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GOD WHAT THE FUCK! Is there one single fucking screen capture/recording program that isnt some fucking money grabbing scam piece of shit that doesnt work? fucking jesus christ they all either just straight up dont work or they want you to pay a subscription for the PROOO version. And if you dont get the PRooooo version than you have watermarks on the entire fucking screen and or the audio doesnt record or both or you can only record for 120 seconds jesus christ is there just 1 singular fucking program which isnt retarded as fuck holy fucking shit
print screen key
>>29439823
Im trying to record a video
>>29439794
OBS
oregano
When did you realize that 94.8736001214 is the most lonely number?
>most numbers have never ever been talked about, written down, or even acknowledged
>tfw numbers are like robots
>tfw I realize why I've always loved math, I can relate to the complexity and loneliness of numbers
>>29439772
>>tfw I realize why I've always loved math, I can relate to the complexity and loneliness of numbers
This is the cringiest post I've ever read. Stop being some popsci faggot and learn some real math.
t. Math grad.
>>29439772
>anthropomorphizing numbers
wew lad
>>29439772
>when you realize 94.8736001214 is the square root of 9001
What do you think is her favorite sex position?
>>29439757
Any recent photos?
Dick in mouth and butt simultaneously.
I'm going to say doggy style like almost every other woman.
I once actually asked a stripper why this is and she said it was because they get to feel it get in more
It's very simple normalfucks.
If you have EVER had a gf: leave
If not: Stay
>>29439727
No, we run the asylum now white boi.
>>29439727
Precisely this. Thank you, OP. Fucking normie threads "Hur dur I miss my ex I sure am a robot right guys?"
Does it count if my girlfriend lives inside my head? Do I still have to go?
>tfw no qt Dominican or Puerto Rican gf
maritza is best jailfu, daya is nasty
>>29439728
maritza is pretty damn hot, I'll give you that
she makes me sad that I don't have a qt Puerto Rican gf
>>29439771
oh wait so she's Puerto Rican on the show I think but Colombian in real life
>hey anon, have you seen your big sister's bra anywhere?
>>29439483
Why is she laying on those two bald men?
Her tits look kinda disgusting to be honest and she got that Hank Hill ass. Face is kinda nice, though.
>ywn have a qt sister that walks around half naked all the time
>swn give you a boob job when she feels guilty for making your dick diamonds
who else here /NEET/?
>tfw been a NEET for almost a month
>tfw college won't start for another two months
I don't think I'm gonna last much longer
>>29439458
gtfo, you know nothing about gloriouss NEETdom
same for me classes dont start until late august being NEET is quite boring
>>29439504
ThisPepe here is right.
How many of you were premature babies?
>>29439428
My twin sister was breach, which means they had to pull us out early.
I am not in my perfect form.
Premature. No autism, but rather avoidant personality disorder. Women weren't supposed to have children in their late 30s.
Not premature, but my mom had me in her late 30s. I was a C section at 10+ lbs.
Hey arch a nine, this is going to be a bit ranty, but my parents are forcing me to see a psychiatrist and be put on medication, but I don't need to. Yes, I have depression. No, it's not a chemical imbalance that I need to treat by taking pills that will give me erectile dysfunction and make me into a zombie. I am simply depressed because I have no one in my life. That simple. I have no friends. It is summertime and beautiful but I have no where to go, no one to be with. It would be weird to go to most places/activities alone as most of you are well aware. Magic pills won't fix that, it will just make my mental state worse. I even tried to compromise to them, telling them that I will see a psychologist, just to talk about my problems with no meds involved but they refused that. How the fuck can they just write off this branch of the field? How the fuck do they know that I need meds, when it is not chemical, just literally directly caused by being a failure. I live so unnaturally because I have no where to go, nothing to do, I can't take this on top of having to take meds along with it. I'd rather die than be forced to take meds like some kind of sick animal, when society is literally what caused this and now they will profit off of my misfortune by scamming my ignorant parents by selling them pills. Fuck. This makes me so mad. What do I do?
>>29439410
How old are you? If you're over 18 then they can't tell you to do shit. But damn man, get out there and meet people, if you have a hobby then find like-minded people, get a part-time job somewhere, socializ .
You sitting at home isn't helping you do anything and your parents are worried, you're on the internet instead of going out and enjoying yourself.
> It is summertime and beautiful
Go on a walk and get fresh air.
>>29439737
I am over 18, and while they can't force me to take them, they can force me to move out if I don't take them.
I do go on walks, but theres no point really, it only takes up a small part of the day.
>>29440649
get sugar pills to replace your meds when there not around and notify the authorities that you are being forced to take medication that could do more harm than good. If your taking medication that you don't need then your "psychologist" is scamming your parents out of money and you out of your health and can be arrested for this.
I would suggest doing that.
So this little guy showed up in my bathroom today... what the fuck do i do?
>>29439397
Is that the Easter Bunny?
>>29439397
Is that a towel?
>>29439397
it's a snek run op before you are kill
I know your gonna say then how u posting
But I'm using moms phone
I don't know how phonfags do it
It's been a week and no net no comp (it died)
I'm dying of withdrawal and boredom
I'm so broke I'm selling my bike for cash to buy desktop
>>29439390
it's ok
desktops are cheap
you're nowhere near a power user so a lame desktop will fit perfectly
can also buy a cheap netbook for your needs, it will spend less energy since you are so broke it might help in the medium/long run
>>29439390
Where'd you get the pic then? It has a 4chan file name.
>>29439556
Yeah but have to wait for some asshole to buy the bike then go find a deal this is taking forever just kill me f a m
/r9k/ edition
Let's do our best, girls!
>>29439368
This is a slide thread, tell OP it is a faggot and sage.
>girls
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You're a fucking monster. Please leave this board. Take this shit to /lgbt/ where there's at least one person who cares.
>>29439368
>tfw no stinky fat neet cock to plow my boipucci tonight.
I need to get a trip for you boys~
Why do you think you deserve to have a girlfriend?
>>29439309
Because I'm attractive
>>29439309
>implying I do
Is there an objective right to companionship or is it something only for the privileged few? If it's a relationship that'll result with offspring I believe that it should be a bit more stringent but if there's no child making it shouldn't be a big deal.
The over valuing of sex and putting women on a pedestal is doing nothing but hurting any chance of gender equality. No woman wants gender equality because they'd have to give up their privileges. I don't have a girlfriend because they can't see this simple truth and it infuriates me.
>be me
>have long beautiful hair
>be on a road trip w/ family
>stop at at gas station
>run into bathroom
>while finishing (washing hands) a state trooper walks in
> "oh excuse me ma'am"
>leaves restroom
> be 18 y/o male
>this happens to me at least twice a week
>>29439299
Cut your hair then.I have long hair too and this sometimes happens to me. It doesn't bother me at all though.
>>29439299
>not getting on your knees and sucking his cock like the cuck you are
>>29439299
become a trap then
What steps are you taking to make your NEET life better?
>Eating a balanced diet
>Going to bed early
>Learning Japanese
>Learning to draw
>Helping mummy around the house
>Trying to be less fussy/samey over food and clothes
>>29439283
I'm getting my GED so I can finally enroll in culinary school
>Run 45 minutes every morning
>Learn how to play the piano and how to produce music
That's pretty much it desu
>>29439283
>saving money
>getting fit
>starting to talk to girls in real life, at coffee houses and farmer's markets
