>6 AM
>can't sleep
>stayed up all night trying to help a depressed cutie
>it worked at first
>she asks me to play tf2 with her so i do
>20 minutes after playing she starts complaining about how she can't do anything right in the game
>then how she can't do anything right in real life either
>starts calling herself...
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Bipolar attention seeker. It isn't worth it, don't get attached.
Ignore her op. Don't contact her again unless she messages you twice. Then respond nonchalantly and with minimal efforts. Outcome A; you stop wasting your time on nothing imprtant. Outcome B; you become the alpha.
>>25278253
u from norway
>tfw could've been Chad if I didn't have faggy blonde hair and blue eyes
>>25278226
>wants to have shitskin traits
Failed master race
>>25278226
Be proud, in the next few years the bankers will be defeated and you will receive the white wife you should have.
>>25278263
I want to have dark hair and eyes, not be black
Chad walked right on by and did nothing to help. How does this make you feel?
Poor kid. Why are these cackling cunts so cruel? What's the context behind this?
>>25278168
This, ladies and gentlemen, are how fetishes are born
>>25278265
Black shirt and redhead alpha bitch are the best ones.
>tfw family is extremely poor
>tfw have the same shitty poverty room I had since I was 12
>tfw 20 years old and can't move out yet
>tfw even if I met a girl, I would never be able to take her back to my place
who /poor/ here
>>25278074
are you me? lol
i wasn't allowed to have people over as a kid because of how poor we are. not that it changed anything anyway
>>25278074
I'm poor as fuck too but we move a lot because we always get late on rent
My Christmas was shit. I didn't expect it to be good, but I didn't expect it to be as bad as it turned out. I sulked all day, occasionally striking up conversation with my father to try to distract myself. Now I'm drinking, hoping it'll make me feel better. Here's what happened:
I had a dream about my ex-boyfriend on the night of Christmas eve. It was non-sensical dream with a completely fantastical scenario, but there was a part where I dreamed about him: I saw him on a webpage, where there were fairly standard profile pics of him, followed by...
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Jesus. This board is full of homos.
Is anyone straight or did I accidentally click /lgbt/ again?
>>25278204
I'm sorry, Robot.
But I don't like going on /lgbt/. Too many degenerates/normies. Always get told to "just bee urself and find another man xDDDD" or "just get a Grindr lol".
But it's not like that.
> It's going to be a year soon, since he ended our relationship.
STOP
T
O
P
No omegle thread? Lets change that. C'mon fags, get in.
>>25277942
>tfw chad out of nowhere
>TFW SO SHY, THAT I CANT EVEN START OR MAINTAIN A CONVERSATION
>>25277955
I JUST SAW HIM.
>Mfw chad is q qtqtqtqtqtqtq
>be me
>be a fembot
>having fun and living in bliss because my bf is here all christmas break
>feel sad that he has to go back to school soon and I'll be alone and miserable 80% of the time again
>>25277904
that's why there's anime and dildos
>>25277904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54eyij7IfI
>be me
>be a fembot
>bf breaks up with me because ive had 4732 partners before him
>have to find a new bf
why are men so shallow?
Hey brobots
I'm the guy that posted the thread the other night about asking a chubby girl out. If any of you anons remember?
Well I asked and she said yah
Holy shit I'm sweating bullets now guys. What the hell do I do now?
Didn't see the first post but just take her somewhere to eat, ask her if she wants to come over after.
you have sex with her, you stupid virgin
>>25277820
I can ask her to come back to my place on the first date?
we are just going for coffee
Am I truly a robot?
Or merely a normie without means?
>EXXX
you're a fucking normie
it's that easy
extroverted? normie
>>25277763
>extroverted
>am i a robot
fuck off retard
>ENxx
Nah you're OK
>ESxx
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you missed loli sandwich in your youth
why live
cummed
fasdfdas
>>25277699
That image makes it look pleasurable, but the actual logistics wouldn't really work out. The blonde girl's hips/left leg don't really have room to exist. That many torsos and legs trying to coordinate around a dick would be inweildy, awkward, and dangerous at best.
>>25277699
That's pretty gross and peso desu fampai
>tfw no parol hanging, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kamay washing, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>25277628
Your threads get more ridiculous every time I see them
>>25277628
what the actual duwende fuck
Fucking lol anon
Why do people like Yuno so much? Future Diary is absolute garbage. I don't get it.
quality of girl != quality of show
>>25277697
She is meh at best though. Inconsistent characterization, only moderately cute design. I don't get the appeal.
>>25277697
The show is garbage and the girl is even worse than the show.
You gotta be shitting in a diaper retarded to have enjoyed any of that garbage.
WAT thread
wat wat wat
>>25277282
Now shes gonna expect every guy she fucks to have that proportions
>>25277282
>children learning about chad thundercock early on
suicide methods post. pic related
>>25277151
Helium tank my man.
>>25277151
yes i think a helium tank is THE way to go for this kinda ish mac
>>25277151
Just drink a couple of bottles of nyquil and lower yourself into an ice bath. You'll freeze to death in your sleep.
Robots feed the evil wolf
>zen pencils
/co/ on suicide watch
>>25277041
>cuck pencils
OOOOOO cuckOOOO
>>25277041
Not all that profound m8 that comic is everywhere