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This is what men really want """"fembots""""".
Why arent you doing your best to be a Mommy-GF yet? Its really simple, just eat a little more over time and make sure it goes to your boobs ass and thighs. Then just be really kind and as sweet as honey to guys like a mother would.
>>28864864
Fucking agreed 100%
Finally, a man after my own heart
>>28864864
My god, the meming and jokes get so subtle here I'm starting to get impressed. Fucking Tracie has an "average" body? I'm laughing my ass off at how insecure you're gonna make so many girls feel. You're an evil bastard, funny, but still evil.
Men want to date and love a mother figure
Women want to be raped and abused by a father figure
That's the key difference in the genders. They should never have been given the right to vote
I took two hits of acid
and saw the new alice in wonderland movie
it was fucking awesome
why arent' you tripping on acid ?
>>28864776
Because I lost my mind after doing 11 hits at once, alone, in combination with adderall and too much booze, and psychedelics cause more problems than they fix
>>28864836
psychedelics are fun as hell
just buy movie ticket and a tab of a acid thats it
>>28864776
because i work from home and dont like leaving my house or have the social skills to find a dealer, and i live with my parents so i cant buy it off the internet
What is your favourite Elliot video of all?
This is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69N0-tJOkT8
>>28864761
Elliot was a social experiment. he's a blatant actor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHfoLnCN2no
Pure poetry
I didn't know there was more than one. This hapa was 50% narcissism and 50% fail.
Why don't you all become truckers?
>free house on wheels
>prostitutes at every truck stop
>alone 100% of the time
>no need to shower or keep up physical apperance
>listen to music/audiobooks during the day
>shitpost at night
>make great money
>most companies will pay for CDL schooling
Yeah but
>driving
>>28864763
If you're over 20 years old and can't drive you need to give up now.
>>28864747
Well this is why I don't
>becoming a trucker requires a cdl
>getting a cdl/employment requires talking to people
you see my problem
Do black women's lives matter?
>>28864716
According to BLM, Jamar Clark dindu nuffin. So therefore, no.
>>28864716
That's a double negative, so.... Maybe?
>>28864716
Nobody's life matters.
how do i meet INTP girls?
i met one and she was amazing but i fucked it up..
i figure there must be more girls that have the same personality style and are cute.. but introverts tend to keep to themselves and are hard to meet so how?
tinder?
bumble?
the library?
top kek. OP you done fucked up
>>28864808
yeah i know but compatibility isnt like 1 in 6 billion it must be something like 1 in 100 or 1 in 30 idk
>>28864682
>the library
Just ask your mom out already...
>20 soon
>can't even get a min. wage job
>still live with parents
>not in school; see above
How do I survive homelessness? I can't take this shit anymore.
Just where do you live in where you can't get a fucking minimum wage job? And have you considered obtaining more education? You're still only 20.
>>28864653
Why can't you get a minimum wage job?
>>28864713
>>28864721
Florida and I don't know but I have theories.
1. I'm competing with a lot of elderly people for the jobs
2. I'm more autistic than I think I am
I'M A 5'4 MANLET AND WANNA KILL MYSELF EVERYDAY
>>28864649
OMG NO WAY. IM SIX FEET AND WANT YOU TO KILL YOURSELF TOO
>>28864649
Find a girl whose 5'3, problem solved you dwarf
Get a sex change so that being 5'4 is an acceptable height
how do i stop escapism and face reality?
i dont enjoy anything in life, and the things that seem worth getting are too hard to get, moreover im not sure if id even be happy when i got them.. so i spend 24/7 on 4chan, vidya and tv.. but its boring and i know the longer i'm like this the worse things get
i've tried going quitting internet, meds, therapy, meditation, exercise, diet..etc
why would you want to face reality?
You just have to will yourself out of it, anon. Anything is fair game when you're at rock-bottom. I made atulpato, among other things, help me out of my situation. And I have a long way to go, but progress is being made.
>>28864540
because escapism = dependence, worse depression, no friends, no gf, no money, no pride or self esteem, worse health.. just everything goes to shit, like it already has and the cycle gets even harder to break
>>28864576
> You just have to will yourself out of it
iv tried that and it didn't work
NEW REACTION IMAGE THREAD
OLD THREAD >>28862797
>>28864501
>not making reaction pics out of your pics
ASDF orogonal
>28864455
I never stop to post them m8, the number of EEnE fans in this thread is infinite
If you have something like social anxiety or GAD, talk about your experiences. Will probably get no replies because everyone is too nervous.
Why would I waste my time typing something for people to read if no one is going to respond to it and will probably skip or skim over it like most people do with every post?
That's why I don't talk in real life. No responses? No verbalization from me then.
>>28864534
the passionate passionate nightman
>>28864534
No one cares if you don't go to the party
>Last day of high school is next week
>Never had a gf
>Still a virgin
>>28864462
Anon... let me green-text this shit
>be me
>social recluse
>born with cleft palate, talk fucked up
>be ~9 months ago
>girl in my class, loner like me
>smokes weed/drinks/artsy-tumblr type of girl
>ask her if she wants to chill/smoke
>my dad smokes, lets me smoke/have bongs and cool shit
>she thinks it's insane, loves it
>starts chillin with me all the time
>never pays for weed/food/anything, but's it's ok she's a human willing to spend time with me
>one day we get really drunk
>I make a move
>we make out
>fuck
>afterwards
>"Anon I really like you but I'm not looking for anything serious"
>"yea totally, me either, what about like a fwb thing?"
>"Yea sure I guess"
>months go by
>we fuck ~2-5 times a week
>she never talks to me on a personal level
>never treats me like an actual person
>it's always 'smoke my weed, drink my booze, use me, etc'
>I graduate early
>she's still in school
>text/call her every day
>never responds
>stops talking to me
>it's like I don't even exist
>like I never meant anything to her
>I spent easily $1-2,000 trying to form a relationship
>she just liked the drugs
>never liked me...
moral of the story.. high-school girls are shallow as fuck. You aren't missing anything. And hey who knows, you got a week left. Ask some girl to chill and see where it takes you. You have a week left until you never see these people again, so what do you have to lose.
>>28864462
>>28864652
I saw my best friend burn to death, but you guys truly had a hard life.
>>28864462
I want teenagers to Ieave.
You better not be staring at my butt you pigs!
>>28864453
Too late. /mischief/
>>28864453
SAUCE OP I NEED TO RAVAGE THAT ASS HOLY SHIT FUCK IM SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW
>>28864879
>>28865839
Filthy pigs!
>tfw bullied by my coworkers and boss
>>28864442
there is easy way out
turn off your alarm, and sleep instead of going to work
>>28864442
there is easy way out
turn off your aIarm, and sleep instead of going to work
>>28864486
But I need the money. It's literally the only reason I put up with the daily abuse.
This is what you women do to us
>>28864421
That bottom right picture is creeping me out broski
>Who is Diogenes?
Weirdos and hermits have been around for all of human history. Deal w/it.
>>28864494
Fucking this famallamalama
