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Now THIS is a robot movie
>Main character is a loser
>Every character is a loser
>Women are shown to be whores
Perfecto
Got a link for it friend?
>>28716058
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/13489806/The_Lobster_2015_1080p_BluRay_x264_DTS-JYK
It was alright. I think most robots would be more like John C. Reilly's character than Colin Farrell's, though.
i'm a secret robot who teaches a class of 10-11 year old kids, AMA
Do they all hate you?
Do you hate all of them?
>>28716095
the majority seem indifferent to me. there's one kid who really, really likes me though. he's not special needs but he has really severe social issues and was outright disliked by most of his other teachers (all women), so i think he's latched onto me and we've bonded over our mutual robot-ness
>do you hate all of them?
nah, the majority of them are just sweet kids really. the only child i dislike is the rich kid who transferred from private school last year and disrupts all my lessons, then gets his mum to call the school and tell us we're teaching him badly and treating him unfairly
>>28716152
Wait, are you that anon that mentioned sympathizing for that one kid while your normie colleague was completely annoyed?
>tfw careening down the facebook rabbit hole
>scrolling through former HS acquaintances for hours
>they all live 10x better lives than I do
>my HS bully is a warehouse foreman who drives a new camaro and is surrounded by women in all his pics
>my HS crush is married with a newborn baby
>girl that was sometimes nice to me died in some kind of accident
>log off an feel like utter shit for days afterward
why do i do this to myself
i don't look at their profiles because then mine will show up in their pymk
>>28715955
Life's not going to get any better until you delete Facebook. I have one for fapping purposes, and it's like a heavy millstone around your neck. There's nothing good to get from it - if I wasn't such a lazy ass I'm sure I could find much hotter pictures on Instagram or Tumblr.
>>28715971
what does this mean
what is "pymk"
please god i thought facebook didnt reveal if you creeped on people
>She a shark, she like jaws nigga.
Your bitch says she wants a tall nigga.
You are one midget, you too small nigga.
She suck my dick and rub my balls nigga
Big money over here, man.
Manlets BTFO
>>28715915
Those are some amazing lyrics that millennials can really to.
Suck and rub my balls part especially for me.
don't a bunch of rappers butt fuck him?
Travis $cott looks like such a douchebag. At least look at the camera if you're gonna be in a fan pic.
>Around a hot tall guy, you get to wear heels with reckless abandon without worrying that you will tower over him!
>They are born knowing how to pick you up and throw you on a bed
>When you are near a hot tall guy, you feel safe, like nothing can happening to you because other people are intimidated by tall people.
>You feel safe when they hug you, and your height matches theirs in such a way that your ear hits their heart and you can hear it beat.
>When they hug you from behind they can rest their chin on your head and grab you, causing you to melt a little bit inside.
>You can turn their sweaters and shirts into dresses.
>Hot guys who are tall and big can reach stuff off the top shelf for you, and when they do you can stare at them and watch as their muscles flex.
>All tall hot guys are sexy when sitting down because they are so tall that they have to slouch, meaning their legs are spread open kind of and just yessss.
>Tall guys look great in clothes because clothes are made with tall people in mind. Plus it's really cute when they roll their pants up to show some of their socks, a look that only tall people can pull off effectively!
>They have healthy genes.
>You will never have to wear kitten heels/ be conscious about your shoe choice/worry about looking taller than your man.
>People who love tall guys know that the act of looking at a tall dude is an act of seduction because you have to look up at him and just omg.
>If you're shorter than your man friend, you "fit" together with them in awesome ways.
>Sometimes a hot guy is so tall that holding his hand is awkward so you hold his bicep instead, which is just as good!
>Because when your hot tall man friend takes you to concerts, he can see everything but will use his domineering height to comb through the crowd to make sure you get to see, too.
>When you go to stuff with him it will be easier for your friends to spot you in the crowd.
>You will always be seen as cute and cuddly to a tall dude.
is 6 feet tall?????
>>28715925
just barely you got lucky
>>28715898
>When you are near a hot tall guy, you feel safe, like nothing can happening to you because other people are intimidated by tall people.
tfw tall but also a huge pussy who can't fight
>tfw blood in poop
that's it bros. My days are numbered
Was it bright red or dark red or dark red with black shit in it?
bright red
I've been pooping blood for the past 6 months. You'll be alright... so far.
