Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2256. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2256. page
I actively seek older chubby gay men and fuck them. I've had non-penetrative sex with over 50 guys. AMA.
>>28937958
how much AIDS do you carry?
Is pic related something you'd consider "chubby"?
>>28938421
follow-up question.
If that thing in your pic is "chubby," what stands for "morbidly obese?"
>>28937958
>non-penetrative sex
so you've never had sex? Lol
I see too many people here who think they're stuck where they are.
r9k, let me give you some advice:
You have to power within you to change your circumstance. It won't be easy and it's not some one time dramatic action that you will brave and fight through and once completed your life will be changed for the better.
Rather it will likely be a set of daily tasks and tedious labor, whatever form that might take on, that will you will slowly walk through until you get to the the place you want to be.
Once there, you will still have tedious chores to push through to maintain the life you are now in. It might be a new set of tasks, but the work doesn't stop once you get to place you want to be at.
If you say that it is too hard then you have made your choice. You would rather choose to be a miserable NEET than living the life you say you wish you had.
>>28937954
>adam lanza
holy kek lmao
Fuck your thread but i gotta bent.
Two more days,if i dont get this job i will kill myself. So fucking tired of this shit
>adam lanza
anyone who says he did it is delusional
im not even a gunfag, just can recognize all the problems with the official story
KEK...Which one of you brobots made this.
>>28937940
wouId 2bh
>>28937940
would 2bh
>>28937940
I don't get it
What's /r9k/ about this?
What you guys lookin' forward to this year?
zero time dilemma, p5 and smt 4 apocalypse
>>28937876
none of them
I look forward to the sweet release of death
>>28937876
Why is Dark Souls up there?
What does "t." mean in the end of posts like this:
>>BF3 was great tho
>
>t.first bf was bad company
I have tried googling it but i got no good results. Pls help.
finnish for regards.
regards, memepro
t. memepro
It's a finnish thing, like spurdo.
>>28937890
>>28937894
Thank you. So why do people use it? Where did it come from?
Tell me your problems, I'll give you outside advice, I won't be a troll or tell you that you have cancer or any of that shit; but I will be honest.
picture unrelated
>>28937821
bump for people who need advice. I'm pretty normal; have a job and a pregnant wife, do well for myself, a home, etc.
How do I fuck a qt trap?
I have a pregnancy fetish and will never fuck a pregnant girl. Help
Why are cam-whoer orbiters so toxic?
Insult their precious little whoer ONCE and they stalk/harass you for days on end
>>28937804
omg is that her bf?
>>28937804
>that overbite
lmao
>>28937804
Who that witCh lookin motherfucker eww
What did you look like when you were 18?
>>28937789
>grew 2 whole inches past 18
l-lads is there hope?
>>28937789
>less scars
>more teeth
>more conductive brain
>skinnyfat
>bad posture
>ugly clothes
>autist
10 years later and now all of those are kinda better.
>tfw summer
>tfw too hot
>tfw bright sun
Who's excited for September-March?
>>28937764
how hot is it where you are?
>>28938161
It's getting damn near 85. For me that's unbearable. Once the middle of summer shows up it'll be 95+. But when fall and winter get here it'll be below 32F.
>>28937764
>85
shit man its hitting 68 hear and im roasting its 50 at night atm and ive got my fan on.
>GF playing Overwatch with friends
>Just started it not ranked match or anything, game you can just quit whenever
>Decide to get kinky and eat her out while she plays
>Day later she decides to return the favor while I'm playing DotA
>Above average new season ranked MMR
>Ask her to stop because i keep dying
>She gets upset and leaves
I fucked up how do I un-fuck this up
Also, autism stories time
>>28937749
get out of here you normie faggot
>>28937749
I legitimately hope you kill yourself, you're living the dream and you still manage to fuck it up>tfw wouldn't even want her to return the favor because girls playing video games is my fetish
>>28937749
>anon fell for the 3D meme
>he washes his asshole by scrubbing the soap between the buttcheeks
>Clean my ass by carving bars of soap into the shape of a dildo and fucking myself with it
>Still get brown streaks in underwear
>>28937865
how does your undies even reach to rub your rectum, you wearing thongs man?
>inb3trans
>>28937865
Shave your asshole you degenerate hairy wookie faggot.
18 here
first pack of cigarettes i ever bought
having trouble opening it
ive been driking and am stoned and on benzos
there is a little plastic string you pull to unwrap a little over an inch from the top, but I'm sure you already got it.
>>28937711
>smoking
>ever
You're a fucking impressionable retard.
There is literally nothing impressive or cool about smoking.
>>28937812
im honestly probably going to throw away all but 2 of the cigarettes 2bh
last time i smoked a cigarette was like a year ago, it was offered to me. it made me high. i believe it was this kind so i bought it
>hair caught in foreskin
>hurts like shit when I try to pull it out
OOOOWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
always the same place too
>>28937688
jew here. I don't know that feel .
Pull the foreskin down you reterd.
>>28938184
it's caught between my foreskin and my glans
>going to meet girl from internet in a week for sex (losing virginity)
>my dick is currently covered with scab and dry skin from fap burns because i ran out of hand gel
IM FUCKING CURSED!!!!!!!!!!!
can this be cured in less than a week??
>>28937626
>ran out of hand gel
Don't you have any olive oil or hair conditioner?
Olive oil is also good for your skin, as is coconut oil. You might try using that.
>>28937626
Yeah, don't fap, you fucking genius
>>28937660
olive oil? like mommy keeps in the kitchen kind?
>>28937617
No kill yourself faggot
>>28937707
Thanks for the reply, plebberino.
>>28937757
You're welcome m8 :^)
originalo comentino
do robots like my feet?
