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>mfw my family is shittalking my grandma
>>25278165
Tell them to suck her dick. Stick up for grandma you sperg, she doesn't deserved to be gang banged like this
>>25278165
Are you going to defend her honor or be a cuck and watch your grandma get fucked?
>>25278240
So much this Tbh fan
I got a label maker for Christmas and I have been labeling everything in my apartment. How'd your Christmas go my autistic brothers?
>>25278152
Got trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, Rebel flag, Guy Fawkes mask, and Fallout Anthology. Sweet 1007 this year tbhfam
I got a $10 itunes card but I pirate everything so it's pretty useless to me
I got New Orleans Saints pajamas, slippers, sandals, and a mug. I don't even watch football and my family likes the Redskins. This has been going on ever since they were in the Super Bowl and I said they have nice jerseys. But hey, at least women think I'm into manly things. R-right?
>make a "gender is a social construct" joke
>friend take it seriously and start going on a fucking tumblr rant
Is your friend a butthurt poltards who didn't know that you were joking or a butthurt tumblrina who felt offended?
Either way, get less shitty friends
>>25278170
>not being a well-mannered /pol/anite
>>25278100
>>make a "gender is a social construct" joke
1. thats a pretty internet cluture/autistic joke to make
2. knowing people that give a shit about that stuff.
*sweeps perimeter*
CLEAR
CHECK THOSE CORNERS
>Pepe hesitates in the fatal funnel
Begging for death.
>cover me
>he doesn't cover me
What is on your amazon wish list?
>>25278065
Just a Wii U and a few games, and a Smash controller.
>>25278065
Runescape gold
Chess set
FiiO E10K headphone amp
Sennheiser CX 300 II earphones
Some books
Quite a few PS3 games
Monitor stand
Keyboard (not PC keyboard)
Wii U
PS4
Xbox One
A couple of cleaning stuff
Sennheiser HD 650s
You are on snapchat ?
>What's your name ?
>What's the your favorite story makers ?
Some favorites of mine : umbrionic, anonsnapone, frostwipe, thenewformula, kkkat, livbouler, colessnarpchart ; i'll share more if you throw some.
For those who dont know yet snapchat is the best thing right now it's like youtube, periscope, vine, instagram, twitter even 4chan all in one super direct, easy comfy, if you have a android or ios device and havent installed it, install it, if you dont, i recommend you to buy an iPod Touch, it's like an iphone without the useless phone and 800 bucks less, seems too good to be true, it isn't
>>25277968
Is this the best you can do Evan?
You're getting crushed
- The Zuck
>>25277968
xfilthycasualx
eggman's by far
>>25277968
you little pussy im going to fuck your ass up
What face did that girl make when you told her you liked her?
I love to be degraded by cute girls though... Someday I want to dress up like shit and let acne take over my face so I can hit on pretty girls awkwardly so I can later masturbate to the memory of their embarassment of even being in my presence...
>>25277958
Not exact, but pretty close to this...
I don't wanna remember this feel.
Hey /r9k/, I'm going to one of the most peaceful places on Earth.
It's a country-like place with mountains and rivers.
Do you want a photo something back?
A landscape?
A rock?
Just no people involved.
I'll check in 7 hours and be on my way.
Shandong bird pics if you can otherwise some neat rock pics if you find any
>>25277843
A photo of you having sex with a local girl would be nice.
>>25277843
>7 hours
Post another thread unless it somehow survives.
I hang out at this place
figured you all may enjoy this
https://twitter.com/peopleinmycafe
some art by the clients
>>25277814
this is why I hate normies
>>25277852
thanks for the dank memes nerds
scoring serious geek points with the ladys
Many of you have outlined the criteria for what makes a person a robot and
a normie. It's pretty clear that I am a normie. I know many of you will hate
my fucking guts because of it but I want you to hear my story. Over the years,
I have grown to hate women. I think they are despicable, opportunistic parasites.
I've done so many things right. I studied business and have applied what I've
learned in the private sector to great effect. I've become one of the most
successful salespeople in my company's region. I worked hard, long hours but it
even brought me a little bit of financial success. I work out at the gym EVERY DAY.
