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Is he right /r9k/?
Is this holding us all back?
True. Just remember where last guys finish.
Yes. But don't go around spouting it and being obvious.
>>25281445
We're only animals, don't even think for one second that humans are complicated.
And it's not about "being a jerk", it's about being a suitable mate for getting offspring.
Girls put up with handsome jerks beacuse it's in their nature, it's in all animals nature.
Deal with it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/30jjjy/what_made_you_feel_awesome_about_having_a_big_dick/
From a girl in the thread
>As a SO, I love cuddling up to his cock and feeling it shift beside me. I love waking up to it between my legs in the morning, pressed against me. I love knowing i have to keep it secret or all my friends will be jealous. I look forward to seeing it all the time. I wonder often how he functions with such a large cock in everyday situations, that he has a brain let alone a beautiful personality going along with it. I love drinking how much cum he produces - its easily too much for my mouth every time. I like fantasizing about how fertile he must be from having such a big cock. How it must have been selected from generations of women. It turns me on like crazy to watch it get hard even a little because its so big soft to see it get even bigger seems absurd. I love how just getting inside, i feel this need to cum with him immediately, without needing to find rhythm or anything. I love turning him on and knowing it so quickly, even kissing in the parking lot leads to such an obvious boner he cant leave the car. God, I fucking love my SO's giant cock.
I'm honest to god angry. I've been on this site for over seven years and thing has gotten me this angry before that I can remember.
I want to gas everyone in that subreddit.
>>25281359
It's absolutely masochistic to wilfully read this as an average or below average guy
Wagecucks:
>What do you do?
>How much do you make a day?
>Do you have money saved up
>Do you enjoy your work?
NEETS:
>Do you get autism bucks?
>Do you enjoy being a NEET?
>>25280914
>>What do you do?
>>How much do you make a day?
Cart Pusher but now get mostly Cafe shifts at the store
>>Do you have money saved up
Yes about 3000 dollars after I pay my rent on the first. I live alone too and am 19.
>>Do you enjoy your work?
Kind of, I get praised for my hard work and cart pushing is just a very small part of the job.
Joining the air force soon to escape the mexican drug hole land of tweakers called Arizona. I hope to get deployed to Japan and never come back to this piece of shit state.
>What do you do?
I work a retail job. I'm slightly above the average person but still not a legit supervisor/assistant manager. I technically am in charge of a small section.
>How much do you make a day?
60-100
>Do you have money saved up
About $200. It went into buying a new car that's half paid off.
>Do you enjoy your work?
I loved it at first. Over time they gave me odd hours and I couldn't do my job properly (Signs and reports). We received two new managers basically the most important people there. Well one doesn't think I do a great job (I sometimes get praised) and the other thinks the same and she probably hates me. At the point where there was an assistant manager position and I was pushed to the side for someone else who doesn't do shit and is both stupider and slower tha me. I was looking at that position for some time too that's why I still work there.
>>25280914
Wagecucks:
>What do you do?
Insurance claims associate
>How much do you make a day?
like 90 bucks a day, 2000 a month
>Do you have money saved up
5000, i live with my parents
>Do you enjoy your work?
i hate it with the core of my being, it makes me suicidal. i hate my life so much.
what are autism bucks? i want autism bucks. i want neet life and will probably become neet but dont want to give parents more feels about their failure of a son.
Why are people still nationalist these days? What is the point of supporting a country just because you're born in it? Nationalism was an invention of the 19th century used to trick proles into dying for their masters for free, to justify conscription and an expansion of taxation to transactions the state has no involvement in.
Cause I don't want to live next to poo in loos or ISIS
>>25280775
>What is the point of supporting a country just because you're born in it?
Not your country. Nationalism is hardly antagonist to other countries of your civilizational level. What you call nationalism is just opposition to inferior 'cultures'. Hardly anyone hates a superior one.
>>25280775
This shitposting belongs in >>>/trash/
But >>>/pol/ works too.
when do you stop growing?
>>25280530
6'1 here. I still get called out for being too short. I wish I was kidding.
>5'4 manlet
It's honestly not as bad as you would think
I actually enjoy being slightly shorter than average. You blend into crowds much easier.
>he's so tall and handsome as hell
>he's so tall and handsome
>he's so tall
>so tall
>tall
>TALL
>TALL
>TALL
>TALL
hey it's that chick from the heart of glass video
i've had a crush on her since the '80s
>>25280141
>hear that every day on the radio
>can't help but laugh
Born inferior. Work 'till you die. Support the life of those born superior and privileged. Don't kill them.
She also talks about his gorgeous head of hair.
I'm bald, a manlet, and ugly. Taylor Swift wouldn't like me just because genetics fucked me.
>Last Powerball jackpot this year
>"$300 MILLION"
JUST
>>25280074
What would you have done had you won op?I'd just buy 3ds games and take up drinking and live in a small /comfy/ shack in the woods honestly.
