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/gfd/ thread too i guess
what would you and your mistress do together?
>>29449866
I don't think plain femdom and gfd can coexist in the same thread, honestly
I miss the gfd generals though
shortest night of the year
>>29450168
>plain femdom and gfd can coexist in the same thread
why not? it's worked okay before
About a month ago I tried to an hero but was stopped by a police officer (will tell full story if this thread gets replies) and now I'm getting psychiatric treatment. My normie facade is falling down and I feel like shit.
So, who here has attempted suicide and failed miserably like with everything else you've tried?
>>29449833
>attempted suicide
Not me. Too afraid of the shame and the internment if I fail. What is it like? Are they helping you?
>>29449833
Greentext it plz.
Also, how do you even fail at dying?
>>29449833
Greentext your story please anon
Post tomokos
Cebruzposting countl, right?
>>29449787
Yaaawn
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>>29449745
I've got a reasonably large Tomoko folder. Will start dumping. 1/n
When did you realize you were 'different' or 'weird'?
When I got called weird in 8th grade
just now when i jacked off tot his pic
When the only girls who had crushes on me were the weird smelly ones.
I WANT FUCKING OPIATES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29449672
Just go buy heroin you sperg
you should eat more onions
really
>>29449672
Tfw no oxymorphone
Post pics, audio, and gif files, or whatever makes you feel comfy. Let's get together like a sad little family. Tell comfy stories and share poetry. As long as it's comfy, go for it.
Comfy music thread is also here
>>29448224
>>29449670
I'll contribute a little to start.
Its pretty comfy weather outside too, just rained and the sky looks cool.
>>29449670
Here's a comfy rock song to set the mood as well.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujk8Pg32I4Unobody was a bigger weeb than Rivers Cuomo
>>29449670
Al women are sluts, the west gets overrun by mudslimes and your wife's children will get forcefully transitioned for hatecrimes. There is no hope in the world
What are you doing to escape the robot?
Ive applied for a job (full time) which should be a great first step
I smoke weed and play video games and masturbate
Its really all stimulation I need in life
>>29449637
Why would you want to escape? It's great here!
nothing, being total degenerate NEET and have no motivation to change
Look at all this shit going on in the world right now. I've been trying to get into politics and news lately with an unbiased eye.
There's just so much to absorb though, and I don't have much precedent as it is.
I mean look at these videos and how intricate they are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgX0uiChHrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-vp-_XHRlA
I'm somehow supposed to know about military news, my own country's issues and news, international politics, existing borders, and then somehow keep up with my own hobbies.
How the fuck do yurofags do it? Every single person living in europe seems to know every single thing that goes on along with heavy background knowledge like the U.S.'s involvement with the Chilean dictator in the 1980s (or was it the 70s)
Where do I start? Ho do I learn and retain all of this?
>>29449611
amazing how news coverage can warp the mind of this naives yanks.
OP there's nothing you can do to improve your situation if you only consume news in english language.
>>29449697
Sorry. I can only read english and a decent bit of french and japanese. Not enough to read news though
The only people that actually know about politics are the people genuinely interested/paid to be interested. Most other people either go of what they've heard via work of mouth or just completely make shit up.
>wake up
>stilI alive
Every fucking day I have to deal with this shit. I never asked for it, yet here I fucking am, too much of a bitch to kill myself.
Because you're young and have hormones and neurotransmitters flying around everywhere is my guess. Probably under the age of 24. It'll get better as hopeless as that sounds. But it will. For most people anyway
>>29449602
youre being cucked by your bodies instinctual will to live m8
Tell me /r9k/, how often do you shower? I just realized I haven't showered since Saturday. I honestly don't care enough to change that.
>>29449520
Everyday or else I start to get acne.
>>29449520
I somehow manage to do it at least every other day. I don't like being dirty but it feels so pointless.
Sometimes it gets up to 3 days. When i was super into games i went over two weeks but my sweat started hurting (smelled of acetic acid)
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: [YouTube] THE RABBOT REPUBLIC ANTHEM (embed)
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/ASdlPWbgtMGo
Yura pls be my gf
Warning: There are some child rapists in this chat.
Very /comfy/ shit desu senpai
Dont mind if I do, friends!
Post only the most mind boggling Terrors of humanity that you can find.
Something that wounds the soul
Summer with you4
Bunsen Burner333
>h-hey anon-kun, I heard you were looking for a gf... m-maybe I could be your gf? I'll be loyal forever because I'm insecure about my disfigured face, please just love me anon-kun...
im sure there are plenty of blind men looking for gf's, dont sweat it
>>29449396
>bullying me about my burns
*cries*
I don't know...
Is the ass fat?
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in! Orbiting permitted.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the Iower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
Queue anything music related you want.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Drag & drop into chat box or copy+paste image link with the file type at end, ex: http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1437598602483.jpg
Need at least 100 dubs to post images.
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the Iulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
dont know what to type but i wanna bump anyway
Stop spamming the board with your normie online social gatherings.
>>29449667
Out of all the shit things on this board you complain about this
Retailcuck thread. Fast-foodcucks also welcome.
>tfw everybody thinks they're a comedian
>tfw EVERY fucking customer thinks they have to tell a joke
>tfw forcing out another fake laugh as part of your soul withers away
>Lol I only came in here for 3 things :^)
I just got promoted from cart boy to cashier and its alright
I always thought the customer jokes were exaggerated but damn I've been here for 3 days and I've heard these like 5 times each
>torn up or wet label won't scan
>if it doesn't scan on the 3rd time it's free right haha :)))))
>HI, did you find everything you needed today
>AND MORE!!!!!!!! :))))
>Chip or no chip?
>Oh thank god, I just hate these new chip cards!
>I never know whether to slide or insert anymore!
>Every place is different! Ha ha!
literally every other customer
