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why cant i fucking sleep?
>>28861881
a severe lack of sedatives? idk senpai.
i used to have insomnia, it was mostly caused by anxiety.
now i just have depression and sleep excessively, its gr8.
>>28861939
ive been sleeping like 1-3 hour twice a day its melting my brain...
how the fuck do i stop it? i just took some opiates and im drinking beer but i just woke up from one of my little naps
its 21:43 europe time here
i think its also cause i live in fucking finland and its light outside all but maybe a few hours right now
i have pretty good curtains and eye shades though but still i think its fucking the shit out of my circadian
What do you other neets do all day?
This lifestyle is cancer. Sleep 2-4 hours a day, play the same games, watch the same shows, eat the same shitty food, drink the same shitty drinks. I don't think of suicide as an if anymore, it's just a matter of when.
What do you neets do to make life worth it? Anything..?
why not to become junkie then? life is over anyway
just find a game u enjoy u nigger
u have unlimited F R E E T I M E and a STRESSFREE lifestyle u fucking downie
just find some shit u enjoy and do a lot of it. anime, vidya, whatever. something u can go full autism on. and just live in a fantasy land
and suicide is stupid because in like 15 years we will have full robot artificial inteligence and the whole world is going to change so dramatically, and there is a very real chance that robots will kill all humans
so just chill the fuck out, enjoy your stress free life, do psychedelics to cure depressiongoogle that shit u nigger, and just wait for the roboapocalypse
I play games, watch anime, do some programming.
What's your ideal girlfriend like?
>Shorter than me by a foot
>younger than me by around a year
>short blueish black hair
>skinny
>big green eyes
>shares my hobbies
>Tomboyish, or shy, or unemotional so that I can hang out with her normally and yet she is love shy, abd the fact that she loves me isn't contested by other people past present or future.
Pic related is my waifu.
>>28861853
cute, small and so creative it makes me wonder if she's even human. soft and charming, basically this one
>>28861853
She has big tits and her IQ is 160. That is all.
give me your sickest, most tasteless one liner jokes to make me laugh
What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke
>>28861867
Almost kek'd in front of a stranger.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?The bag
>Get suspended
>Go home
>Mom takes away electronics
>Go to community center
>Watching gore and columbine footage
>OhGodYes.jpeg
(Mods pls no kill I'm 18)
Was bullying spics and wetbacks, something I'd get detention for. They give me a fucking 2 day suspension.
Dad's gonna come home, Xbox taken away.
Kms.jpeg
What do? I know for certain I'm gonna do an hero if he throws/sells my xbox.
Keep thread bumped for Bot advice
kys you sound like a retard
Damn every time i see this picture of colombine I just think.
Tec9 B rush Blyet
>>28861773
are you in loser denial or something?
>last day of school
>everyone is out partying
>tfw at home looking at pics people posted on facebook of their friends
>tfw none of my "friends" took pics of me
>only 4 people ( a stacy and a chad) asked me to sign there shirt
>none of them liked me only wanted more signitures
>no teacher said they'll miss me
>>28861764
Its ok anon, were here for you. At least Chad & Stacy acknowledged you.
>>28861795
I am to blame anyway, it's not their fault it's mine.
Just for some reason beginning to feel sad no one said goodbye to me. I deserved it though.
I'm just saving the pics from facebook so I can look back and pretend I was the one who took the pics.
>>28861764
Ah, yes, I remember, the realisation you never connected to anyone really, that you mean nothing to these people. They were not friends, just classmates. It would have been the same if you were not there. And that's what happened: you were not there, just like you're not partying right now, so everyone experienced teenagehood, built relationships, had fun, simply without you. What memories do you have now? Just a few. Most are about something that happened in front of your computer. 5 years passed and nothing came out of it.
Pros of a Robot.
>tfw dont have to worry about texting and driving because nobodys texts me anyways
>implying robots leave their rooms ever and without having mommy drive them places
>never going to get a STI
>never need to buy birthday/christmas presents for people
You get used to being alone and not leaving the house for several months, while other people would probably go mad within days.
This arguably makes robots superior because they're the only ones with this emotional capability.
I think I was gang stalked. One night, a year ago, two unrelated people who I had never seen before said "you are going to die soon." On another occasion some random stranger asked me why I didn't have facebook.
