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Do you ever just go out for a lonely walk at night hoping you'd randomly bump into an old 7/10 classmate and somehow you two would start awkwardly talking, then every other day you'd go for a walk again and she'd be there and you'd both pick a spot to meet eachother every day without actually saying it so you can both talk about stupid shit but then it turns out she's just as suicidal as you leading to both of you helping eachother so you can finally overcome your neverending depression together?
me neither.
holy fuck, I do actually..
No, sorry, I'm not a normalfag
medication thread.
>what are you on?
>how much?
>recommendations?
>meds to avoid?
currently I'm on bupropion 75mg, just switched. works way better than zoloft, that stuff made me feel like passing out all the time.
>>25281899
risperdal here. think that's how it's spelled. it's 6.5/10, makes me feel a little ill
woke up with the urge to eat pussy
>tfw I'll never get to eat pussy
goddammit. I just wanna go down on a fat chick. I wanna eat that shit like it was my last meal as she runs her fingers through my hair.
>>25281918
same here bud.
I fucking love big girls
>>25281918
They taste like rotten fish
Did you give the world some love today?
the world doesn't give love to me
why should I return the favor
I spent $4 on lotto tickets. Some part of that goes towards the state education fund. Does that count?
I forced someone to spend time with someone that makes them happy instead of spending time with me. That's about as close as I got to giving anything love.
My father once said the words to me "You should be more submissive towards women".
Should I disregard everything he has ever said and never listen to a word he says again?
Well he is your dad, so you were born of a cuck.
>>25281801
Get a paternity test, I bet your dad isn't the one who sired you.
>>25281892
kek
people do say I don't look like him. He is such a fucking pathetic cuck. He unironically spent more time raising his current gfs son than he did me.
I fucking resent him to my core.
It go down in the DM
Adrian? lol
>you will never have an incredible large penis and the comicly oversized balls required for porn
What's the point of even living famm?
>>25281761
I dont' understand why human males have such variation in penis length and width. what the fuck biology? any armchair biologists / doctors / scientists wanna explain this?
>>25281791
Larger penises were more successful in reproduction because the head of the penis is designed to scrape semen out of the vagina. The longer and thicker it is, the more semen you remove of the pitiful beta males.
So yes, there is an evolutionary reason for it.
>>25281843
That's a magazine meme faggot
Are you willing to help fellow anons?
OFFICIAL THREAD: >>>/b/659640282
http://a19.boards.net/thread/70/official-2016-tumblr-raid
simply fucking epic bro, this is gonna be epic
Why should I care? I don't even think about tumblr.
>>25281708
But tumblr thinks of you anon and they aren't thinking nice thoughts
>Your love is a verb here my room
poo poo pee pee on u
My microwave continues to run without the door closed.
What happens if I stand in front of it while it's active prolonged?
>>25281664
You get super powers
No, don't do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCHQzk2okoc
Basically this
Fellow robots. I am need of some dire assistance.
I have run fresh out of dank pictures for my profile, and am not able to think of any good names.
I will change my profile picture to any picture you post, and my name to any name you choose, on ONE condition...
That condition is, that you show me DOUBLES.
cool guy
This will be your picture.
And your name will be: turningmylifearound
May need to add underscores if its already taken.
who /attracted to nice cocks/ here?
>>>/lgbt/originalcomment
>>25281653
That's worksafe newfriend :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5XECo2p9Zg
>>25281633
You're really creeping me out. Stop it
>>25281682
Stopping the ride isn't exactly possible anon.
>tfw you don't belong
>tfw you sort of know why
>tfw you knew where you did belong (for now, at least), at one point, but because you couldn't reach it due to "real life" problems, you somewhat abandoned it or blocked yourself off from achieving it
>tfw no longer dissociated from reality, almost feels like I DO belong now
Nothing is scarier than belonging here. Nothing.
Can you be happy if you're ugly?
Yes, you can be happy and ugly.
>>25281581
As long as you're ok with the fact that no one will ever want you, yes.
>>25281581
watching anime 3am in the morning all alone in your apartment on the 3rd floor in a safe neighborhood is my idea of happiness. You can be happy but never from the outside world. You gotta embrace your introverted nature and find happiness within you.
I heard from one of my friends that my crush wants me to be her bf. Finally, I can stop posting on r9k. also, good feels thread.
>Finally, I can stop posting on r9k
If you actually think getting a gf will stop you from being an autistic faggot, I have news for you
>>25281572
You'll just sperg out and fuck it up.
I used to rule the world
Polls would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I eat guac alone
Follow the party I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in Rubio's eyes
Listen as the crowd would hush
"Now the old Bush is dead! Long live the Bush!"
One minute I held the lead
Next the Trump knocked me off my feet
And I discovered that my numbers stand
Upon pillars of PACs and pillars of sand
I hear cuckservative bells are ringing
Neoreactionary fascists singing
Be my voter, my cuck and shill
My missionaries in a 4chan field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you're gone there was never
Never a word from trolls
But that was when I ruled the polls