>so anon when are you going to give us grandkids?
If your parents are still together you can't be a robot
>>28715751
I did they are in here.
>implying I want one
fembots, would you care if you found out that your bf had lots of casual sex with men in his teens and twenties?
Yes. If I have a boyfriend, who I want to eventually be my husband, I don't want a fucking faggot.
Also I don't want aids
>>28715759
but the past is the past, he loves you now
1. don't act like a creepy ass cracker
2. keep your autistic hobbies private
3. work out
why is it so hard for people who suffer from aspergers to follow these basic guidelines?
most aspies are highly intelligent, so it shouldn't be that hard. even chris chan is pretty hot, and he would have gotten vast amounts of pussy if he managed to do it
>even chris chan is pretty hot
>>28715732
I already do these things. Where is my gf?
>>28715732
Most people on this board, not just aspies, have very little self awareness,(including myself) so they wouldn't notice they aren't following these guidelines in their everyday life.
That's actually the whole reason we use this board.
Are there any other self-confessed asian cuckolds?
Asian girls don't like asian boys and it'd be much easier to just feminize myself and get a white boyfriend to get back at them...
It is true, all women are slaves to the BWC. Not just Asian women. Even black supremacists can't get enough BWC.
>>28715698
those girls are low tier, shit looking compared to average asians girls
average asian girls are prudes and are afraid of sex
t. asian
>>28715762
They only pretend to be afraid of sex around asian guys but they'd glady do it for a big white cock...
Please convince me to kill myself robots
>>28715645
Just don't.
You can always be a welfare queen, just don't, there's no point to, even if we convinced you it doesn't mean there's a point to.
Stop coming here, go outside, touch some grass, holy fuq
I just decided to look for some porn and the #1 seeded torrent is BLACKED.
>>28715645
do it brolino, you have nothing to live for
So I just became chad
>amazing 10/10 korean girl working at my lab
>perfect in every way, no lies
>shes engaged to some korean guy
>theyre moving to NYC together and are getting married soon
>calls me up yesterday
>hey anon do you want to come over and have a few drinks?
>oblige and head over
>she has a short dress on
>crack beers and sit on the couch together watching netflix
>fastforward and im plowing her for what seemed like an hour or so
Poor guy, hes coming tomorrow and theyre gonna pack up and move out by the end of the week. Even though she is beautiful in every way I still feel dirty.
pic unrelated
>>28715555
>10/10 korean girl
I'm assuming you mean 2/10 compared to someone of any other ethnicity. Gooks look like shit
>>28715555
Good for her, getting the whiteboy out of her system like that. His husband should have no problem with it imo sexual liberation is important.
>>28715555
>Poor guy
well dont fucking tell im.he'll be fine , he gets to marry that 10/10
nice quads
In every thread OP mentions having friends or having a gf. Doesn't it piss you robots (if there are any left here) off?
We need to find a new place on the internet.
Chad Conquest 2016
>>28715514
They will eventually leave
no we don't we just need to step our shitposting game up.
this is the one area we can win, because fighting chad anywhere else is a guaranteed failure. this is your home, go make ten shitposts and contemplate suicide OP. do your fucking job
If your younger self from age 13 saw you today, what would they think/say?
"Why hasn't he had a girlfriend yet?"
I dropped out at 14, he wouldn't be surprised because I was already skipping class at 13.
I still feel like I'm 14 desu
Crazy hows it's been 7 years this month.
>>28715508
"fucking tox"
Would the whole "don't rape women" thing be more palatable if it was more;-
>I know you know this but just a reminder for freshers... If she isn't up for it, don't go for it. We cool?
rather than
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALL MEN ARE POTENTIAL RAPISTS!!!!!!1
RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE RAPE CULTURE
>>28715455
are you saying you would rape women because you don't enjoy the language being used to prevent it
>a rapist tone policing
>>28715455
Yes you are 100% correct but feminists for whatever reason think they do not have to practice PR when it comes to selling their ideas. They'll just shout at you for "tone policing."
I dont know how they can possibly be so dense that they can't understand such a simple concept. And they wonder why no one likes feminism.
