Is there a way for you to become a emotional hobo?
I'm asking this because I realized other day that in a lot of times in my life a girl had gave me a small favor for pity, examples:
>My first kiss was because a girl from my school said that if it wasn't with her i would never kiss someone
>The first time I saw and touched a naked lady was in a travel to the beach because she had pity of my way
>Once in a birthday a friend said that I could cuddle with her and watch...
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>>29450727
Sorry friend, but no.
I have been in similar situations I guess, not that extreme, but yeah, some girls do offer themselves out of pity.
If I had to give you some short of advice I would say that it isn't worth the humiliation. Tell them to fuck off. They do it to make themselves feel better, not because they care about you at all.
To be honest, I would rather pay a prostitute to teach me what I've been missing. They don't care either.
>>29451115
It was more a hypothetical question, i'm not looking for it, just realized that it happens somehow.
And well, I think almost everything is to make yourself feel better, even traditional relationships...nobody is a saint
>>29451420
I guess you are right about that. But even if we only look for what's best for ourselves there are better and worse ways to do so. I don't know why, but when you described your experiences I tried to imagine the converations you had with these girls before those things happened and how sad it must have been to be offered such favors and, even worst, accepting.
I'm not judging, we all have done sad shit. It just pisses me off how girls really believe that such conducts are helpful in anyway....
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>youtube video begins with "whats up guys"
>>29450714
that's not as bad as "what is up guys"
Hey what's up guys, kickin it out here in Long Beach.
>>29450786
And today I wanna talk to you about
Shitty job thread
Any stories of jobs you hate or hated?
>>29450680
i wish i could share but im trying to get a job but no one will have me
i guess that is a story in and of itself
>>29450680
i work part time for an IT company. I work whenever they summon me wherever they want me within a 60 mile radius. It kinda sucks. I'm happy when I'm not working and will generally do a shitty job when I do work. Fuck cable management.
i worked at a dry cleaners for a bit taking in clothes and stuff like 8 years ago. it was brain dead work, absolutely miserable in the summer due to all those steam press machines, and there was always some fucking problem with missing clothes. basically everyone cleaning the clothes in the back were a bunch of illegal mexicans that could barely speak english, so trying to figure out what they did with certain clothing was a nightmare unless this one girl was there that could translate. i don't know how those guys stood there for 10 hours using those steam machines in the...
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So I'm attending a group for singles to go dating.
And on the list, there's a group of girls who are all going with their boyfriends.
WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN DO THIS SHIT? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN?
Last year, I had 10 women in a row all say they had a boyfriend, AT A DATING EVENT!?!?
Call them out for being degenerates. Be alpha
>>29450674
They're obviously looking for a #3 :^)
>>29450674
JUST FOR FRIENDS LOL JUST LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS
This is /pol/ reporting in. This is a call to action, a plea for assistance from our brothers at /r9k/.
Help us shitpost until our comments can no longer be deleted, and raise the dislikes bar to 200,000 and beyond. This filth cannot be fought by one board alone. We need your help, /r9k/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
I only hate dykes, fags and trannies are irrelevant to me.
>>29450520
99% of /r9k/ is already on /pol/, you're not going to get many new people to do this here. Try /lgbt/, they probably have enough self-hating fags to help you.
>>29450520
Try /VP/
Is it still considered getting cucked if it involves your identical twin brother?
yes it does cuck
I feel so sorry for you, you autistic little man.
>>29450499
If anything it's worse cause you look pretty much the same. It means he's a better person then you not just some sluts being shallow over looks like usual.
Would you date a girl who's a pussy virgin but a buttslut? never had her pussy fucked but chad and tyrone fat cocks have turned her asshole into a fleshy cupholder
r9k should invent a word for a torn up used and abused female anus, we already have roastie for destroyed pussies, why don't we have one for the butt hole?
knew a girl like that in college. she wanted to save the puss for her husband
>>29450493
see, but like why make this thread? It seems pretty unrealistic, why give us robots anxiety from pondering it?
kek, why do white people age like shit?
>>29450486
This meme isn't very clear.
Black women and white women both age like shit for one.
