Have you ever swallowed/tasted your or other people's cum?
If so don't this count as cannibalism?
>>28674316
Curled up into a ball upside down on the floor and jacked it like a fucking cream dispenser into my face to see what it was like.
Mistakes were made. Disgusting slug-like consistency, with a mild almost non-existant taste that somehow made it even more disgusting.
>>28674316
pretty sure everyone has tried their own when they have been extra horny
yeah quite a few times
put it on my lips as well, it was pretty good for fueling my fap session but it made my lips feel weird
it's high in protein and fills me up when I drink it, other than that it's pretty tasteless
every time i have to interact with someone i do something stupid or say something stupid and i remember it for ever i dont go a single day without recalling stuff that makes me cringe, help me r9k
i think its normal to cringe at your self a bit here and there. everybody hates their voice when they hear it played back
>>28674217
I have this too. I can't stop cringing. It's gotten so bad it's honestly my biggest motivator for wanting to kill myself. I uncontrollably think of moments when I was powerless (bullied, abused, etc.) and I can't stop wanting to die. Do I have PTSD robots?
>>28674953
>PTSD from muh bullies
Thanks for the laugh, fampai
Go ahead , ask a chad anything
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
>>28674098
I'm a Chad too! High five!
What's up bro?
>>28674128
just chillin bro, stopped browsin fit just for a lil while to check r9k , hope ill get some questions
Just thinking about fucking the meat of a cute or sexy anime girl character who is freshly dead and can't fight back make my penis raise at his best height.
>>28674089
>freshly dead
I want normies to leave
>>28674164
If the corpse is in moldiness it's disgusting with all the insect and shit.
Nothing better than pounding a fresh dead meat
>>28674264
incorrect old bodies = best bodies
>tfw world is ending in 2050
Thanks a lot normies and indianshits taking antibiotics because muh colds and muh baby is crying.
I won't live that long though.
>>28674066
What about millenials? Most are too pussy to go the suicide route.
>>28674040
>implying it's not going to be indianfags being killed by superbugs
How does it feel that abusive assholes all have gfs who love being the centre of his drama and having hot sex then breaking up and getting back together with him. You would treat her well, you would never be a dick, you have morals and higher intelligence. But that is boring to her. She wants a manly man who kicks her. Btw she will also be into equal rights and feminism and shame you if you point out her hypocrisy and call you bitter.
those guys arent abusive all the time though. they're abusive maybe 5% of the time and funny interesting and positive 95% of the time
where as you are a negative piece of shit 100% of the time because you were bullied 15 years ago and still have PTSD
>>28674024
>it's an "I deserve pussy because I'm being nice to her" episode
>>28674062
>they aren't like that all the time
hitler was a good leader most of the time too
ahh the things roasties tell themselves
>>28674070
>it's a shame him with bitch face episode again
Protip that some people don't seem to do.
When you enter into a stinky bathroom (yours or some public facility) breathe through your mouth so you don't gag. No you won't taste it by breathing through your mouth, but chances are you are getting a taste through normal breathing since your sense of smell is strongly linked to tasting foods.
So if you don't want to taste feces then breathe through your mouth.
fuck that shit i just breath through my nose with my shirt over it & just hold breath when walking out
>>28674019
I call bullshit r9k science
When you breath you actually inhale particles of the thing you smell. If you breath thru your mouth it's like you're literally eating the turd, mouth inhale more air than nose. It's simple logic.
I never do this because I feel like I'm breathing in unfiltered shit or something through my mouth.
this manlet tried calling me out can we roast him he listens to pierce the veil, black veil brides, and so on. He is short as heck. In highschool he drank until they had to call an ambulance every week.
also this is me and im pretty fucking cool
>>28673983
You know the rules slut. Tits or get the fuck out.
Also, it is my great pleasure to announce this is an original comment!
>>28673942
>>28673983
Mooooooooooooooooooooooods
0riginel
>Hey, you, I've seen you staring at me all night. Hey, it's OK, you're kinda cute anyway. Why don't we go somewhere less noisy?
>>28673888
>implying a girl like this wouldn't just look away uncomfortably after glancing at me
>implying I go to parties
How about the basement? I'll give you a push.
>normies now have their own version of 4chan complete with namefagging.
How does this app make you feel, robots?
good, maybe now theyll fuck off. in fact, why dont you start, Neil?
I loved trolling on it but got scared of using it after you needed to validate your account or something before using it.
>>28673890
I have the app so I can anonymously insult other towns in my area :)
hello niggo
But I welcome the sweet release of death
>>28673855
Hello cigo
Ndhd u cec hdbbd d
>>28673855
Hello cigo
And fuck you OP, these threads make me anxious
Just got my yearbook
A junior girl's gonna ask to see it next period.
I have no signatures in it yet.
Wtf do I do?!!!
>>28673842
Just fake some
>>28673842
>wtf
Origin commento
>>28673842
GET OFF MY BOARD UNDERAGEFAG!
>tfw asian
How can white men even be claim to be robots?
Asian girls love white cock. white girls live black cock. Why is it black women don't like Asian cock? It would complete the circle of cuckoldry
>>28673856
It's because you complete the circle of cuckoldry so there's no need for that.
>>28673856
A black friend of mine was complaining about how there are no good black men. I tried to hook her up with an asian friend and she said "ew they look creepy" she laughed and said "Jude no". A black woman would rather be forever alone than fuck an Asian.
How many of you forever alone kissless virgins tried getting the unattractive females?
I see a lot of robots saying things like:
>Sure, I could get an old and fat hambeast, but what's the point
Have you guys actually tried? I tried and failed many times. They rather meet up with a tall handsome Chad than a robot.
TL & DR, why do you think you can get a substandard pussy?
>>28673602
Would fuck the top right one, not gonna lie.
>>28673602
>TL & DR, why do you think you can get a substandard pussy?
I don't think I can, nor am I willing to try.
>>28673602
Substantially substandard pussy is tough because they're always on the defensive, thinking guys want to use them as training wheels.
Easiest lay is the average or only just slightly below average girl. Someone who isn't so attractive as to intimidate you, but who is clearly attractive enough to have an active sex life.
Why is masturbating so much better in the shower? Holy shit
i think it's a combination of the feeling of constantly being touched and the heat
You should try it in the bath. Thank me later, lads.
>>28673558
it's too distracting for me