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What's the most /robotfriendly/ culture?
Mexicano here.. pretty /comfy/ senpai
Pros:
>No moving out of mummy and daddy's house unless you want to, adults living with parents is not seen as weird
>Emphasis on familia
>Objectively best food (BASED sopes, tamales, chicharrones, tacos, carnitas, enchiladas etc. etc.)
>Catholic religion so you have a strong guilt incentive to follow through when you make promises like NoFap, but also not unbearably fundamentalist since it's more of a cultural thing (Virgin of Guadalupe, patron mother of Mexico, Rosca de Reyes, comfy prayers etc.) than some stiff religious creed that you're ostracized if you don't follow all tenets to the letter like those weird people that go to isolated camps, mega-churches or Scientology-tier shit (or at least, that's my impression among the mexicanos I've ever known, we pretty chill desu)
>Strong ethnic pride to prevent degeneracy (inb4 >>>/pol/, not that I care about degeneracy honsetly, KEK I build shrines to my 2d waifus in my cabinet space) and provide a guaranteed "muh safe space" at home from the gabacho Chads and normies
>Super chill vibe, no judging if you smoke dat kush or do hallucinogens, DXM etc., since your dad and all your uncles and cousins share shots of tequila and rum on a consistent basis anyway so why would they care?Cons: if you fucked up, you really fucked up. El huarache, hijo de su chingada !!
I hear Japan is pretty based in this regard
>>25281025
tu culo op, como la ves.
My first instinct is to say Japan, but I hear they work really hard over there. You get alot of free stuff when in Russia, and robots love communism. And Russian girls robots like.
#Tumblr2015
It is pretty funny how the smug expression remains wherever he's posted.
>still getting mad about memes becoming popular on other sites
Wait weren't they supposed to stop using it after the last autism shooting?
teach me how to shitpost
1) learn the groupthink of whatever board
2) make a post that is contrary to it
3) ???
4) profit!
>>25280854
So i should go on /pol/ and say that jews are innocent?
>>25280785
1) go to australia
>be minding my own business at boardwalk
>qt white girl comes up to me
>starts talking to me and eventually asks for my number
>she runs her own business just like me and has a STEM degree
>really nice and charming
>still not going to date her
According to 4chan, any white girl that dates a non-white like myself has something seriously wrong with her and no quality waifu-tier woman would want me, they'd only want a white guy. You guys seem really sure of yourselves and you usually present overwhelming evidence.
I just posted this to say thanks for the heads up guys. I'm not sure what skeleton she's hiding, but I'm not going to touch her.
Pic mostly unrelated but it does look a lot like her
>>25280554
What race are you?
You should date within your race and have kids of your own race desu senpai.
>>25280592
I'm black, I am not attracted to black women in the slightest and I wont pretend otherwise
>>25280554
do what you want anon but please don't have mixed kids. mixed kids are always fucking miserable
I went to a strip joint today for the first time and I gotta say....
I completely understand how men can lose all their money in there now. Holy shit, it was so fucking excited.
There's nothing like the feeling of tits being pushed into your face while your dick gets rubbed on. Staring at bare tight pussy mere centimeters from your nose is hypnotic.
I only wish I had gone with more money, I only had enough for one dance with the hottest one after a little bit of Keno and after getting tricked into buying the ugliest one a damn 15 dollar drink. Definitely gonna go back and take one in the back room next time.
Any tips from you fellows for the next time, to act more natural and not get as taken advantage of?
CHAD GO HOME
>>25280439
the chads were all over by the pole, that was way too cool for me
Remember they're all just fucking animals, no better than that dog you hit with your SUV.
Is it worth it to take more adderall when youre coming down?
adderall doesn't really do much to me because i don't have ADD
sorry your brain's defective, but hey, at least your mom wasn't takin' thalidomide when she was pregnant with you
>>25280355
You're just prolonging the come down. I prefer to smoke weed
>>25280485
hm im trying to get schoolwork done atm
Going to take LSD for the second time soon. What should I do while under its influence?
>>25279478
Ego death in the sense of killing yourself.
>think
>listen to music
>sit outside
>meditate
>create something
>write your thoughts
>adjust the lighting of your room
>control your breathing
>jack off when you're coming down
Avoid electronic bullshit breh
>>25279535
>think
>>25279535
>meditate
>>25279535
>create
>>25279535
None of those is possible on 'psychedelics'.