"Latina" women that age well are just Mediterranean women, either southern euros or northern African arabs.
Southeast Asian women age like shit, only Korean, Manchu Chinese and Japanese women age well.
>latina women
>aging well
They all turn into short fat grannys when they're like 30
>>29450524
Nah, my carribbean family is all in their 50s and they all look very young. Latinas age well
Mexicans (Mayans) don't
What can I do to make my boyfriend more open with his emotions?
I really wish he wasn't so stoic all the time and would tell me what's wrong.
>>29450465
suck that nigga dick he'll tell you anything
I don't know if this works the same for gays like you, but roasties tend to lose interest in a man once he opens up to them.
>>29450500
I can't speak for most women. But I love it when a guy shows his emotions. It shows a human side of him
Let's discuss how only men think that ripped swolefags are the pinnacle of male attractiveness and women actually prefer femme boys.
Is this a more achievable standard of beauty? Do men really bulk up for women or are they trying to impress other men?
http://awesomescience.us/do-women-like-pretty-boys-or-manly-men
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1380265/Men-feminine-faces-likely-hit-women.html
/fit/ here
The average normie lifts either to impress women or intimidate and gain the respect of his fellow men.
Femme boy is not a more achievable standard of beauty because it is more reliant on facial aesthetics than the idea of a 'swole' male, which relies more on the look of the entire body. The appeal of 'swolefag' is that no matter who you are, anybody can get swole if they put enough time into lifting. The achievability of 'pretty boy' aesthetic is dependent on your genetics mostly.
you're missing the part about girls preferring masculine muscular chads while they're ovulating, OP
and it doesn't matter that she prefers feminine pretty fuccbois to take care of chad's kids anyway, she will only take 9+/10 chads or fuccbois to begin with
>>29450464
Muscular Chad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuck boy
>Hey anon, I heard you're still a virgin... maybe I can help you with that?
>>29450455
>I'll help you... anon, listen to me! BE YOURSELF.
>>29450455
>>Hey anon, I heard you're still a virgin... maybe I can help you with that?
this is how someone would lose it in a disney movie.
>believing the disney love lies
Kk.
*unzips fly. 4 inch erect penis emerges with almost equal length pubic hairs*
Is it possible to make a triangle out of tetris pieces?
either like pic related or one with a wide base and two sides
Did u just answer ur own question?
>>29450725
No i don't believe i have.
>>29450913
A right triangle or an equilateral?
Slowly starting to accept that I would be happier if I succumbed to the faggot within and gave into my desire to seek girly men instead of wasting any more time trying to court women. I mean, fuck it, right? I don't really know what's stopping me. It's not culturally unacceptable to be openly gay. Might as well stop bullshitting myself, right?
Trap GFs are a meme. Traps get with other traps or with Chad you fucking retard. "HURR DURR WHY DON U HAB A TRAP GF WITH THEIR PURE BOYPUSSY?"
The reason people don't have a Trap GF is because:
1. Traps (read: MTFs) make up all of about 0.25% of the US population AT BEST. What does this mean? It means your odds of finding one in real fucking life unless you live in Seattle, New York, or a similar major metro area are NEAR ZERO. On the slim chance you do find one outside of some LGBT mecca, you will find just that: ONE.
2. Fucking protip: Most...
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Good goy senpai
This honestly... too bad girly men don't want me either. Just as hard as women.
Ask a 21 year old black guy with an adopted Korean sister anything
People have always been very surprised irl when they find out, so maybe if I talk about it here I'll be better prepared to deal with thatplease for god's sake no bully
Have you BLACKED her, senpai?
Post pics of your sister senpai
>>29450420
No, incest is wrong.
>>29450434
Posting pics of my family members on a board full of normalfags who are on Facebook right now would be a bit silly, but I'd be happy to describe her appearance.
I heard it in this song called "All in my Head"
>https://m.youtube.com/results?q=all%20in%20my%20head%20fifth%20harmony&sm=1
>>29450366
Yeah it means to show off
Don't act like you don't know that though
>>29450382
"Flex with you"
>>29450366
Man, is this stupid or what. This is just as good as saying, "I'll give you the address where you can come murder me and your cheating cunt gf."