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im thinking of just channeling my inner crazy and letting it embody me, to guide me
did you accidentally post this to 4chan and not tumblr
we dont need another lady gaga or miley cyrus
>>25283168
>>25283146
true beans
I'm looking for a bento box, it can't be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of two or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
>>25283100
>I don't want my gohan (rice)
Please, for the love of Christ, tell me that's not the real word for rice. If not, than this post was worth reading.
>>25283140
I believe gohan can either mean rice or just food
>>25283140
and Goku means meal.
I think Vegeta is a play on the word "Vegetable" and Bulma means "briefs" or "short shorts"
I think most names are puns in DBZ really, except for non-canon villians and GT
Who /insomnia/ here?
Truly the worst feel. I'm fucking infuriated everytime I hear some say "I'm so le sad xDD i just sleep all day :((("
ruin your life on purpose so you can get depressed too problem solved.
>>25282993
Depression is a meme. Insomnia is a very real danger though.
Reporting in brother, lately I've only been able to fall asleep at like 5am and waking up at 3pm
>>25283023
And like this guy said, I'm starting to get worried because I heard that getting over 9 hours of sleep a day is about as much of a danger to your body as everyday smoking
Do you liek the 2D grils?
I crush more readily on 3D girls than 2D girls, but when it comes to lewds I prefer 2D guys.
Yee 2d is the best
![[DESS]Nichijou_15_1080.BD.FLAC.Underwater-Commie_[B97FD744].mkv_snapshot_02.10_[2015.12.27_03.59.08].png](https://i.imgur.com/1HKccRh.jpg "[DESS]Nichijou 15 1080.BD.FLAC.Underwater-Commie [B97FD744].mkv snapshot 02.10 [2015.12.27 03.59.08]")
They're better than regular ones!
FUCK YOU SAM
what did I do?
sorry anon
>>25282951
Youmade me feel a little better for once
MOMMAAAAA
I THINK THE COMPUTER'S BROKE
I DUN CLICKED ROBOT9001 BUT IT DUN TAKE ME TO BLOGGER9001
Why aren't you a member of anonymous?
Don't you want to be a cyberpunk stud?
I can't tell if you're trolling or not OP
He's pretty qt
>>25282882
It's not that he's ugly it's the fact that he shows his face when he calls himself "Anonymous"
I used to be into that when I was a teenager. I made a shitty anonymous wallpaper, browsed /b/ and watched V for Vendetta multiple times. It's embarrassing to think about but at least I never told anyone about it because those were the rules.
>try and be confident and put my arm around a girl at a party who looks like she could use some company
>she screams
O-ok. I forgot my place. I'm sorry please forgive me.
>don't ask permission before touching woman
>act like it's her problem when she freaks out
>>25282818
Do you see the problem here? Reflect on what you have done.
>>25282905
Pretty much this. Even chad would have to charm her a BIT before touching her. You fucking autist...
>b on dating site, no luck, not even one date
>get a message asking if im dtf
>so depressed say yes
>justwantsomeloveandaffection.jpg
>what ensues is the worst sex of my life
>too nervous to say anything
>they dont even orgasm
>they roll off saying "Ill text you sometime"
>leave
I deserved this. Im a fucking terrible person and I deserved this.
Doesn't sound too bad desu senpai.
>>25282677
>what ensues is the worst sex of my life
So you've had sex before?
Also, what happened? How bad was the sex?
>>25282724
it was terrible. i want to cry. I have never felt so used in my life, my body is actually in pain from how bad it was.
>be robot af for years
>KHV at the age of 20
>worried I was gonna go full wizard
>FINALLY get a girlfriend
>I still don't know how, but it clicked and we're amazing together
>been dating for 6 months
>lost virginity - we're close - it's great
Okay here's the problem.
>During all that time I was khv, I fapped to porn ... a lot
>developed bizarre fetishes, including sub/masochist tendencies
>sub tendencies spiral out of control
>eventually wind up regularly fapping to cuckold porn
Now that I'm with my gf, that cuckold porn is taking its revenge. I literally cannot stop fantasizing about my gf cuckolding me. I fap to it a lot - I often think about it when we're fucking. Whenever we're out in public and she ... maybe glances in the direction of a chad I think about them fucking while she hurls humiliation at me and it gets me off.
She doesn't know I think this yet and I'm worried that telling her is gonna creep her out. But then again, it might be hot af to roleplay this shit with her. I dunno.
How do I stop this stupid fucking fetish? Or, alternatively, what's the argument against me just telling her and trying to get off with it?
>>25282582
Stop watching porn. Fap to your thoughts.
>>25282626
But ... then I'll still be reinforcing the cuck thing tho.
...hell, if I dropped porn, then I'd prolly be much more likely to think about my gf getting railed by Chad's giant cock. At least porn is removed from real life.
A cuck fetish is a natural development of porn addiction. It makes sense if you think about it. With porn, you're watching someone else fuck. If you've been watching it for years, it's embedded subconsciously. When you watch actual cuckoldery, it projects your shame on the screen, which is disturbing, and you need something disturbing to get off because you're desensitized from the normal shit. I know I sound like an armchair psychologist but if you think about it you'll know what I'm talking about. I know this from personal experience, I'm in the same boat (but no gf). When I watch the cuck porn I get off to the man's humiliation, but it applies to me because I'm a cuck for watching someone I want to fuck get fucked by another man through a TV screen. So the answer is to stop watching porn. It's super EZ with a gf and I would take the opportunity while you have it or else shit is just gonna get worse and worse.
>ur face when you shit your pants spraying cheese on doritos because the container made a lound sound at the end of cheese
>>25282503
What the fuck. Doritos already have cheese on them you supremely fat fuck!
FOOD WILL NOT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!
>>25282503
I feel fat just from reading that.
>>25282523
>>25282568
You should try it on pizza pockets. The flavor is like twenty times better.
Ayee r9k it's ya boi!
You know what time it is!
Who up?!
How yall feelin?!
IM UP, JUST SMASHED TF OUTTA DAT LIKE BUTTON
ECKS DE xDDD
I actually saw this on my fb feed last night and wanted to share it immediately. What was the creator of this image thinking?
So are the "Fembots" here just faggots pretending to be retarded Girls or what? I'm from other boards and I like to read stuff you guys post but I don't understand you guys why are you so hard on yourselves?
>>25282347
>So are the "Fembots" here just faggots pretending to be retarded Girls or what?
Most of them are, but I'm not.
>>25282347
I can't believe there isn't an edit of this yet.
>>25283036
Thanks for this I laughed a bit
Is it a good idea to learn a language to get a job?
Since I'm a ween I'm considering seriously learning japanese, not just for games and anime but for a living.
What do you guys think?
I think you're retarded if you expect to get a job from learning Japanese. Your best bet would be to teach English in Japan and learn the language for convenience.
>>25282329
If you plan to actually spend a significant amount of time in Nippon, or working with people from there, yeah I guess it's a good plan. Have fun with kanji.
>Is it a good idea to learn a language to get a job?
Short answer: it is if that language is English.
What's it like to die? Will I finally get peace?
>>25282316
actually you get a little trophy
>Dying with brain intact
Dopamine and dmx flood your brain and its probably pretty peaceful
>die like guy in op's pic
You just instantly cease to be
>>25282316
because there's so many fucking living people to tell you what it's like to stop living
eggman's girlfriend face revealed
if he can get an 8/10 why can't you /r9k/?
Are you sure that isn't just his sister?
>>25282275
>8/10
>eight out of fucking ten
That looks like him with a wig on.
