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Please tell me how women are more disgusting than men.
Men:
>hairy as fuck (lots of women hate that shit)
>consistently don't shower
>always have horrendous BO
>can't properly wipe their ass
>smell like literal shit from not properly wiping their ass
>grow out disgusting fingernails
>eat like savages
>have ridiculously large feet
But oh women bleeding once a month is so much worse. There's a reason so many women only go after the top 10% of men.
>inb4 roastie
Just means you can't fucking argue and are probably crying while you type that in.
Literally none of those are specific to men.
>>25275752
Just like how bleeding once a month isn't specific for women
>>25275752
Every man I've ever met had at least one of these tendencies and I notice them on public transportation daily.
I helped a girl cheat on her boyfriend and I feel like the biggest piece of shit on the planet.
>>25275560
Tell the boyfriend
like... you were the other guy? or you hooked her up with someone else?
>>25275578
This.
He has every right to know, in my mind.
>girl shows me a little bit of kindness/affection
>brain is so deprived and unloved that it interprets it as "THIS IS THE ONE, SHE LOVES YOU, DON'T LET GO OF HER"
>become clingy and start to obsess
>>25274863
Did she lose interest? You gotta be careful anon.
>>25274940
They either get weirded out and distance themselves or never even considered me romantically in the first place.
I can't have a female friend. I interpret any kind of kindness as love. It's fucked and I hate it.
>>25274966
Yeah, it's difficult to hold a girls interest. I've never done it.
If a woman approached you and offered to save you from your NEEThood, would you accept?
>>25274572
No
It's statistically more probable that it's all some sick, elaborate, joke than a reality
fuck you
>>25274572
the fuck kind of question is this? of course I would.
I think I'd probably have trouble trusting her though, in order to help she'd have to tell me she actually wants to be around me and won't abandon me as soon as I make progress
>>25274572
Holy shit I started NHK 2 days ago and I'm 17 episodes in already, can't stop desu
10/10
>female "soldiers"
If that was a guy they all would be up in his face screaming at him
>>25271559
That bitch is going to shoot herself in the face.
>>25271630
Shit, trip is on from the F&F thread. Sorry.
So i just had a wendys triple burger, large fries, large fanta, chili cheese nachos and a junior bacon. it was almost midnight, and i ate it in my car in the parking lot, in the dark so that nobody judges me.
r8 my dinner btw.
i also saw there a neckbeard autist wearing a pokemon t-shirt... i was like this in my head " DUDE...WTF LOL...THATS SO OLD EVEN I'M OVER IT...U FROM 4CHAN?".
so r8 my experience...
That's a very large amount of calories
>>25282856
desu an hour later and i'm already hungry :(
>>25282856
t.b.h an hour later and i'm already hungry :(
https://vimeo.com/119082833
>Cuck: The Movie
My blood pressure fucking tripled while watching this fuckn thing
shit acting. shit dialog. girl is barely a 6.
why am i supposed to be mad again?
I haven't been here in like 5 years. wtf happened
>>25282403
Reddit and even more tumblr than before. This place got popular for some reason.
A steady supply of sex, drugs, and epic memes.
>5 years
this place was literally /b/ with less stale memes 5 years ago
there may be an absurd amount of shitposting and samey threads these days, but at least the board has some sort of identity imo
How do I get rid of the dark circles under my eyes
>>25282400
Sleep more
>>25282412
This is what normies say all the time but it doesn't help for shit.
>>25282400
Genucell
Who else /comfy as fuck/ here?
>tfw been playing bloodborne with cocoa for the last 3 hours with hard rain outside in blankets
>tomorrow watching movies with qt3.14 gf and friends at my place
>no work and can stay in for over a week
>been on a skype chat for hours discussing new bayonetta with friends while it's storming
life's good man
>>25282181
NORMIE GET OUT
YOU CANNOT BE COMFY IF YOU HAVE A GF, BECAUSE NORMIES DO NOT EXPERIENCE COMFY
You're not a robot Carlos.
>qt gf and friends
Have fun watching her cuck you when she finds out your friends are bigger than you
>tfw you get depressed watching coming of age movies because you never had any coming of age experiences.
No one here at all relates?
wow this place really is full of normals now
>>25282157
I feel the same way but with romance movies
Perks of being a wall flower relates to me but instead of my friend an heroing it was my mom
i told him i loved him tonight and you know what he said?
"...same"
Nice blogpost
I didn't know I was on Blogger9001 though...weird
Welp, I guess I just clicked here instead of Robot9001
>>25282143
what do you expect him to say you fucking donk
everyone fucking says I love you
it doesnt mean anything unless your in extremely specific circumstances and you reemphasizes it with an explanation
Anyone else here just automatically skip the "street signs" captchas?
frogposter can't tell the difference between street signs and street names
at least fewer meme frogs get posted, so that's good
best captchas ever
just turned 25 and still a kissless handholdless, hugless virgin, just 5 more years to go.
Post your stats
Not hugless but I'm 18 and the others fit. Never had any female friends so it doesn't look like it's changing soon.
Wizard here. Join me.
>>25282192
Tell us of your saga, o great and powerful one
Women have waged a war against men.
Elliot Rodger slapped back; why haven't you? What are you waiting for?
>reminder that not all women are cucked and there are /b/tard women who "get it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJP82JbYB-I
