>That feel when no one wants to be your friend and they avoid you because you're always look angry and scary
I just want to have fun with anyone. I never speak out loud because I don't want to be bullied.
don't use anime girls as avatars if you aren't a girl please
Tfw no hanako gf
>>28860203
Are you depressed anon? Do you have any online friends at least?
Do you ever fantasize about being a serial killer?
Not really, but if anything I would only target assholes like rich people.
>>28860227
Not all rich people are asshole senpai. Maybe if it wasn't for shit like that (and historical killings of rich in communist revolutions) rich people wouldn't treat you with such distrust.
>>28860196
Not a serial killer but I have thought about it to some extent
It would be more out of interest than sadistic pleasure or an autistic fit of rage though
>mom leaving town for a bit
>gives me number of a friend of hers in case the house burns down or something
>friend is an indian lady, and like all indian ladies, she is the kind that talks way too much
>keeps writing to me
>won't leave me alone
>keeps asking overly forbearing motherly questions
>will lose my GBP if I am rude to her
wat do
ask if she wants to bang
>>28860220
I don't want to add PTSD to my list of complaints though senpai
>>28860220
do this OP, invite her to your place for a coffee, then say a joke or something so she laughs and her defense goes down a bit, then slowly touch her thigh but firmly, not like a chicken and keep a soft smile on your face
she gonna get wet unless you are hideous and she gonna ask you some stupid shit like
what are you doing haha im older than you...
then you say ohh but you are so pretty
and kiss her then you guys bang and she tells your mum that what she asked of her is done and you...
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Any Robots ever go traveling?
Storys/tips/suggestions/dreamers welcome.
I want to see the world(or Europe as a first trip) but I worry about the social aspect surrounding it all, where if you look at anyone you can find online they're all socially adept, fit attractive people claiming that the friends they make along the way are the best part, whereas im out of shape with the social skills of a can of worms.
Is the social aspect really that important?
>>28860116
>Is the social aspect really that important?
No. I just spent a month in Spain and didn't talk to anyone
>>28860149
What did you do, and was it fun/enlightening/relaxing.
>>28860116
I going to new orleans for the first week of june wish me luck robots
YOU were buying her premium GIFTS
CHAD was destroying HER, sucking her TITS
YOU GIFTS CHAD HER TITS
>>28860020
chads don't suck tits , stacies suck dicks
YOU sit in your room and jerk your DICK
SHE is with CHAD sucking on his DICK
Every man should have an artistic outlet. It lets you dig deep into who you are as a person and express that inner-self. A lot of them you wouldnt even have to leave the house for either, and aren't very expensive outside of the initial costs of getting into it.
Pic related, woodcarving is something you can do at your house and the beginner projects (like the pic) are still cool enough to make you feel rewarded for doing it
Do you guys have any?
I draw. Sometimes. Haven't been able to lately, but I'm gonna get some practice in today, I hope.
>>28861537
Post some stuff
>>28859983
>expresses inner self
>it's a shitty elephant
Are you fat?
And don't know what to do about it ?
Also, fuck the two eyebrows peoples !
I used to have one, although it wasn't very noticeable. I would just man up and pluck it, then every so often pluck any other hairs that regrow. It's not that hard.
just trim it? wtf
>>28859979
Hello anon with long caterpillar on his face.
The katana was inferior to European swords.
The katana would be ineffective against European armor
The katana is objectively the worst known blade.
>>28859964
European armor is inferior to Chinese gunpowder m8
The japanese sword was continuously altered and refined to suit the environment it was used in over a period of hundreds of years. European swords are no different. There's no point arguing which is better because they were used in different places for different reasons and both are now obsolete.
Actually what made European armor obsolete was when sword makers started making thin long swords that would poke through cracks in armor.
So actually the katana was ahead of its time.
I'm in my senior year of high school and graduating in exactly a week. I'm your average robot so I'm pretty much invisible to everyone except for the few people I talk to. I'm average looking, average height etc but legitimately autistic.
There's this girl in my class who I have liked for 3 years now. She's pretty cute but not one of the hottest, she is really nice even to me and isn't too popular. She's a bit tumblr though and she smokes, which is a negative of course.
I really wanna try to make her my gf but I have no idea...
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>>28859941
Don't.
Practice first with some other chicks. Good luck faggot
>>28859941
>How do I approach her? What would I do to make her my gf?
As if anyone on /r9k/ would know.
What the fuck. This whole board's been infested with "senior in high school" shit. Get the fuck out, summerfags. Keep your shitposting on reddit.
I am depressed because I don't have a gf and I am a virgin,girls are not interested in me,In real life girls ignore me and laugh at me and in person they block me afterthey see what I look like.
Maybe work on your appearance? Or maybe realize that obtaining a gf isn't some magical cure that will make all your problems go away
>>28860022
It doesn't have to be a gf,it could just be a female friend that will give me love and sex yhat would be ok
>>28859924
you gotta go to gym like me fatty, im at 20% BF now and am already more confident, target is 10% so i can jerk off in front of a mirror
How different are Japanese hikikomori when compared to Western NEETs anyway?
>>28859920
hikikomori have potential but japanese girls are whores for the bwc, western neets don't have potential
>>28859920
Hikikomori tend to retreat inside of their rooms out of a sense of deep shame to inflict their person on anyone else. Also general social anxiety.
Western NEETs have more sadness / apathy, or sometimes hatred against the outside world afaik.
The NEET life is not defined by boredom, but by an ever-encroaching sense of anxiety that you can't get rid of. The feeling that you SHOULD be doing something, but aren't. And the longer it lasts, the worse it gets. If you already have depression, its going to get worse. If you have hallucinations, then be prepared for them to intensify. You can drown yourself in anime, vidya, shitposting, and whatever else you can find, but eventually escapism will start to lose its luster and you will find yourself right back to where you started. You'll develop chronic conditions...
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I really can't fucking cope with being alone much longer. I'm constantly crying and am unable to be still.
Alone how? Friendless or as CWC used to say, "Girlfriend-free"?
Why does it bother you so? I need my alone time, and I know others who are the same way. Being around people too much is what makes me want to cry.
>>28859931
Friendless
I can't believe my life turned out this way
You dumb Americans with your FCC.
What's it like living in a country where there are several institutions of government that clearly violate your constitutional rights?
>>28859873
Pretty good. What's it feel like to potentially live in a country where government CCTVs are watching and recording your every move?
>>28859873
I don't think the fcc actually has any power
>>28859902
pretty cool feels like we're living in deus ex desu
Who's your ASMR waifu?
>You will never be taken care of by soft anna
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5E8kce80DZZdIntQ1-mEKw
>3d
>waifu
ghehehehhehe
hhe funny hehhe
>>28859863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWWQK2Zwevs
This guy, to be heartfelt with you
Whats the appeal of bestiality?
>>28859831
Degradation and humiliation.
>>28859882
This and also it's just the way dogs fuck, they jackhammer into the girl like a machine and then their dicks have a knot that swells up really big inside her so she gets stuck there just taking his cum
At least that's how it is ideally, in practice you see some videos where the dog doesn't know wtf it's doing and pulls out before the knot really forms. And if the dog is small it looks silly and awkward trying to mount her
>>28860044
>dogs
>dog
>dog
Looks like somebody's got an obsession. Everybody knows that horses are where it's at.