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>post thread looking for qt robot bf
>manlet janny gets pissed that I asked for only boys 5'9 and up (pic related)
who /cuckedbyjanny/ here?
P.S. throwaway email for people who didn't contact me yet: hdjqpkuk (at) sharklasers (dot) com
>tfw was filling out the thing when it got deleted
>didn't notice until I hit post
>posts /soc/ thread
>surprised its deleted
honestly I dont even know why I come to this shithole anymore. Bad habit I guess
>>25279712
it's not /soc/ tier if I'm looking for a non-/soc/-er
I want someone who will understand my shortcomings and who won't place stupid normie pressure on me to do stupid normie things. go away, jerk.
>>25279666
just... just send those nice fat trips to my throwaway and we'll think of something to do with them
honk honk :o)
Why do skinny nerds white knight for women on the internet like it's going to get them pussy or something?
Notice how I said "ideal man". If a woman had a choice why would she ever choose anything less than 6 pack abs, rich 6'3 chad with an 8 inch cock?
They're on the opposite end of the autism spectrum.
It's sad that white knights and autismos share this passion for women, but will never be able to get along
There's definitely some variation in taste but as far as white knights go it's a misguided strategy that's a direct of thinking women are completely inferior to men. Similar to how liberals have adopted black people as pets, these people feel so superior that it becomes a focal point of how they interact with an entire group of people
>>25279497
>If a woman had a choice why would she ever choose anything less than 6 pack abs, rich 6'3 chad with an 8 inch cock?
because we live in the real world where you can't just "choose any man"
quit living in a fairy tale and maybe people won't argue with your obviously flawed viewpoint on the internet and make you cry.
Is Asia the cure for our condition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rvQx-yw-Q
>>25279472
considering asian grillz crave-a da white dik yes
>>25279472
FUCKING CUMSKINS STOP MAKING THESE THREADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25279472
>mfw I'm half-Asian
>mfw I went to Taiwan and Indonesia and got nothing.
who else /reddit/ here
the two communities have almost parallel viewpoints and the only difference is that reddit despises 4chan for being too edgy while 4chan thinks reddit ain't edgy enough, particulraly /r/worldnews
I know a few neckbeards irl, they are frequent users of both reddit and 4chan
dont lie
>>25279434
>lol if i use reddit others must use it too
go back to reddit son
i only read reddit when people repost it to make fun of it
i am a spider
>tfw starting to fall in love with best friend
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP FAAM
>>25279425
thats pretty gay man
unless you have a female friend, in which case fuck off from this board
>>25279991
Yep. Lived with her for first year of University, became really good friends and suddenly started falling for her.
Don't know if she would ever reciprocate them feelings though.
Why do you guys persist the manlet meme is real? If you're attractive it evens itself out like 5'7' Kevin Conolly here. Also I know a manlet who happens to be any Irishman that has no trouble getting women.
Has anybody here actually been rejected on the basis of being a manlet?
Kevin Connolly is not 5'7" lol. He's like 5'5" max
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Kevin-Connolly-1290.html
>>25279855
lol damn. But yeah him being pretty makes up for it.
>25 years old
>I'm the exact same person I was 10 years ago, same hobbies, same personality, same everything
>The outside world feels dangerous and hostile
>Kissless, hugless virgin
>not that much interested in sex, only like girls because I think they're cute
>Never had a job, dropped college
>I can't do anything by myself
>Can't socialize, literally don't understand adults
>People from my same age treat me like I'm their son
>feel like crying when people say mean things to me irl
who else /legit manchildren/ here
>>25279252
So either give up on life (kill yourself) or start actually trying. Those are your two options. Whining does nothing.
Mao's pretty cute nigga.
>>25279252
Dude gonna let you in on a little secret.
None of us grow up 100% and just start acting like an adult all the time. We're winging it.
That being said I'm mostly still a 29yrold manchild most of the time.
Anons I'm really drunk right now give me a reason why shouldn't fuck my uncle
because that's gay
there isnt a reason anon
JUST
>>25279240
What the fuck dude. Story?
>all my life needs is a purpose
>>25279174
then make up your own purpose you weenie-loving faggg
I think I may have found the one, robots.
>Short and skinny girl
>Solid 8/10
>Cute voice
>Loves nerdy guys
>Actually likes the fact that I'm a bit chubby
>Really kinky
>Actively tries to talk to me instead of me just chasing her all the time
>Isn't clingy
>Knew of me before we met and was kinda starstruck when we did
>Dresses nerdy, but cute
>Never been in a relationship
>Not insane
Apparently they exist, boys.
>>25279133
Okay great anon.
Is she your girlfriend?
Have you had sex with her?
Do you actually think some woman can save you from your shitty existence?
>>25279133
i am happy for u.
>>25279133
>Not insane
Dealbreaker. If you don't have to worry about being killed in your sleep, you're with the wrong girl.
I was wondering if any of you robots have ever failed to hang yourself.
If yes, I propose these questions to you;
>How painful was it? (Inb4 puss, I can tolerate pain, but I don't want to suffer extensively).
>What did you do wrong?
>What injuries did you sustain?Also, sorry you felt the need to do so.
My first suicide attempt was a failure, surprise, surprise. I'm looking for a better method - also considering helium; although this method isn't as 'full-proof' nowadays, since companies dilute the air to fuck.
I failed at it before.
Wouldn't recommend it.
>inb4 dumbfucks say kill yourself
>>25279124
I failed about 2 years ago
Beck didn't hurt, but I fell about 6 feet and fucked up my knees for the next few days
The rope was way too weak for me, I tried getting by with a very small rope because a guy buying a thick rope at a hardware store is a big flag
no but i can imagine that it would be very super painful for you
does ritalin make anyone feel anxvious, paranoid, and depressed?
>>25279114
no i think that is actually the opposite of what a stimulant is supposed to do senpai fampai
>I don't like foot fetishes
Pic related it's you
>>25279051
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF ME? DELETE This NOW!
>>25279051
nah dude i kind of do not like foot fetishes and that is not me silly
I don't associate with anyone who doesn't have an armpit fetish, it's the most patrician fetish.
You think others don't know what's going on in your head, but you are completely transparent. The problem you have with getting a girlfriend isn't with your presentation, but with you being yourselves. You are simply unlikeable human beings and need to change your ways if you want to get anything out of life.
>>25278940
i think you need to take your meds
my mind isn't transparent it's contained inside my brain
>>25278963
Are you literally autismal?
>>25278963
you dense fucking retard
Will we stand for this degeneracy?
I won't, but I'm an oppressed minority who thinks trannies are mentally ill.
>>25278895
>the hubby
lol cuck
>/r9k/ complaining about degeneracy
FUCK OFF NORMIES
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