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What is a good strategy of sneaking into college?
I like the idea of taking classes, both to meet people, and possibly learn new things, but I don't want to blow tons of money for a degree i don't care about.
Has anyone pulled off something like this? I just want to be able to show up to classes, hang out, not do any homework, and stay under the radar so I don't get caught, but still manage to have somewhat of a college social life.
You'll be noticed the minute you try to enter a class that isn't a massive lecture hall. Professors can usually tell who doesn't belong just by taking attendance.
Literally just show up, the professors don't care and a lot of home work is turned in online
Tell them you're an auditor who was told that sitting in on classes was okay by the administration unless explicitly denied by the instructor. You won't have to do any assignments and you aren't obligated to show up if you don't feel like it
I just had the most intense orgasm, after edging for 45 minutes. The kleenex I used for this session is fucking drenched. Does anyone else here practice edging for enhanced orgasm? Or are you one of those obese failures who masturbates for 30 seconds and then drips out a little bit of cum to finish?
>>29446824
edging doesn't not work for me
in fact, nothing does anymore i think I've just abused my fap privileges too much imagination is 95% of what gets me off rather than actual pleaser or sensational feeling
spent over an hour jackin it, dick got scared and lotion just dosent work for me. damn. gone are the days where just looking up "boobs" turned my dick into diamonds, all thats left to do now is wired shit i'm only degenerating at this point.
>Or are you one of those obese failures who masturbates for 30 seconds and then drips out a little bit of cum to finish?
Guilty as charged
>>29446824
I lickle to tickle the frenulum for few minutes before i start fapping senpai
>do you guys ever forget to eat while you're fucking depressed because you're always closed in your room by the computer and time feels like a fucking illusion
I often sink hours into video games or anime without recognizing that I'm growing very hungry. But I think that is different from what OP is talking about.
I do, but I'm not depressed just yet.
All the time.
Blackout curtains and no ceiling lights in the house help, too.
What music does a Chad listen to /r9k/?
My votes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbRikt1bJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4EmxvQSpfA'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRnMfZyYrw
>>29446782
Nah dude this is total robot music. Especially Marky mark
>>29446782
Pop
desudesu
>>29446782
Probably hip hop.
>currently prevailing ideology asserts that "women are just as good as men and basically the same"
>they are empirically NOT
How much longer can this go on?
Only until you die then you can know peace.
>>29446735
Until the cuck hoards collapse western civilization.
>>29446735
>How much longer can this go on?
til people realize the "we're all the same" does not mean literally, it only means "we're all conscious beings capable of free thought and making our own decisions". everything else, we are all different.
really don't know why people get confused about this. obviously we are not all the same, the only way we are the same is in our conscious and nothing else. and even that differs from person to person, so I guess really we aren't the same at all.
where are my blackbots at?
>>29446708
prison /thread
>>29446708
Swayin in the wind, last I saw
any black trap lovers here? I get the feeling blackbots are really into his shit.
Why are blankets associated with NEETs?
It's a metaphor for the mental shield they put up to protect themselves from reality
Blankets are comfy, and NEETS strive to achieve maximum comfort.
>>29446643
Because I have one on me right now.
Anyone else notice whites have been getting btfo on social media?
Fair trade-off for not getting btfo in real all throughout history, im jelly desu.
>>29446625
whites are being booted out.
they are getting blamed for the upper class's tyranny and of course the retarded brown animals eat that up.
it's genocide
>>29446625
>btfo on social media
How will we ever recover
==/depression&suicide/central==
Post pictures and songs related, no positive garbage allowed here.
I know I'm not original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgchdFYUd_s
English lyrics here, because the old subbed version was removed
https://atashi.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/d-c-ii-s-s-da-capo-ii-second-season-insert-song-kienaide/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nSkEWl8w0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_cFCdxTG_g
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWooB4tpQ9I
>spent 270 dollars on pic related
>no girl has asked me out yet , or even yet to compliment me
>finally caved in and asked mom to smell me and what she thinks
>said it was nice and I smell like a cute little candle
I fell for the perfume jew
Any fragrance you were to buy and wear would only guarantee compliments if you weregood looking
As long as you like it you should be happy, but you're a faggot that needs validation from others to justify anything in your life.
>>29446572
>Brought pic related.
>Wore it to club.Normie REEEEE
>Zero compliments.
>Started to dance.
>No fucks given.
>Zero response.
>Went up to girls.
>Not interested.
I know that feel brother.
If only you could buy a personality for $270.
>At uni
>These chads knock on your door
>Hey anon why don't you come and play madden in the lobby with us you're always in your room
What do?
>>29446444
Go and play with them.
>>29446444
shut my door without speaking
>>29446444
>madden
the popular chad vidyagaem in my dorm was fifa
>ask girl-friend to be gf
>She says no
>She's currently mad that I don't talk to her anymore
How do I respond?
She has no qt female friends either.
Of course she's mad. She's under the impression that you were her friend only because you wanted to fuck and be her boyfriend. How is this hard to understand? You don't just ignore and leave someone when they refuse to suck your dick.
>>29446459
>being in a relationship = getting your dick sucked
oh ok then.
>>29446534
Someone post the image. You know the one.
Honestly, how often do you brush your teeth?
I got lazy for a while and started to only brush in the mornings. Kind of concerned it might have had an effect over that period but I can't afford dental checkups.
Usually twice a day. Sometimes once. I also floss and sometimes fluoride rinse before bed.
I used to not take good care of my teeth and it was very expensive.
>>29446386
Once a month, maybe. No point.
>>29446450
jesus christ are you serious
I think a lot about different countries and races in recent time. Like..what do people think when they hear where you are from? And what race does preffer another race? Do white woman really like blacks and sandniggers that much? What about asians?
For me personally, I start to have a weird obsession with japan. It's like the girl you'd love to fuck but you know she's out of your league. I think the japanese are fascinating, but I wouldn't be able to keep up with their work and social spirit. So I just read more about them but I'd never be able to live there. It makes me feel like shit too because I feel like everyone loves them. They are so popular and have a huge cultural influence in the west. You will never be good enough to be loved by a japanese girl.
You were that kid in highschool who obsessed over Japanese shit and watched way too much anime to the point of walking/talking like an anime character weren't you?
>>29446546
No, interestingly enough not at all. I don't like anime. I also don't let anyone know about my interest for the country because everyone will think you're just some cringy weeb.
>>29446355
>tfw you know exactly what song this is by the lyrics
Do you guys explore the deep web?
Been thinking to might order drugs from silkroad 2.0.
Other than that I have no interest what's there.
>>29446396
>where's my cup holder
tfw
>>29446336
I only ever used it for cp because besides illegal firearms, drugs and porn there is fuck all interesting on the deepweb
