Who else /nohope/
I've literally had 0 contact with womyns my entire life other than my mother and gram. No relationship, no friend, no sex, kissless handholdless. Some of you claim that you're like that but in reality have some form of communication. I have had absolutely nothing, even on the interwebz with fake profiles they get weirded out by me
On one level I feel offended, like I'm too degenerate for a form of basic human need. On the other I feel euphoric as I'm not sure what I'm missing and I'm content being a lonely NEET
>>25285429
r9k is not a board to compete about who is more of a kissless virgin.
Don't be a robot hipster.
>>25285447
where else am I supposed to be a robot hibster :DDDDD
Sucks to be you OP, honestly.
I have sex regularly with my girlfriend of 3 years, and from strangers I meet at pubs and clubs when I go monthly.
Though I'm not a robot, I only came to r9k for the memes, normally post on other boards.
Chin up I guess, just don't be yourself, clearly no one likes it.
so what, hate me fags, you mad that i have fucked more girls than you ever would? I can just imagine you, furiously clicking browse, clicking on pictures and posting an angry frog. Of course, you are fat so while you're doing this you're also sweating and panting.
also im gonna name my son Chad because it's an alpha name and i don't want him to grow up to be pussies like you.
>soon 2016
>planning have kids
>>25285354
You're lucky to even get a bump for this.
The problem with this user is not that he is too much of a normie (as he claims) but he is not enough for a normie,
/r9k/ thrived when it was full of people with moderate aspergers, not fully blown autism.
>>25285354
tee hee
tee hee hee
that is misogynist sir
>tfw no Magnolia gf
What's the point?
>memeout 4
>>25285327
>liking synths
Doing God's work here anon.
Synths > roastie normies
>>25285373
>not playing Fallout 4
>not wanting to romance a singer while wearing suit and fedora
>not wanting to pick up a hit job along the way
>not wanting to be a literal Smooth Criminal
How do we fix r9k?
It became so shit lately I even miss the anime "cuteboys" posters fagging it up with cringe worthy doujin lines.
People use this board as their personal hugbox and talking them self into social anxiety and what ever article they read on wikipedia. The best thing you can do is call them out.
>lately
/r9k/ died summer 2014.
>>25285294
The only option is to leave forever and never come back. It is what I am doing. Fuck this cancerous shithole.
>in b4 reddit
>tfw I am awaited in valhalla
>>25285240
To got to the Valhall you'd need to die in a fight instead of rotting away as you currently do.
Vikings were nothing but nigger bandits.
>>25285286
>you'd need to die in a fight
Does beta uprising count?
Would you like to have sex with a trap?
Been there done that. Was the gayest thing I have ever done.
Would do again /10
>>25285186
i'd rather have sex with a bear trap
No that would be pretty gay...
Like, on a scale of straight to fucking faggot, it's somewhere between gay and homo
Are you able to do this?
>>25285169
yes but I'm not attractive
>>25285169
Change clothes? Yes.
>>25285169
no and i'm not attractive
Who /annoying/ here? What are some time-tested tactics you use to frustrate people in arguments, whether general or about specific issues?
My favorites:
>Repeat what they say in a stupid voice
>Correct minor spelling/grammar mistakes they make
>Make it seem like you're done talking and then scream that you're not finished as soon as they speak. When they talk, interrupt them constantly.
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>>25285154
Always reply "if you say so"
I post 15-20 trap related threads on different boards everyday. But the majority are posted here. I just like to rile up sperges and see truly how gay everyone on this site is.
"just man up and go talk to people"
>go talk to people
>realise I have nothing to say
>they start asking me what my job is
>tell them wagecucks are stupid and run away to cry
What do people even talk about? Normies spend so much time flapping their mouths yet never run out of things to say.
>>25285150
That's because they don't really say anything.
Why not get a job or interesting hobbies? If you are a neet living in mommy's basement who does nothing but shitpost and play vidya and watch animu all day, of course you will have nothing interesting to say.
>>25285150
Normies mostly talk about other people or share anecdotes of things that have happened to them. They live interesting lives so they have a lot to talk about.
>be me, decide to live the criminal life
>going to department store to shoplift
>want to know what it feels like breaking the law so I look to steal any random item
>looking around, browse flashlights to not look suspicious
>decide to steal a $5 flashlight and put it in my pocket
>see employee coming towards me
>panic
>think...
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What ghetto store has flashlights not in packages sitting on shelves?
>>25285135
Wanna know how I know this story is bullshit?
>>25285135
so instead of leaving the flashligh back on the shelves you shove it up your ass so you don't get caught stealing? what an idiot. literally kill yourself
The girl i'm dating just shared this video with me. Why does it make me mad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpPASWlnZIA
idk man, consider suicide
LITTLEoriginal
i thought it was impressive
>She has anything that says "Live, laugh, love."
>she owns a dictionary
good call op
relationships with women are good for pump and dump and that's it. i wouldn't want to inflict my broken genes on another living being anyways.
>I love to laugh
>I hate drama
>traveling is my hobby
>I'm such a nerd xD
>>25285039
>tattoos or piercings
>dream for gender equality
>raised by a single parent
>have a dating profile
>not white
>curvy, fat, bbw, landwhale
I am very lonely right now.
You could do me a great favor. Tell me about your day, post some music that you enjoy lately, talk about about a game or a movie that you like. You can also tell me a (greentext) story that happened years ago. Get something off your chest. Shitpost if you want.
I just want to listen to someone. So I'm here. Waiting for you.
Thanks.
>>25284989
That's sad, Anon. I hope you're ok.
Let me kiss you - morrissey
>>25284989
Get yourself a nice warm bowl of soup and listen to the rain.
>tfw you will never have a witness a female human being look at you like that
say what now?
>had this look from brown girls
too bad i'm dead inside
seizure warning on the gif guys
>tfw you always spot girls staring at you with anger
what does it mean
>you will never have a girl rub you like this
Why even live
>Why even live
good question
How come most Anglo guys have no hair on body?
>>25284960
Not as ape like as non whites.