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What's the thing you're more obsessed with than girl/boy relationships?
artficial intelligence and the growing role of technology in society
Drawing, animating, and telling stories.
>>29442894
eventual collapse of the modern first world due to unsustainable practices and a regression to localized agrarian societies
>tfw small penis
I never wanted this feel. I wish I able to be confident and like myself.
>tfw trap
>tfw no big dick bf
there is no worse feel
>>29442812
lower your standards faglord
>>29442830
My only standards are to have a big penis and not be fat.
Is it better to fight it or go fully hedonistic with it? getting further into it seems counter-intuitive but there is good clarity after you cum.
>>29442739
I've pondered this question myself many times.
Instead all I get is the "no fap" meme.
there is a path, which can be walked.
on this road are many things, fap and no-fap
neither are correct or false, merely labels, that fall away after we surpass them
diogenes recommended masturbation instead of abstinence
>last night, I had a dream about you
>I came, last night
>>29443774
>tumblr
get the fuck off my board faggot
>>29442652
and I still do.... even when I'm awake... all day... goodness for goodness sake...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
>>29442606
This is fucking disgusting, gay people are subhuman
i'm fine with the gays and bisexuals but it's the "asexuals" and "non binary genders" i have a issue with
>>29442606
>caring about faggots and faggotry
JUST purge them if you hate them so much
>tfw not a trap
Not an original comment
>posting Steph "EXPOSED" Curry after LeGod won one for Da Land
>ywn fuck Steph's boipussi
>>29443000
steph almost convinces me i could let a nigger fuck me
also chked
What goes through your mind when you see a white women in an interracial relationship?
That there is still hope for me
Just seems like evidence that confidence matters more to women than anything else, especially their kids resembling themselves.
>>29442601
As a brown guy, disgusted.
Hell I fell disgusted at all the white woman I fuck.
I feel disgusted at any interracial relationship. Have they no shame?
>(sorry for my english)
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
>someone wants to ERP on Omegle or Second Life
>they just say "Ooooooh" "aaaah" because they don't speak English
>don't excuse myself for my english
>someone calls me out
>call them a dumb american and proceed to list reasons why their country is less cultured than mine
Why do the Jews insist upon making us white males so beta
>I fap to traps almost exclusively Now.
>>29442517
>I'm gay
>It's all the Jews' fault
>>29442582
>this was meant to be posted on pol but he realised he would be cyberbullied into oblivion
>>29442582
I'm not gay, I'm attracted to feminimity
>talking to a woman on a dating site
>run out of things to talk about too soon
HELP ME
I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TALKING TO WOMEN
>>29442409
youre not really missing anything
i've listened involuntarily to normies couples talk and is damn boredom
really stupid pointless stuff
talk about anything, focu in whatever you notice the girl shows a bit of curiosity
>>29442474
Oh right, this is /r9k/.
Maybe I should ask this on a board where people interact with women who aren't their mothers.
>>29442409
When you're running out of things to talk about, there's only one thing you can do.
Just keep asking questions and let her talk. When she finishes one thing, ask about something else. Feign interest in all of it. Relate to her when you can, like if you actually can identify with what she's talking about. If you can't, just saying things like "uh huh, uh huh," or "go on," or "that's really interesting!" Things that will make her feel like you're listening to her, even if you aren't. Even if you ARE actually listening to her, you need to continuously say things like "uh huh" and nod your head, because it helps show them that you are listening in a tangible way and girls really love active listeners. Also, try to maintain fairly regular eye contact. You can wetten the panties of any woman by simply following these steps in conversation.
A genie appears to you and offers you the deal of a lifetime. He will create the qt gf of your dreams, perfectly tailored to your exact tastes and requirements, to love and cherish for the rest of your days. The catch? Once per month, for as long as you live, Tyrone will come to your house and facefuck qt while you are forced to watch. Your gf only submits to this due to the genie's spell, and she is otherwise perfectly loyal to you. Alternatively, you may choose to allow Tyrone to facefuck you while qt watches.
If you reject either option, then qt is kill, and the genies curses you to tfw no gf for the rest of your life. Choose wisely.
I choose the girl, allowing myself to get facefucked when the pain is too much to watch, and vice versa when it's too much for her.
But if she loves me it's a no-brainer
I reason with Tyrone, thereby ensuring freedom from facefuckery using straight up METTA WISDOM
After all, I am mooch beeger zan heem
>>29442433
No, no. Not so fast, Anon. The genie is wise to your mischief. He will not allow you to manipulate his minions. Tyrone has sold his volition to the genie in return for a collection of rare Jordan's and spinning rims, so he cannot be bargained with. What the genie says goes.
How did you come up with the money to get your audio equipment to make music?
bonus do you remember how your first set up was?
>when you're too hipster or /mu/
mommy and daddy
behringer 1222
cheapest mic wires at guitar center
120$ set of used drum mics
20$ mics
had guitar stuff already
garageband
selling drugs and studio time to rappers in my city. guess what city im from. and also ill post studio if interest
>tfw you discover 3g of cocaine in your jacket
What the fuck do I do
Do it or sell it faggot
>>29442428
I already had a bit to confirm my hunch, feels good man
Doing coke on your own is pretty pathetic
>>29442344
Sell it and profit. Why would you fuck up your life worse than what it already is
>tfw no pretty mommy to cuddle up to and suckle on when i get scared
I want to hear if anyone has a similar experience or story
>>29442339
Oepidus complex, if you're a grown man i have bad news for you.
Son you are of the retarded tribe.
>>29443040
it's weird, i feel like i have oepidus complex but not for my actual mother, for a woman who doesn't exist
i just want an sexy older woman to mother and nurture me, give me willy tickles and make the stickies come out ;_;
>get a girlfriend
>finally
>terrible mistake
>>29442257
What happened anon?
Respond preferably in green text.
>>29442275
>get gf
>she says she wants me to be her 'pet' and asks me to move in with her
>I hate living with my parents so I do
>live at gf's house
>clean, cook, etc. for her
>not allowed to work, not allowed to go outside without her, not allowed to have money
>a few times a week she brings over a different guy and has sex with him while she makes me watch
>still a KHV
>>29442341
wow, she must have been a bitch. I feel sorry for you OP.