Who /tulpa/ here?
>a friend who actually gets you
>is always around but doesn't annoy you
>can tell you about your inner subconscious thoughts
>can help you read other people because your subconscious can
>you'll never be bored
>>25278993
what the fuck is a tulpa
is it just an imaginary friend?
>>25278993
I've always wanted a tulpa but my life is simply too busy to make one. Also I frequently get intrusive thoughts. Do you think these intrusive thoughts would affect the tulpa in any way?
>>25278993
Been working on one, been neglecting her though since I'm working 80 hour weeks
Who /dumb/ here?
>tfw have to google Pythagorean theorem
>>25278964
you're not dumb i suck at math too , all my grades were straight A's except for math, the highest my math grade ever got was a C. don't worry friend
Just because you had to do that doesn't make you dumb. You probably just aren't into math and it's not your thing. The people who call you dumb for that are either math-interested/inclined people, or people brainwashed my the education system that think everyone needs to know the Pythagorean theorem, Shakespeare, and how to play a violin or tuba.
>>25278964
>/dumb/ thread
>it's actually filled with smart people
fuck off
>mfw I've been using the tripcode "Anonymous" all week
Who else here /mischievous/?
>>25278957
That's not really what a trip code is aenpai
>>25280179
>responding to mobile posters/
inb4 b-but I renamed it to image.jpg /mischief/
0/10 thread
>>25280213
Mobile poster here
I am a bored, mentally ill loser. Ask me anything.
>>25278953
What is that a picture of? At first glance I thought it was a runescape map
>>25278953
>mentally ill
According to who? Yourself? Who made you think this?
What a pity
People hate and doubt themselves so easily these days
So weak of them
>>25278953
>mentally ill
whats you suffering from op?
Let's compile a list of all NEET media. I'll start with what I know.
Film:
Ima, Boku Wa
The Man Who Sleeps
Literature:
A Confederacy of Dunces
Against the Grain
A Man Asleep
De uitvreter
Notes from Underground
Oblomov
Anime:
Welcome to the N.H.K.
The Tartar Steppe is pretty NEETCORE in that it deals with isolation and a feeling of worthlessness
Not quite NEET though and not sympathetic but relevant.
![MV5BMTk3MTQ3NzU0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTM0MTE0MjE@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5K7y4dL.jpg "MV5BMTk3MTQ3NzU0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTM0MTE0MjE@. V1 SX640 SY720 [1]")
>After failing to kill himself by jumping off a bridge, the man is washed up on a deserted island in the middle of the river, but within view of the city's high-rises. He attempts to escape, but soon accepts his fate and the challenges in living on the island. A reclusive young woman, who takes close-up shots of the moon and has not left her apartment in years, spies him on the island and comes to think of him as her own alien.
Hey Robots, who here still plays wow, and who would want to start a WoW guild. I feel like y'all wouldn't mind having a little close knit group of friends, and I want friends to play with after coming back from a long absence.
List your favorite servers and we can see where to go from there.
Pic related: I loved playing fire spec.
>>25277399
>tfw too poor to play WoW
>never got to experience it in its prime
>>25277399
I wonder if there are still private servers up that would be pretty bice
Feeling the same op. Just started up again and a few days ago and for the most part the new content is refreshing.
Bonechewer reporting in.
>felt something in my ass
>grabbed hold of a string thing in between my cheeks
>started pulling
>met with some resistance at first
>pull hard
>the string thing slides it's way out of my butt
>it's longer than i thought
>finally pull out fully with a little plop noise
>fairly certain poop is splattered over my bedsheets now
>try to figure out what is is by the dim light of my laptop screen
>it wriggles a bit
>toss it on to the floor
What the fuck was that?
Some sort of intestinal parasite you're shitting out
you have worms, eat raw garlic and also go to the doctor for treatment
>>25277375
A parasite.
Watch Monsters Inside Me, so you can see how fucked you are.
Who /stereotype/ here?
>tfw I realized I'm a fat atheist drinking mountain dew and eating doritos right now
>>25277201
do you also browse reddit because you should head back there :^)
>tfw italian american
>tfw eat gabagoo
>>25277218
No, actually.
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