Advice thread
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Tell me your problems, I'll give you outside advice, I won't be a troll or tell you that you have cancer or any of that shit; but I will be honest.
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>>28937821
bump for people who need advice. I'm pretty normal; have a job and a pregnant wife, do well for myself, a home, etc.
How do I fuck a qt trap?
I have a pregnancy fetish and will never fuck a pregnant girl. Help
Life is objectively meaningless, nothing appeals to me, I am conscious of what I should do to 'improve' my life, but on some level I don't want to. So I'm not sure what to do.
How do I fuck?
I don't mean how I get a girl wanting to fuck me but how do I get my dick to get hard enough to penetrate a woman. Does it just happen for normal people?
>>28938378
Not OP, but foreplay does it for me. I can't just look at a naked girl and instantly get hard. You have to kiss and caress and all that shit. When your willy's hard and the cunt is wet, jam it in.
>>28937821
See, I got this kind of autism where I imagine social scenarios in my head that aren't advantageous for me. Usually, I can form a perfect plan on how to deal with these scenarios if they happen, which they never do, but that is besides the point. Recently, a scenario entered my head. A girl and her friends come up to me. I like said girl. Girl asks me out. How do I turn her down without setting off a bomb?
