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>tfw you could be chad but youre afraid to feel sexual pleasure cause of associated guilt, shame and fear
I've lived long enough to realise 'if's' are bullshit. If you could've, you would've. I've been a neet for a long time, In the beginning i said to myself i could change my life around anytime i wanted, but when i do take myself seriously enough to try and change I realise how difficult it actually was. This realisation was the first step towards taking mself more seriously to do something with my life. And yes im still a huge failure.
>Got my bumhole fiddled with by my cousin's colon destroyer when I was a wee lad
>Participating in anything remotely sexual ends with me unintentionally blacking out the event, sometimes vomiting
>Only able to remember what happens before and after, and rarely nothing in between
>This has been going on for 4 fucking years now
I literally feel guilty about the events for a day, try to recall them two or three days later, and can't remember a fucking thing. It's like something switches inside. Nothing works either. Tried focusing on objects in the room, the time of day, or things like that.
It's fucking weird. Definitely have some neurological shit going on. Therapy didn't help either.
Pic unrelated.
>>29438744
ur a fool
>>29438786
OP here maybe you should read some Wilhelm Reich thats been helping me a lot.
Just cause someone has a few strange ideas doesn't mean he's a quack
Who has hemorrhoids here? Asshole is so ichy. I've been taking stuff for it and nothing works. I want to die.
everyone has haemorrhoids you idiot, its just that sometimes they become inflamed
>>29438516
I didn't know that. Sorry for being an idiot.
>>29438537
its fine, just dont let it happen again.
What are the pros and cons of dating a trans woman?
>>29438438
Pros: You will get AIDS
Cons: Everyone will tell you what a good person you are for being so progressive, but they will secretly think of you as being a closeted creep who couldn't get a real girlfriend.
>>29438438
Pros: you're dating someone
Cons: everyone will bother you about it...
Like seriously, it doesn't matter, if you're with someone you love what does it matter if they have a dick or not
>>29438438
Pros: you aren't jacking off
Cons: you are dating a mentally deranged man
whats taking her so long?
She isn't coming, Anon.
>Used to be Misaki and Satou rolled into one
>Now just a bitter Yamazaki
>>29438465
Then who will save me?
Why do so many guys send random dickpics? People have guessed before that they'd be happy if women randomly sent them pics, but since when have guys ever liked extreme close up vag pics in weird camera angles and bad lighting? Sure a lot are probably exhibitionists, but why do so many guys except a positive response?
>>29438426
Most guys are retarded and think flashing their junk is an effective method of attracting mates.
be honest:
any girls here even like dick pics?
>>29438426
Dudes are horny af so they only have to flash like 100 chicks to get 1 who wants to see their junk while they fap.
r8 my new feel sticker for my car
>>29438313
>mazda
are you a lesbian?
that is just as bad as wearing a meme shirt in public.
>>29438313
Absolute shit.
Eventually I'll get around to emailing the full version of pic related to some guy on /o/ who wants to produce and sell it.He's been waiting like three months.
I need to stop being lazy and tired...
Why are we the way we are? Only robots in this thread please.
Just b yourself faggot
O my friend we are all mere victims of circumstance
over protective single-mom sheltered syndrome reporting in
>tfw you steal the virginity of a submissive shy robot with your estrogenized boipucci.
>tfw putting on battle gear (cute panties) before the date
>>29438156
>tfw literally sad because it'll never happen to you
>tfw lewd threads and trap doujins make you hard but also make you very sad at because you are unwanted and uncute
Everyone on /r9k/ that says they have a high iq, in one pic.
>>29438046
I've got two
What if I have two or three of those and have excellent grades OP?
>>29438046
pic is me except
>actually had high grades(95%+ in all classes)
>didnt wear those stupid graphic tees
>Had no clue what MBTI was
>Wasnt a nice guy, didnt try to be nice, didnt even want to talk to girls
Have you ever felt attracted by a minor?
Im totally not the FBI.
Is it wrong that I'm chatting with a 17 year old girl online? She will turn 18 soon and I made it clear we can't meet until she does.
>>29438022
>Have you ever felt attracted by a minor?
Only while aroused.
nah not rly
Tell me about your latest s a d c u m.
What was your s a d d e s t c u m like?
>>29437957
Every cum I have is a sad cum. Every day, I have a sad cum. Sometimes twice a day. While Chad is making big cum, I am making sad cum.
>trying to go for a second orgasm in a row
>realize i feel numb af
>thank you jew penis
Seriously fuck being cut and the autists that think the cons of being cut outweigh the pros.
>>29438923
Most people who defend male genital mutilation simply do not understand the functions of the foreskin.
Glen Callendar can have multiple orgasms (with ejaculations) by stimulating the band of his foreskin
http://www.can-fap.net/preview/fundraiser_preview_multipleforegasm.shtml
Can most intact guys do this? Maybe not. But some can, and he proves it.
If he'd been cut he'd never know he would have had this ability to have multiple ridged band orgasms.
>New Ghostbusters movie is coming out
>The cast is all female
BITCHES RUIN EVERYTHING!!
>>29437922
>wahhh women have one action movie about them compared to the millions men have had
Cry harder, manbaby.
>>29437991
then why not make it a new movie instead of using beloved ghost busters?
>>29437991
Get the FUCK out reddit.
Originalcisscum
Would you date a mentally ill girl, robot?
What degree of craziness?
Depression? Borderline? Agoraphobic? Psychotic?
mentally ill = defective low quality bad genes
Only good for fucking suppose she's hot.
I'll try almost anything at this point, as long as shes not shitting herself or trying to murder me.
>>29437851
I sort of have, it's kind of a long story but the tldr of it is I ended up in a mental hospital for a couple of weeks, during that time I was banging a girl with BPD.
I don't get it, what does this mean?oreganopizza
>>29437831
hung like a horse
large dick
his pee pee is fun to wee wee on
Tell me what your life was like on this day 10 years ago. What would you have been doing that day?
Sitting on the computer all day, only watching Homestar Runner cartoons instead of going on chans and sulking in depression.
So it was just after my 19th birthday, I remember fapping to a lot of lolicon and shotacon back then, it was before loli was meme and before I even knew about 4chan, I guess it was kind of new.
I was probably happier than I am now, well not happy, just not as depressed and angry at the world as I am now.
The world still felt like a mystery and things still fascinated me, as I pieced together the world, in my mind.
Now I know what the world is really like, and I hate it.
>>29437926
Seeya in 6 years!
