>go outside
>get itchy
>go back inside
>go outside
>sun touches skin
>sprint back to the safety of the basement
>>29444528
>go outside
>jerk off
>eat crisps
>meow at my neighbors kid
>run back inside
who /mischief/ here?
>go outside
>get sweaty and sticky
>go inside and take a long shower
So what did /r9k/ do after they graduated
>inb4 NEETS
>inb4 daddy gave me company
>>29444402
After high school I went to uni and became a nurse. After uni I got a job. Life is boring and I want out.inb4 suffer normie
Traveled/interned for about two years until I got a job
>>29444402
I got a summer job and then went to uni
>anon, you're not going to Ghostbusters? You're not one of THOSE kind of guys, are you....?
>>29444345
No! Why the fuck are you even asking this?
>>29444345
WTF?
is that ashley?
>>29444345
yeah i am
the no singles policy will prevent me from seeing any movie at the theater
Hey anon, I dont really say goodnight to you but good evening/night and I hope you sleep well! Ill stick around for a bit so... does anyone wanna play mh cross demo?
>>29444263
>tfw can't get into MH4
>>29444263
the individual in the OP only has 4 suscribers. he runs a youtube channel where he call his fans "anon" even though he has only 4 subscribers.
Is this Steve Roggenbuck?
I NEED SOME DANK ASS MEMES ASAP. THIS IS THE MEME EXCHANGE, COME BARTER YOUR PRECIOUS MEMES HERE FOLKS!
WE NEED MEMES IN THIS BITCH
NOCE MEME HERE
DONT FAIL ME NOW R9K
At what point did everything change for the worse? I'd say either pic related or Obama.
>>29444112
>1876
It was all down hill from there.
When the US government allowed the kikes to install the Federal Reserve
>>29444112
The pendulum has been swinging the wrong way for at least a hundred years, but it finally hit the other side under Obama.
Dubs ascend to a higher realm of existence.
I already did, peasants.
>>29444084
Choo choo choo
>>29444084
Please me god.
>tfw no emotional, sexual, or financial bf
>>29444039
You must be insanely fat/ugly for that to be possible.
>>29444039
You've got a sea of betas right here to pick from, OP.
Fuck off and die, melodramatic succubus.
Do you hurt yourselves, robots?
I don't slice my wrists but I just cut my knuckles with a knife and applied alcohol lotion to it. Feels good, man.
Pic related.
I've always wanted to do wall punching, but I worry that it would fuck up your knuckle joints later in life or give you arthritis or something.
>>29444238
Yeah it really does
I already have old man hands from it
>>29444238
Punch something softer then. Punching trees and bushes is not as hard as hitting a wall, but since they have sticks and stems they will fuck up the skin of your knuckles just as much and you can bleed from it. It's like you fought with a cat.
The results are there robots its a little over 100 votes now the last ones came in a rush but they dont really matter either way because the results are CLEAR
nonvirgins are eternally BTFO
say it with me robots nonvirgins are by no means robots
we settled it once and for all and this thread will be binding until the end of /r9k/
its a glorious day elliot would be proud of us
I'm still going to be here faggot
t. non virgin
>>29444045
Whatever you say Chad.
>>29444045
blabber whatever you want you leprous nonrobot
do you think women are aware that they are being lewd when they show their feet in public?
>>29443993
Of course. They wouldn't get pedicures and paint their nails if they didn't want men looking at their feet.
>>29443993
I'd say the majority are aware that feet are sexualized. Why else would pedicures and "sexy high heels" be a thing?
>>29443993
Nice thumbnail, asshole, I can't jack off to a picture for ants.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the nest tomorrow.
Cowbird did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>29443914
>Cowbird thread
God this literally has become a meme hasn't it?
Fuck off cowbird shill
What would you do if you woke up one day and realized you had transformed into a nigger?
go on welfare and become the ultimate neet
use my minority status to my benefit.
Hang self from nearest tree
is it that easy to get a bp to orgasm? that's like 3 inches in at most
>>29443669
it's exhausting if you don't have a toy or something
Its ridiculously hard to orgams from buttpenetration alone.
>>29443786
we're talking about bp here, not roasties
Has anyone noticed a sharp rise in "men" being jealous? Like mad at men who look better, have more money or whatever? More than before? Am I imagining it or is it a trend?
>>29443662
>anecdotal evidence
>trend
>>29443662
no, you're not imagining it, it's mostly feminized boyhairs
I can confirm it. I'm suffering from a special type of jealousy where I don't want the other person to lose what they have, but it makes me feel like shit and I want to die.