I've been here since before Halloween so do me a favor stfu, or you are the newfag. get it? got it? great
K newfag
Trolololo.
>>28720002
I'd pop her cherries if you know what I mean.
>bait this bad
Did you even try
Who /aspergers/ here? How do you cope with it?
Alcohol or drugs when I have to be social, otherwise I'm in my room all day alone.
>>28719971
i'm /aspirin/ more than /asperger/
btw I at least have a reserved and introverse personality. does this qualify as well ?
>>28719971
I don't. I'm falling apart.
Please ignore this post. This is merely a test.
>>28719866
Fuck your demands, pixelposter.
I am testing how long the name field length is.
>>28719909
One hundred! Alright!
Why don't you get a plain girlfriend?
>>28719798
>3dpd shit
>ever wanting one
hehehheeheh
Any girl that is under 7/10 just reminds me of my mum or sister and I can't deal with that.
>>28719798
She's kinda cute, OP. I'd give her a 6/10.
Your manager calls you over
>"Anon I was going over the "personal interests" section on your resume, and I couldn't help but wonder..."
>"Are you, *giggle*... Are you a virgin by any chance?"
what do?
>>28719780
>Inform HR via written communication so it's on record.
>Get lawyer.
>Sue for sexual harassment.
>Get paid.
>>28719780
No I have a girlfriend of like 5 months now.
I won't say anything more about my sex life to you.
>>28719819
>inform HR
>implying they'd believe or care about a virrrgin!
Anybody else hate the fact that no women will ever act like a complete slut for them?
I just want a girl to beg for my cum like it's the most important thing for her.
>>28719768
i've had dozens of girls beg me for cum like that, but most of them weren't that attractive, so I have basically had it confirmed that I'm not that attractive either. Which one of us truly has it worse? the one who's never had the experience, or the one who's reached for it and fallen?
>>28719768
make it so
dddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaa
>>28719796
>Which one of us truly has it worse?
Not you, normie faggot
How do you find people who like anime a reasonable amount and aren't complete autistic weirdos?
The anime club at university is full of people who don't shower.
in real life?
You don't
How much is the reasonable amount anon?
>>28719734
the only way is to make friends and then find out they like anime after
If you go looking for people that publically like anime you're going to have a bad time
are there any Metallica fans here or am I on my own?
inb4 shat on for DAE
>>28719684
you mean METALlica or the soft shit that came after the first 4?
i think DM was alright but 90's metallica and st anger were a total shitfest.
also, WHIPLASH
Only women allowed on this board are lesbians, only exception to the rule that all women are on easy mode.
if you look like that its easy but when you're 'below average' life doesn't feel great for either genders
>>28719619
>Only women allowed on this board are *ugly lesbians
>hot "lipstick lesbians" even hook up with """"straight"""" women every now and then.
dykes shouldn't be welcome anywhere other than the gas chambers 2bh lol
So you guys remember me from last night? I was the one that asked a girl to the renaissance fair and she didn't reply that night, but would update if she replied this morning? Well, she did, in pic related.
All the comments were critizing me form being Muslim and having too long messages and too obsessed with time, but this punctual Indian Muslim just got a date with a small petite qt japanese girl.
Also, this will be our 3rd date so it won't be the first time we are going out. Just that if she were to abandon me, this would be the prime time since I'll be graduating a couple days before the date.
Previous messages for context in case you weren't around last night.
>Hey everybody. So there is this girl who I've gone on a couple dates with (aquarium and Civil War movie) and we went together on a school field trip to Six Flags and rode on coasters and shit together.
Anyway, I asked her if she wants to come to the Renaissance Fair a week from this Monday but she didn't reply at all. Did I ask her out the wrong way or am I being abandoned since I am graduating next Saturday and she will become a high school senior? My college is only 30 minutes away though so I will still be close enough to continue dating her and we agreed to stay together but was that just a lie? Or am I freaking out too much and should I pray I see a new text message when i wake up tomorrow morning?
So why the fuck are you posting on 4chan if you are actually capable of getting a date?
>>28719603
NORMIEEEE! GETT OUOUTUTT
gibe doom pls
>wanting new doom
Go play Brutal Doom instead.
It's still for plebs but since you want the new doom i don't think you'd care
>>28719575
Post Steam
original post has been made
>>28719624
http://steamcommunity.com/id/diggerdiggernicknickbig
Are you saving yet, robots?
What do you plan to change?
>>28719553
hair transplant maybe
and total skin transplant on upper body and face
I'm waiting until we all move to VR.
>saving
>implying i am not in the process of suing the schooling system for ruining my self confidence
Okay. I put the pain in the little box.
What do I do with it now?
open it senpai
>>28719550
if its heavy, break someone's skull with it
>>28719580
No way. I struggled too much to put it in.
It's fierce and dangerous.
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