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Femanons
Would you rather date a tall Asian guy or short white guy?
short asian guy
Tall asian guy. Inb4 butthurt
Bruce Campbell.
Hey am I using 4chan properly??
I'm looking for 4chan.org/b
>>25284854
ebic boast firend
This actually made me chuckle, it was like every annoying troll thing bundled up into one post
Nice job, OP
>>25284909
Thanks. Mind helping me find 4chan.org/b though?
>be me, 24 year old NEET
>live with parents
>parents go on vacation for the holidays
>decide to try and get out of my shell and throw a Christmas party
>invite my ex classmates from high school through Facebook
>order pizza, buy booze, etc.
>day of the party
>nobody comes
>pizza man arrives, tell him about how nobody came to my party and i have all that booze laying around
>pizza man comes in, we listen to some music, eat pizza and drink
>pizza man leaves because he has to drive and can't get drunk
>keep drinking
>next thing i remember is waking up in a hospital bed
>nurses tell me how i went on a drunken spree: smashing car windows, calling random people normies and eventually falling from an 8 meter bridge on the hard asphalt
>get both my legs broken
>a few days later, get released from hospital and go home
>write this
So how did your Christmas go, anons?
Jesus Christ anon.
If only my parents left the house I'd hire an escort to fuck the std freeness out of me.
Look at the bright side, I got dubs (:
>break legs
>few days
You see, this is why you don't throw christmas parties.
Stay safe.
Stay on /r9k/.
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>be 32 year old virgin
>neighbors are Muslims
>they have 16 year old daughter
>they're away for the weekend
>their daughter is hosting a party
>saw her in the backyard making out with a guy
>witnessing teenage Muslims twerking to rap music
Teenage Muslims get laid before I do.
Kek where the fuck do you live?
No muslims around me pham
Op record it and show us, dont be a faggot.
>>25284647
Texas. Lots of rich Arabs around the area. They are always gone for business and their kids are little pieces of shit. See Muslims sucking 100 dicks but act like angels around the elderly. Makes me cringe that even the most conservative and backwards of human beings are sluts too. I just want a qt virgin to marry and play vidya with
>tfw no ugly gook gf to gag on my cock
>>25284521
>>ugly gook
That's redundant, all gooks are ugly.
>tfw gook gf but she's not ugly
>>25284670
Stay toastie, roastie.1312321313anti-mute
normies told me to "just smile"
well I tried, took a photo and it looks awful.
How do I overcome being ugly?
>>25284514
Share photo so we can help
>>25284514
why do you think you are ugly
normies told me "just ride a bike"
I tried once and fell off
how do I overcome being incapable
This is how you sound
Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy your last day of your four days of freedom.
Tomorrow is a public holiday because boxing day was on a saturday.
>>25284424
vacation
>>25284424
i quit my job before christmas because they wanted me to work over break.
Welcome me brothers
I just went to get my laundry at my apartment building (no in-unit washer dryer) and found that some of it was missing
I'm west coast so it was like 2:30 am here, and there was no sign of the locked door being forced so obviously it was stolen
1. Why the fuck would someone only steal some of my shit, especially when there's definitely no one around to see them do it because it's late and cold
2. There's no surveillance in the room so I'm assuming I'm just fucked, please correct me if I'm wrong
R u a gril??
Was it panties??
if yes to both, the answer to your first question is very obvious
>>25284248
no I'm a guy
I'm missing:
1 pair of jeans (other 2 pairs I put in there are still there
a bath robe but they didn't take the belt thing to tie it off
1 bashed up towel
a few pairs of cheap boxers
>>25284265
also none of the shirts I put in there are missing
what did miley mean by this?
>>25284041
Venom Cyrus misses Big Boss Cyrus
From Disney two phantoms were born.
i don't know, maybe she met her old freind, she was deeply in love in. and maybe she was friendzoned by him.
>have degenerate fetishes for years
>one random day no longer able to cum to any of it
>only able to cum to vaginal creampie videos now
What the fuck happened?
I know that feel. It's happening to me. The subconscious is powerful. I deviated so far from the norm that one day I was about to start a masturbation session, loaded up the videos, and asked myself what the FUCK am I watching, and right there it instantly just shut off for me. I masturbate to imaginary vaginal sex, but I don't really masturbate as frequently as I used to either. Sex in general is starting to get really gross.
>vaginal creampie
>degenerate
What kind of vanilla world do you live in?
Ya, shit happens. For the last cku days of years I jerked off to incest cartoon porn and doujins almost exclusively and would cum to pictures of celebrities and cunnies. Then this year I mostly just jerked off to pawgs, anal and facials. Now I've been really getting off to traps and asians but am starting to go back to pawgs.
Are you as /robot/ as pic related?
Honestly the only thing missing from this is Homestuck.
Her question is actually a good one OP
So she's a vapid consumer who relies on others to build her identity for her, and seems to be very confused by which pre-fabricated identity she wants to adopt
So she's probably not the brightest nor the most self-assured
But as long as she isn't always up in anyone's shit, there's nothing wrong with it
Now if she goes around assaulting people who want nothing to do with her with japanese shit, then maybe I get it
But let her dress however the fuck she wants, even if it reflects a weak character
It's still better than a lot of other uniforms out there
>>25283969
Plus, if she doesn't get attention for it, whether that attention is negative or positive, she's more likely to get the message that she really isn't as much of an individual as she would like to be, and maybe she needs to do some self-evaluation or go another route
Of course she'd probably just up her attention-seeking behavior to intolerable levels, but don't give her what she wants and eventually she'll snap and do -something-, right?
How do i become a sith lord /r9k/?
>>>/b/
why post this here anyways senpai
text and drive
Apparently be either a:
>Decrepit old man
>Angsty teen
but then you gotta get good with a sword, then again, you'd know all about that wouldn't you? sure hope that katana you bought 5 years ago when you were really into anime was worth it
Help me out bots please. I am a social retard. My friends accused me of being a faggot then they both laugh at me. When I got mad and retaliated they said only a faggot would get mad.
>I don't find men attractive
>still pisses me off when they say stuff like that then say I shouldn't get mad
>why do Normies say words they don't mean?... Please give me insight
>friend
Alright pal, fuck off back to reddit,
So you don't just have a friend, you have friends? And then you pretend that you're not a normie. Fuck off nornalscum. What advice could any of us friendless autists give you? Did you just come here to taunt us? Get the fuck out of here normalfaggot. If you want advice go to reddit with all the other normies.
>>25283822
Same thing happened to me
>anon we think you're gay
>i look at them pic related
Just stop hanging out with them, people aren't worth it.
Who /intrusivethoughts/ here?
>oh good the pizza guy is here
>could ambush him, grind him up and serve the "chicken" liver to my dog
>but don't
Pull the flower bed out from beneath the chair.
Pull the chair step on the necks crack those who speak memes
Cut off the fingers of those who speak memes
In daylight, steal my soul, everything I care about.
>you will eventually dissapear into a sea of nothingness
everytime something good happens to me
>When you're walking down the road and you get an errection
How do I stop having bad thoughts? Every thought I have is something negative and ultimately leading me down into an abyss. How do I have pleasant thoughts that ultimately won't drive me to suicide? Right now I'm at a new low and don't want to deal with these thoughts. I put on headphones and this to try and at least stop all thoughts.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
Help me.
>>25283694
I'd stop posting anime. It discourages people from liking and/or wanting to stop your suicide.
>>25283710
>pic unrelated then
>>25283730
Also, get a hobby.
