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Who else /Half-Asian/ here? Original
>>29449216
half Asians will be the new master race
I hope to move to japan, impregnate many of the women and spawn some more into the world
>>29449216
I'm not, but hopefully my future children will be.
I know you're only half, and it's probably presumptuous of me to assume you'd know such a generalized question,
But are there Asian guys attracted to white women?
I usually only see Wm/Af couples.
>>29449216
im native american in southamerica
yeah yeah im shitskin blah blah
and i look like a brown ayy lmao
also im ugly as fuck
>>29449316
good luck with that but japanese are racist as fuck
>tfw I can masturbate to traps and regular women interchangeably
>tfw god tier
for now
don't blame r9k when the line gets blurred and you can't tell the difference
>>29449151
That's pretty fucking normal mate.
>tfw can masturbate to literally all types of people
>anorexic women, obese women, masculine women, feminine men, muscular men, old dudes, lard-asses, trannies, etc
I am the fap god, nothing can stop me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trEORKT943Q&user=Kent
An autistic 5'2 black manlet can get a girlfriend, but Elliot couldn't? I can't?
It's not fair. You can be an autistic manlet, but as long as you're black, then some girl will settle for you. There's no hope for autistic manlets like me and Elliot if you're white or Asian.
IT'S NOT FAIR
2Short fucked 20,000 bitches, remember that.
he really did it? congrats i guess. he is still mad as a hatter.
wait is this an online thing? i don't have the time to watch through his whole video.
his mannerisms are indistinguishable from regular blacks
Be honest please
I think I'm a 3-4/10 on a VERY good day.
>>29449094
8/10
shave.
origano
>>29449094fuck off Chad
Yeah, you're a 3, maybe even a 2
>>29449094
your retarded hipster faggot cut isnt helping
Whats your fetish /r9k/ ?
How achievable is it?
Have you achieved it before?
>>29449060
>Whats your fetish /r9k/ ?
Scat
>How achievable is it?
Theoretically achievable. I could indulge in it myself, and I'm tempted tonot smearing or eating of course.
>Have you achieved it before?
No.
>>29449333
Huh, what about scat is so attractive to you?
>>29449377
By saying this I am going to kill the thread, probably, but,pretty much everything. I love how a thick one feels coming out, I've ejaculated several times because it hits the right spot. Due to always shitting before anal masturbation, I've come to associate the smell with arousal--at least my own I find to have a pleasant and erotic stench. I love the way they look, too, so much so that they're as sexual to me as dicks/boobs/butts are. I badly need help but I'm not sure how to reverse this.
Ive always wondered...
who draws these pepes?
who sits down and thinks...
"i need to draw a new variation of pepe"
I love pepe, but I would never draw him myself.
>>29448951
>someone starts collecting
>wants more
>lightbulb
>creates their own
that's the process I went through, at least.
>>29448951
I'm always so jealous of people who can draw, it seems like a superpower to me. I can barely draw a stick figure and can't even imagine detailed visual imagery in my mind.
>>29448951
only 1% of people contribute. There's probably only 5 or 6 guys making all of them.
When even he couldn't get a gf, what fucking hope do we have?
>>29448950
>newton couldn't get a gf
he was gay
>>29449160
Nope. Brilliant men are never gay, its a kike meme. The supposedly "brilliant" gay men that kikes like you advertise are mid-level brilliant people only famous because kikes shill them in movies and on tv.
>>29449828
This, all gay geniuses end up killing themselves.
Have you ever had a frightening experience with a psychopath/serial killer/torturer?
Tell us your story
Bump, i really wanna here some stories. For now have this greentext.
>>29448925
I have, things got spooky as fug when the anon started to stalk me and my friends
>>29448925
said some fuged up shid too about making depressed ppl killing themselfs
I made one of these threads a while ago.
Head to underviewed.com
Bring back a video with anywhere between 0 to a few hundred views.
I found this:
https://youtu.be/k440KZ6bZ9M
https://youtu.be/9-sQrO_kB7U
ULTRA RARE
https://youtu.be/9htuHwp-e7s
pls respond
this one is a cluster fuck
>>29448862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=37&v=PesOQyEMJE0
I dont know what this is but its the only thing ive found so far worth posting
Fucking shit tests. If women didn't have vaginas I wouldn't bother with them.
You waited 5 hours to reply to her greeting. I'd have given up too.
>>29448515
Well fuck, I have things to do. I can't always be talking to her.
>>29448481
she's basically asking for your dick, you retard.
Do you think he'll make it?
>>29448415
Make it in what way? If you mean become a productive, self-sufficient member of society with a job, then I think he'll be fine. If you mean get a gf, then I don't see it happening for him. I've been following him for a few years now, and it seems as though he's too set in his ways to make the changes necessary for that. It sucks to say, but wearing baggy as fuck suits and putting litres of grease into your hair every day isn't going to be attractive to the majority of girls his age.
>>29448415
Reviewbrah is redpilled? Damn, I like him even more now.
>>29448415
Reviewbrah is our leader
Hero 4chan needs
>can't sleep because horny
>too sleepy to jerk off
Anyone else know this suffering?
>>29448413
iktf but then I force myself to start masturbating and I get into it pretty quickly
>>29448457
>force myselfW-what if it's difficult for me to maintain an erection when tired?
>>29448548
dunno, I just play with a half chub, find some porn and he wakes up eventually. gotta get in the right mindset first I guess
list your dick size and your thoughts on it
smol
doesn't bother me a bit
5.9x5.3
So close, and yet, so far.
>>29448409
5 fucking inches
Well i'll never use it anyway
Why don't women ever stop you when you rape them?
I knew a girl who got "raped".
She said she didn't try to stop him because she was scared he would kill her.
>>29448540
I could imagine real situations like that. Where the only way to avoid violence was to pretend it was OK.
But still, "regret" rape accusations are real and the definition of rape is getting way too ambiguous. This is worrying to me because I could imagine women regretting having sex with me kek.
>>29448540
who else thinks that excuse is totally legitimate
A guy in my class is very effeminate and girly like. He knows I'm a virgin and very shy with girls and likes to tease me about it.
The other night he came knocking at my dorm's door wearing a wig, makup and even a dress. I didn't recognize him and kind of sperged out thinking it was a girl from my class that I didn't recognize.
All whored up he asked me to help him clean his room and do a bunch of chores for him. Me being a fucking beta loser and thinking it really was a girl from my class of course I did everything like a disgusting cuck.
Anyway after I did he revealed himself and I tried to play it off like I knew it was him but of course he knew I was lying.
I feel so disgusted and ashamed that I was attracted to him. He keeps sending me messages calling me cutie and stuff to embarass me.
How should I get back at him ?
there's only one way: fuck him in the ass
>>29448359
hahaha oh man can you imagine if you posted pictures of him hahahaha that would be such a prank lmao you should do it rofl it would get back at him
>>29448359
fuck his bucci what are you waiting for?
