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>actually going on a date with a woman tonight
Wish me luck guys, just remember no matter how bad things are it can turn around and there's light at the end of the tunnel.
>>28866491
how ugly is she
>>28866516
she's actually pretty qt anon. A little chubby but nothing bad.
>>28866516
she's pretty hot tbqh desu
>lost virginity and found I don't really care that much about sex
>Making decent money working from home
>Social needs fulfilled by internet and tulpa
D-do I go full hermit?
>>28866476
Who's your tulpa
Thats okay OP. I didn't figure out I was a lesbian til I was 21. Worst part of all was that I was in a three year relationship with a guy prior to that. Maybe you're gay?
>>28866488
A cute girl just like pretty much every tulpa I imagine.
>tfw Emma will never make anymore videos
>tfw it's been years since I've discovered her
>tfw I'm an adult now
>tfw I started with r0se
time passes you by like a bitch if you don't pay attention dontit
who /emma rohan/ here?
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>>28866452
>who /emma rohan/ here?
post her asian bf
>>28866452
btw, have you been being pretty active on /int/?
does anyone else here have borderline personality disorder and how has it affected you
the fuck does that mean?
you almost have a personality?
>>28866467
Are you so retarded that you can't at least try to check Google or Wiki first?
>>28866467
that it the medical definition
Anyone here on autism bux?
If so how did you get them and was it easy?
I suspect I may have aspergers but have not been diagnosed
Theres a guide posted somewhere on how to get them
It helps if you get sectioned first.
(i.e go to the accident and emergency and tell them you feel like you are going to kill yourself)
>>28866387
You mean uncle reemus' guide?
I assumed that was a joke.
>>28866397
yeah, nah, that isn't a joke.
I would try it, if my father wasnt around. He would make my life a living hell (break my computer, not allow me to relax in the house)
It's a foolproof method. My uncle gets free housing and travel too. He is legitimately mentally ill though. If there is such a thing.
>tfw trying 1500 calorie diet for summer.
If you're fat you should just kill yourself to begin with
-/fit/ fembot
I drink too much alcohol for that to be a thing however I may fast two days a week and exercise a lot more over the Summer.
>currently 230 pounds
>5 foot 11
>>28866298
>tfw I ate >3000 kcals today
>tfw tall and feminine
>tfw long hair
>tfw told I look 17
>tfw no bf
hand workout;
>make fist
>open your pinky/ring and middle fingers
>make an 'o' with last 2 fingers
>>28866244
how do i identify you
upon identification, how would you like to be approached?
ideally, of course.
>tfw short and fat
>tfw long hair
>tfw told I act like a six year old
>tfw no gf
>girl sends me pic related
>asks for my facebook today, the day before we were supposed to fuck
>i tell her truthfully i don't have one except the throwaway i made for tinder
>no response
i'm ready for death
lmao you fucked up big time
She probably thinks you're hiding something, maybe a gf.
>>28866124
i made the mistake of being a robot with the dignity not to have a facebook when no one cares what i have to blog about
>says 'I love you' to me for the first time
>dumps me 3 days later over some pointless argument I even apologized for
>>28866087
please PLEASE be in london
She didn't really love you.
If its a he fuck off.
>pointless argument
tsk tsk tsk
no wonder she dumped you
>mfw the "beta uprising" never happened
what a fucking joke
N E ET scum needs to die
>mfw
>BTFO
>N E E T scum
>>28866236
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virgin cuck detected
>>28866052
>mfw neet
>lefties
No wonder you're all a bunch of Beta faggots who bump bro nigger/Bernie threads
this is more of a /pol/ type shitpost desu
>he actually thinks shit like this is real
>>28866320
This whole site hates on niggers, you goddamned SJW.
Who /makes music for fun/ here? I used the vocals from Coldplay to make this one.
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-299220637/coldplay-fix-you-e400-remix
Anybody else got original music to share?
I like it, anon. Very chill especially after the drop. I love fix you and usually I wouldn't like a somewhat-generic-EDM cover of it but this is pretty nice.
I'm musically competent and have started to make stuff on FL studio before but I don't have enough time to finish anything at the moment. I'm gonna try and compose some stuff in the summer.
i made this after someone i knew killed himself
https://soundcloud.com/10kv/jeremys-song
>>28866228
I find that photo really comfy for some reason
How many girls do you have in your phone that aren't relatives?
>1
3
And like, my mom's friends
>2
Therapist and heroin connect
>>28865913
0 hahahaha
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
[I don't even care desu]
Anyone else wish mankind would just go extinct already?
t.Yeah kinda
>>28865864
it will, but we will already be dead long time ago
>>28865864
it already did. you're living in hell right now
>tfw skinny shaming
>>28855544
Start eating and lifting little bitch
>>28865883
why do you think it's okay to be rude and bully people
>>28865883
Whom dost thou quoteth?