>>25280145
Not OP , But I would get a house on the water in my home town, have my family live there, buy them whatever car they wanted and stuff to fill the house. I would buy myself a new Lambo, and BMW, and a Pickup Truck. I'd get a high-rise apartment in NYC and just live the rest of my life with no worries.
>>25280227
Seems pretty comfy, though I'd assume the moment you begin spending on others/flaunting the money via large purchases you can expect a lot of 'distant family' to appear and begin asking for shit. Assuming your family doesn't brag about you buying them shit though I guess it'd work out.
>"ANON! Chad is gunna be hear in five minutes....DONT JUST STAND THEY'RE! Hurry up and get you're face back their too get me ready four him!"
>>25279416
>but i'm supposed to prep the bull honey
it's "minites" retards
>>25279416
>THEY'RE!
>you're
>their
>too
>four
Thanks I nearly had a stroke reading that.
bots, the magic 8ball has come to answer ur questions. ask ur asks.
>>25279369
Will it happen in 2016?
>>25279369
will I ever be a qt girl?
>>25279369
Will Monday be profitable?
Do robots believe in an afterlife?Don't give me that "carbon cycle" hokum. Not the same thing at all.
ya. when im sleeping i dream. when a person sleeps, they are temporarily free from reality.
when a person dies, they are free for good from this place.
>>25279188
Nah
But not existing can't be that bad
Just nothing
No pain no suffering no problems forever
>>25279243
I don't remember my dreams anymore
![[Coalgirls]_Kiss_x_Sis_01_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[CD040216].mkv_snapshot_02.57_[2015.12.26_12.00.07].png](https://i.imgur.com/YGYlKbO.jpg "[Coalgirls] Kiss x Sis 01 (1280x720 Blu-Ray FLAC) [CD040216].mkv snapshot 02.57 [2015.12.26 12.00.07]")
What is your relationship with your sisters?
>>25278108
>white people
Smh oniifams
>>25278108
>mfw never met them in my life
very consensual my sisters know their place in a mans world thankfully for now lol
>when was the last time you cried
>why did you cry
I was drunk while watching What Dreams May Come. Robin WIlliams died, believe it or not, when I was watching it.
I cried out of happiness over a gift my husband bought me for Christmas, so yesterday.
>>25273748
>dunno
>dunno
and nowadays i'm too emotionally numb to be able to cry, i wish i could tho
no bullying allowed edition
First for England James?
pakis are disgusting desu
/pol/ here.
You pieces of trash need to man the fuck up for when the reckoning begins and we have to rid the UK of muslims.
How the fuck do we solve the manchild-problem?
I mean, so many white males are just dropping out of life because they're pathetic vermin. Instead of making a family, and most importantly, children, they just rot in front of their computers every single day, watching anime or playing stupid video games.
I personally know at least 3 of these subhumans, and they all have certain things in common.
>went to university
>earn a decent amount of money
>either waste the money on trivial horseshit or save it for no apparent reason, or waste on on manchildren collections (comics, guns, anime shit)
>have absolutely no interest in politics, history, anything else but their shitty manchild hobbies
>politically passive, don't give a fuck about what's happening to their country
>absolutley NO productive hobby, 95 % of free time is spent in front of their computer watching degenerate anime
What the fuck do we do?
>>25270814
>my friends are all losers and dorks
>WE HAVE AN EPIDEMIC
no. just stop
It's alright, I'm going to kill myself next year so there'll be one fewer of us
Round 'em all up and kill them
t. One of these manchildren
http://thoughtcatalog.com/tucker-max/2015/10/guys-heres-what-its-actually-like-to-be-a-woman/
>"The average guy finds the average woman at least somewhat sexually attractive. [...] By contrast, the average woman finds the average man sexually invisible, neutral, disgusting, or repulsive. Only a tiny percentage of guys inspire immediate lust in women. And most of those guys have already moved to New York or LA to become actors or models. If you are over eighteen and haven't done that, you're not one of those guys."
>"She also knows what your body would look like naked, and she probably thinks you're either a lazy loser (out of shape) or a narcissistic gym rat (in too-good shape). None of this should be particularly surprising or contentious. She likes what she likes, and, statistically, the chances are you're not it."
and my personal favorite:
"Just like males compete against other males for resources that matter to males, females compete against other females for resources that matter to them. [...] But if you're in a competitive mating market with a limited number of attractive, desirable males that all the women want, then women are going to compete against each other to get and keep those males. And they are going to use any tactics that work-seduction, manipulation, gossip, physical violence, verbal violence-anything that works to get those guys and make them stick around."
Yet /r9k/ will continue to feed the vaginal Jew by masturbating to porn (yes, even amateur porn on porn sites, it's all traffic) and flooding "fembots" with compliments whenever they post here.
You're all pathetic hypocrites.
So it is now confirmed that women are the source of all evil?
That's your first mistake, my nigga, actually giving a shit about what women want or think. This generation is so pussified because we want to apply logic and reason to everything. The old "women logic right" meme was there for a reason. Men were more succesful with women because they didn't give a shit about their actual needs, they just wanted to bang that pussy.