Huge progress in the last year and a half. I've gotten bigger. Much bigger.
Here's the thing. Attractive women don't want me. Do you know why? Because I
have red hair and am under 6 feet. At least, this is what I truly believe given
how I have been treated by women in certain situations. It makes me so fucking
angry. So angry, that the two times in my life that I've had sex, I was physically
incapable of bringing myself to ejaculate because of the disgust I had for
the women I was with. I looked into their eyes and could tell that they were with
me because they had settled for less. They had settled for what they believed to
be easy and safe. FUCK THEM. The thoughts about women I have throughout the day are
so vulgar but they do not match up with my current way of life. No woman would
ever suspect it because I can communicate with them so well. This has led to
so many feelings of confusion and an inability to truly understand anyone around me.
I know your community doesn't accept me but you all are the closest I've ever come
to seeing people that understand the struggle, and see women for what they really
are. Remorseless cunts who seek Chad Cock. I'd love to hear your thought, robots,
especially you Ging robots if there even is such a thing here. At the very least guys,
know there are robot sympathizers in normie society.
>>25277813
Congratulations, you've reached stage one.
The next path of your journey is to learn not to hate women for their nature, but to avoid them.
I don't hate scorpions or spiders or bees, but I do my best to avoid them
Put women off your mind like that, anon. It will make you a lot happier to just stop caring.
>tfw banned from /v/
How'd that happen, pal?
>>25277792
same desu.
not forever, but like two days.
All I did was compare the "muh bikini armor and literal bikinis" market to little girls who are into Justin Bieber and One Direction.
Which is a 100% accurate comparison, both groups are being manipulated into buying and consuming mediocrity through their hormonal impulses.
the board is pretty shit though
>>25277792
How'd you get banned from Autism HQ?
>be me
>be fembot
>browsing pharmacy
>pick up the bread, beginning to go to cash
>a fat lumbering pakistani, with open mouth and a empty gaze stands around
>he spots me
>talks over to me and asks if I "s-s-spent c-c-christmas at h-home" completely confused and disoriented. Making weird eye contact with me
>I don't answer him, and people don't usually talk to me so I don't answer him
>I say "Pardon"
>He says "Uhhhh... d-did you have a n-nice a holiday"
>"Uh Yeah"
>Turns around, breathes heavily out of his mouth and walks away
Was this one of you guys?
Why would he do this to me?
this is a pretty advanced PUA tactic i can tell you were interacting with a true master
i mean here you are, still thinking about him hours later and taking the time to ask about him on the internet
i guarantee you'll be on his tiny brown dick within 7 days
>>25277758
Mentioning that you;re a girl wasn't really necessary, was it?
>>25277815
no i have a chad boyfriend and I was telling him this story and having a laugh
his first indication was that he was hitting on me
>>25277839
it's relevant to the story
gender is obviously a factor here
is he the biggest normie?
>>25277752
>talks about friends
>talks shit about non-normies
>talks about doing normie drugs
>talks about being a normie
of course he is. don't be silly.
Tbh he's a cringy Faggot
>>25277861
i've watched one or two videos
complete normie
also only does "stories".
Rup /r9k/, let's play some Minecraft. IP is 159.203.205.188 it's vanilla 1.8, offline mode. Come join!
It's been shit since beta tho.
bump lolololoolol 9k2 you're not my real dad
>>25277771
its been shit since they got rid of cart boosters
>go into Walmart
>walk aimlessly for hours looking around
>approached by random guy
>he says he's with loss prevention and I have to buy something or get out
>tell him I'm looking for something to buy
>he says what the hell do you need
>say I don't know that's why I'm looking
>he laughs, says never mind, and walks away
Is this the power of autism?
>>25277693
that doesn't strike me as particularly dumb, the guy sounds like an asshole anyway. I wouldn't worry about it
>be me
>loss prevention for Walmart
>some sperg is walking around the store aimlessly
>keeps coming back to the new balance section
>decide to scare him off before he steals them
>walk up and tell him to buy something
>he starts crying and curls up in the fetal position
>say "nevermind" and walk away
>>25277693
That's typical shoplifter behave
