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Welp I finally did it /r9k/, I finally got an escort.
It was so good that I saw her twice and then saw another one that was absolutely horrible.
Now I can't stop thinking about it, it feels like every time I fap I'm saving $280.00 and avoiding an STD risk.
>be me
>super horny
>staying in an unfamiliar city
>there's an Asian massage parlor nearby
>go in, expecting a rub and tug
>stunning Chinese girl greets me in lingerie
>charges me $240.00 which is different, usually rub and tugs charge around $40.00-$80.00 for the massage and then you tip the girl for extra services
>I shower
>she comes in and starts kissing me
>I lay on the massage table and she starts sucking my dick
>slips a condom on my cock
>starts riding me
>she's so hot
>bend her over, pound her from behind
>bust almost instantly
I had to go back for a second round, after fapping this time.
Pic not related.
>>28865859
rolling for a related pic.
>>28865905
guess i reroll
just buy some weed instead yo, wtf.
Trump is for insecure white people, all he's doing is fear mongering and insecure white cucks fall for it and love him because he's some rich TV idiot that can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble, just really beta men like him because he's a voice, kinda like how weak girls want a strong man. Its the truth.
>>28865824
He has more minority support than Romney
post your address and we'll see who's the real beta pussy
you won't cause you're a frail ass scared ass lil BITCH
.20 Hillarydollars have been deposited into your account
I leave for Army boot camp tomorrow.
A small part of me wants to see combat. What do I have to lose? I have no family, I'm a KHV, and nobody gives a shit what happens to me. Sounds like a good deal.
On the bright side, I won't have to deal with dependopotamuses since I'm probably below even their standards.
See you guys in 9 weeks. Peace.
>>28865765
>I won't have to deal with dependopotamuses since I'm probably below even their standards.
Lol depends have no standards
>>28865765
>KHV
What does the H stands for?
Hughless?
>>28865894
Yes
Commentu originalle
Tried this on /b/ but I'm barely getting anything on there.
Here's a staples 1.5" binder
>>28865743
And here's 2 plushes: one is a medium-sized bear plush, the other is a cookie.
>>28865743
Well, that's not fair. Clearly you are accustomed to having a 1.5" in your underwear.
What is going on? Why are you putting stuff in your underwear?
There are different versions of me living within other peoples minds
>>28865682
This really makes you think....
>There are different versions of me living within other peoples minds
>tfw they find out the real me and flake on me
Never open up anons. Never.
Yes, but that's okay, or even good if you know how to handle it for your own profit.
The Psychiatrists and Psychologists must have a total different picture of me than I am now.
Since this board is so negative i think we should post some good/normie tier things we have done this week, i'll start:
>oneitis hugged me
>>28865637
Ate some pizza and went to a quiz
felt good being picked first because people think your smart
>kissed a girl
>on the lips
>also, she was not my mom so that's cool
This should make robots feel great. I think we might really have a chance, guys. Right? RIGHT?
>>28865637
Got a job and ended my 8 month unemployment streak.
Fembots, these guys start smiling at you, how do you react?
I keep looking forward and don't make eye contact now do I say anything. Guys like that only want one thing.
>>28865656
>Guys like that only want one thing.
Cuddles?
>>28865670
No, drugs and gang rape
Friday night. /r9k/ night.
>yfw every night is /r9k/ night
I just want to wake up and have the nightmare be over
>>28865501
Is it possible to wake up?
When does it end famlamb?
Fuckin right. /r9k/ for lyfe
I felt that this needs to be addressed.
Yesterday I saw a thread where OP faggot said that whoever didn't watch pic related he is not welcome on /r9k/.
>decide fuck it lets see whats this shit
>play first episode
>hikikomori, ok i know what that is
>as it progress I see how it is related to r9k
>ok relateable things from irl
>,,,
>at the end of episode a mysterious cute girl pops out and decide to SAVE HIM FROM HIS LIFE
>into the trash it goes
This is just another normie production with some cute bitch deciding out of the blue to save some fucked up isolated freak from his depression
This does not happen irl.
Respect the people with REAL depression you normie newfags.
Fuck you.
>>28865438
must have triggered your autism pretty hard for you to make such a shitty thread after one episode. dont keep watching it, youll probably go nuts.
>>28865489
keep living your "life" with your friends from cartoons you fucking schizo
>watched
>but posts a pic of the book
Is Cursive a robot band?
Anyone know any bands with a similar sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5uLleCmm6k
>>28865418
I really don't care about what you're taking about but that devils and gods wojak is dank.
>>28865449
Do we get the gold chariot?
>>28865449
Source? Is it a good movie/show?
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism? It seems like individualism is the only rational and logical choice of ideology.
>>28865347
Meh, is there a term for a moderate libertarian?
Like I agree with Libertarians that individual freedom and capitalism are generally the best choices but I do agree with democrats that you have to regulate some stuff obviously like food safety, workplace safety, etc and I do agree with Republicans that border laws and basic law and order is a must.
It's a fucking meme ideology that will never be truly accepted by society. No wonder why, since it practically only benefits rich people and is largely unpopular among working class populations except for a few social issues.
Definitely one of the worst ideologies for a robot.
>>28865347
National Socialism is the only way to go
I hate you guys. You're all big meanies.
>>28865345
>I have problems that I blame on others
Cool
Oh yeah. We're pretty bitter. Just wait till you get to our age darling. You'll be cynical someday too.
>>28865345
did chad cuck you again?
Would anybody like to hear a story about my favourite memory, which took place in the summer of 2006?
>>28865282
Yes, go on anon. I'm up for some good memories.
>it was the early summer of 2006
>I lived in Haugesund, a town in Norway where I was born and had grown up
>I had just turned fourteen years old
>one Saturday morning I woke up and remained in bed listening to people moving their gardens and mum hoovering downstairs
>I always found it difficult to get out of bed
>but that morning I felt so comfortable and healthy and young that all I could do was lay there
>eventually my older brother Knut knocked my door and entered
>he was nineteen and had just returned from university in Bergen
>he urged me to get up out of bed because breakfast was ready
>he was dressed in a light blue shirt and his longish hair was slicked back
>he didn't usually dress like this so I figured there was some occasion for it
>I got out of bed and looked out of my window down to the garden and the street below
>there weren't many houses along the street
>each one is detached from the other
>the front garden of my house had flowerbeds along each side including some roses
>at the front of the garden beside the short path to the front door was an old tree with thick branches
>it was so sunny and I could tell it would be a warm day
>I opened the window and a cool breeze entered my room and lifted the white net curtain
>I remember feeling even more comfortable and wanted to get back into bed
>but my door was open so I put on my dressing gown, tied the rope around the waist, and made my way down stairs in my slippers
Sure, knock yourself out kiddo.
This is the only pussy r9k will ever get.
This is the only pussy /r9k/ will ever get.
>original
This is the only pussy r9k will ever get.
Oh wait...........
this one is pretty nice tbqh
I'm going to do this to my gf tonight.
How does that make you feel?
>>28865255
Pretty jealous because my gf lives 5 hours away :(
>>28865255
You're going to put her on a nigger cock? It makes me think you're a cuck
>>28865255
idc
throat feels pretty bad on your cock.. has these hard rims that are uncomfortable
porn isn't real btw
