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>tfw no Magnolia gf
Why
>>25276695
>wanting to fug synths
>>25276695
I recognize that negative emotion, o brother of mine
>>25276769
Mags is muh waifu
First m'lady I've managed to court in the game so far, and even that took some of Charlie's Gwinnet Stout
how to actually have friends and be social and go out and stuff?
i get really depressed when i see people going to amazing places and taking pictures and posting it all over the internet, it makes me feel sorry for myself, i'm tired of sleeping all day and doing nothing
>you need a kik now to be social
what's the point? years of isolation have made me even more autistic and reserved
I look like shit too
>>25276704
beta uprising when, desu senpai
Who else here cannot fucking stand lesbians?
>always stink
>feminazis
>always have yeast or other genital infections
>can somehow convince any other woman to scissor with them
>even though they like women, they dress like men
Dykes are fucking disgusting,
>>25276591
How about you try living with one who thinks you don't hate them but they don't get the hint. I can't fucking stand it.
My best friend is a lesbian. They're chill af.
>>25276591
Dykes are fucking scum of the Earth
I'd be a much happier person if I didn't care about letting my family down
>>25276582
Same here
Can't stand telling so much to my family and friends, just so I don't let them down
>>25276661
I keep everything to myself because they're hugely judgemental and I know they would disown me if they knew half the shit I screwed up in life. I only have one person I can call a friend and even he'd think I'm a pathetic creature if he knew too much about me.
I hate myself so much.
>>25276802
We're on the very same boat, eh?
I'm looking for ways to get myself off my ass, shake this fucking depression off, and be whoever I want to be instead of putting up a face...shame I don't want to/don't have the courage to do it
On the hate issue, how about you look at yourself as an object, and not a person? It kinda helped me not fucking hate myself as much, and see more positive thingsAlthough my tulpa does a damn good job of hiding that feel anyways
So what are Stacey's doing on New Year s Eve?
Fucking Chad of course.
>>25276511
chads are getting cucked by jamals
Maybe some of them are committing suicide?
>tfw autists ruined the best formal hat
>worn by detectives, mobsters, and the average city man on his daily commute
>now worn by trendy niggers, women, and neckbeards
Where did everything go so wrong?
>>25276487
>implying being a neckbeard is bad
>being this much of a normalfag
>>25276487
>limiting yourself based on the normie ideas of "cringe" or "neckbeard"
>literally getting memed on
ishygddt
I seem to spend a lot of my time dispelling common misconceptions.
>Really popular Chad in high school dealt weed
>Was going to a smaller college on a football scholarship
>Snitch about him dealing weed
>He gets btfo, loses scholarship
>His life has been in ruins since
>>25276439
Chad never dealt drugs
Chad never went to college
Chad never played football
Chad dropped out of school as soon as he could so he could start on his business. He got straight C-. He did the minimum amount of school work to stay out of summer school. He skipped as many classes as he could. He took all the virginities but was never caught. Instead of risking his brain by getting hit on the football field, he rode his bike and lifted weights, but not enough to stunt his growth. He only fucked girls in his harem to ensure the benefits of raw sex without stds. He doesn't care if they take the pill or not because by the age of 18 he has a house a sports car and is a multimillionaire.
You snitched on a degenerate law breaking scumbag who deserved it, but chad would have never risked his future and his bodily sanctity by dealing drugs. There are now only 2 futures for this guy.1: start a lulucrative business and become a true Chad or
2 become a loser for the rest of his life.
Okay. Which one of you did this?
>there are no women named Stacy anywhere, ever
>>25276408
>This is a 10/10 in America
>>25276408
haha le ebin stacy meme
one upboat for you my friend :^)
>Takes morphine and suboxone
>Cries because hes so alone
>Qwerty the beta fish
>Childhood friend is dating some chad
>Anti-social and hacks everyone to learn about them
Why isn't Elliot Alderson your live-action husbando /r9k/?
He is a weak ass pussy desu.
>>25276748
A weak ass pussy that has a smile you wanna protect bro [spoilers] and hug [/spoilers]
>>25276399
this fuckin twilight faggot has the most punchable face ive ever seen
>The only girl who ever showed me affection was trying to use me to get pregnant so I would have to marry her and she would get US citizenship.
I caught her poking holes in condoms.
That was 7 years ago.
She was the only person I ever loved.
same except it was your mom
also we never wore condoms
if you loved her why didn't you just marry her? Makes no sense to me.
>>25276396
> not impregnating
You could have fullfillment
So I don't know what to do about my friend, he has the worst taste in pretty much everything and is going nowhere
>likes insane clown posse
>like vaporwave
>only plays shitty f2p games
>addicted to weed
>only watches bad movies
>obsessed with memes
he gets really upset when I won't join him and play his garbage f2p games he likes. I've played 1 of them as it got boring in 10 minutes.
>>25276354
Trying to force "good taste" on him is pretty shitty desu. Anyways I've been in the same scenario, best thing to do is to break ties with him because if they truly like whatever they won't be ditching them based on people opinions.
Also what kind of Vaporwave does he like because some is okay, but agree slowed down elevator music is pretty shitty.
GUYS I'M IN SUCH INCREDIBLE PAIN RIGHT NOW
GOD MY STOMACH HURTS SO MUCH
FUCK I THINK IM DYING
What happened anon? Why are you in pain?
>>25276333
that happened to me a few months ago only it was the inside of my right ear.
I almost called 911 like i was having an eat heart attack.
>>25276353
I don't fucking know aaaargggghhh fuck
What's everyone up to tonight? I'm having a little joint before i play more fnv. Any good stories from the holidays?
>have family in town for Christmas, only really care about seeing my 2 older cousins
>know they both smoke pot
>downside is they are liberal normies
>decide to take them to friends place after aunt's are asleep
>go there thinking friend will be cool
>starts talking about runescape when cousin says he played Diablo 2 back in the day
>brings me into it
>cousins start laughing because I played that last time I saw them when I was 13
>friend then talks about how Europe is being conquered by the Muslims and we're all going to die off
>decide it's time to go before things escalate
>leave and get mocked for rest of their stay
How old are you? Its just runscape. But anyway tonight I'm bored as hell because no drugs. My car isn't working, no pussy. Im just sitting here. Its too early to go to sleep but im not satisfied with this sober shit
>>25276346
I'm 20 now. And that's how I feel every night, probably why I'm up so late every night
>>25276272
shit anon you can roll a lot better than me
are there any asperger or high functioning autists on here?
>>25276250
>asperger
>r9k
These are 2 words that sure as hell don't belong together.
no, having assburgers is like, so last generation
we're all trans now
Officially diagnosed.
Aspergers aren't real but whatever I'll take the autismbux.
>tfw santa didn't bring you Opiates for christmas
Santa didn't bring me anything for Christmas, not even a renewed will to live.
>>25276267
Santa hates us