Watch this 15 minute piece about gang stalking and I'm sure you will believe it is not only possible but very real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVjXtKLrBo8 [Embed]
Gangstalking is more illuminati fearmongering.
If you're a problem for powerful people, it costs $10,000 to have some dickweed show up at your house and shoot you in the head.
It costs like $1,000,000 to move 15 guys to your city, and then feed and house them while they do nothing but tail you all day to freak you out.
>>28861598
I don't have your experience but something really weird happened to me that pretty much changed my life.
I had a tiny group of friends, a few guys and a girl. A few years ago i fell in love with a girl, tried to get her, got rejected and vented about all of it to those people. Weird thing was my friends seem to say stuff that only the girl and people around her knew, and they didn't even knew each other. Then my "friends" started rudely make fun of me, ignore me, gaslight me, just turned into completely different people, not the ones i seemed to know for years. They basically didn't admit anything when i pressed about it, didn't talk to me or anything at all.
To this day i can't believe all of this happened. The girl i was in love with actually feigned interest in me, hugged me, touched me etc then when went 180 degrees bitch mode after that.
>>28861696
$10,000 seems extremely low for such a job, considering they might easily get caught and stay in prison for decades, money can't get you out of execution style murder
Who /ugly/ here?
I am literally 26 and a khv because i am short and ugly.
Oh no. These stupid fucking threads always derail into attention whoring /soc/ bullshit.
Just a friendly reminder that truly ugly people don't ever want to post their own pictures.
>>28861610
i am ugly and i have posted my pics as well as other ugly people, i don't know why you keep repeating this stupid meme
>>28861568
same here OP, there is no chance for us
Who /r9k/ old fag here? (1+ years)
>browsed /b/ in 2014
>decided to make /r9k/ my home board early 2015
oldfag isn't 1 year you fucking btard
>>28862540
don't take the bait anon, it's not worth it.
>>28861539
Kys OP , you don't deserve r9k as a homeboard
is this a good job for a robot?
>touching sexy women's sexy feet
i would do that jobfor free
>>28861554
>sexy women
>sexy
Nice standards, anon. Keep it classy.
>>28861582
she looks pretty in that image and she's a fashion model so i don't think it's too far fetched to call her sex.
What gender is this person?
>>28861489
male
now fuck off, tripfag
Faggot
I bet his parents are proud
bigender demiboy, obviously, you cis scumI bet 99% on male, 1% on female to male tranny
Is there a "negging" trick that involves getting a chick lost in a larger city and hoping she just follows you around?
Picture unrelated.
This board is pretty dark sometimes. This is rapist tier.
>>28861457
that's genius.
origenius
>>28861457
there is now.
start a youtube channel about it
ITT: Times you were a fucking goddamn idiot
> Be depressed 20 year old College Drop Out
> Stuck at Home all day and all night no will to live or leave
> Can't afford any video games, sick of the ones I have
> Spend most of my time on 4chan
> Eventually move to omeggle because human connection, real girls maybe
> One time talking to a girl
> Eventually it comes out to the fact that she's 13
> I'm no pedo, but I'm lonely
> Talk to her for hours, she's going through some shit
> She asks me what sex is like
> I make up something weird about how it feels
> Suddenly she disconnects
> that was weird
> Almost a minute after she disconnects I hear sirens down my street
> wasn't thinking, freak the fuck out
> run downstairs, parents are asleep it's like 3 am
> toss laptop in the microwave
> Smells like plastic and burning metal, kind of smell that you imagine is giving you brain damage while you smell it
> Don't leave my room / sleep / do anything but lie in my bed for 12 hours
> Cops never come
> Eventually realize I was overreacting
> Spend the rest of the summer watching G4 reruns and playing runescape on my family's downstairs computer
I'm in a better place now but fuck man. That was a dark time. Didn't lose much on the laptop. Had that shit backed up.
>>28861377
Appropriate reaction
>>28861377
8/10, even if it's fake.
>>28861377
>unironically thinking you would get v& for telling a teenage girl what sex feels like
What the fuck? No way this is real.
>He doesn't own an AR-15 to uphold liberty and keep me safe from niggers and chads.
keymod is booty
>>28861371
Seems to me the real problem is keeping your gf safe from loners with AR-15's.
We need to outlaw these firearms. There is no legitimate reason for a civilian to own them.
