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>mom micromanages every aspect of my life, from how the furniture in my room is arranged to how my clothes are organised in my dresser to when my bedroom window is or isn't open
>I am twenty years old
>politely ask her today, after she told me how I should run an extension cord through my room, if she could allow me to have my own preferences and let me figure things out on my own
>she starts crying and I have to apologize
I can't do this anymore. I have no autonomy over my own life--everything I do is "wrong" and heavily criticized unless I do it the exact way she herself would do it. The way I pour milk is "wrong." The way I walk is "wrong." The way I carry grocery bags is "wrong." I just can't do it anymore. If something i do is truly "wrong," I want to figure it out for myself. Is that such a mean thing to ask for?
>>28867581
Your mother has a mental illness anon.
run dude if you can run run
if you endure it any longer youll be fucked in the real world once shes not there anymore
ur mom is fucked in the head and is going to fuck you in the head before long.
if your balls drop lower then your dick you have a babydick
>>28867578
What if you have really big balls?
>>28867595
then you have testicle cancer
it's not my fault my dick shrivels like a raisin when im not hard
I just got bullied by a cashier
>mom gives me a 100$ bill and tells me to go buy groceries
>total is 45,50
>cashier pretends I gave him a 50 and gives me 5,50 back
>try to confront him but the words won't come out of my mouth and I begin to stutter incoherently
>walk home
>mom demands I give her the change
>too embarrassed to tell her I just got robbed, so I tell her I lost it on the way home
>she goes ballistic and curses at me and calls me a useless piece of shit
You didn't even wait outside until the cashier went to his car, get the plate number, and burn his house down?
Damn, you really are pathetic
>>28867567
Well she IS right, you are a useless piece of shit, sempai
>>28867567
Nope. Could have been a mistake. You did not get robbed or bullied. You are a hopeless sperg.
>May be literally the only guy on /r9k/ who doesn't watch anime
>yes that includes cory in the house
>see anime references on literally every board
>don't get it
>only animu i technically watch is hentai
>it's hot tho
>pretty sure that doesn't count tho
>alienated because i am an outcast among outcasts
Be proud that you're not a degenerate weeaboo
same herejust kidding
I don't watch anime, but I like cartoons and comics. It's OK anon, we werent all meant to be weebs.
What do you like instead?
>trusting a roastie
>ever
>>28867531
That TMZ photo is actually edited to make it waaay red, I seen the original on twatter.
Wasn't she after a couple hundred million for "support payment" but it was thrown out in court, and now this suddenly emerges...
I'm not victim blaming, but I actually believe the police more that an out of work actress. I don't trust her.
>>28867531
She's a professional actress, she's good at playing roles, but victim doesn't suit her.
>>28867531
Dare I say that's make up...
Why wasn't I born genetically brave???
genetics has nothing to do with it
slovenly capitalist upbringing does
it wouldn't make sense if bravery was genetic, because it depends so much on a lot of other qualities and the environment to be effective in any way and not a hazard to your health.
do you shitpost without asking for permission? do you play action video games without closing your eyes? you're just as brave as anyone else can be, you just probably refuse to do things you think are "heroic" in the context of useful activities. it's called laziness. that's not genetics either. if you had to adjust, you would. you just have the choice not to, and prefer the simple life (which has many consequences).
i dont think bravery is genetic
>new girl starts at work
>she's a few years (23) older than me (20), but really friendly and energetic
>we hit it off pretty well, she comes up to me and makes conversation a number of times
>this continues for a few days, sometimes she'll hit me on the shoulder or bump into me on purpose
>tell myself not to develop affection for her
>too late
>overhear her talking about her boyfriend a few days later
>look him up on facebook
>complete and utter Chad, puts my pathetic, skinny body and feminine face to shame
>she still acts all friendly and bubbly to me and it kills me inside
just fucking end me, God
how do I keep myself from getting attached, robits? Quitting my job is not really an option
>>28867432
Women get off on this type of shit, continuing to allow that behavior is enabling her.
Want to end something? Video tape her flirting with her and send it to chad. Even if it's playful no guy wants to see their girl act like that behind their back.
>>28867493
>how do I keep myself from getting attached, robits?
How about cut ties with her you fucking retard
>be me
>be atheist
>live with muslims
>convince one of them there is no god
>the guy I convinced convinces other guys
>now they are all atheists
mfw now living with atheists
>>28867376
Just tipped the Muslim Brotherhood of your IP and location
Enjoy your last moments, OP
Honestly any society that gets exposed to the internet and freedom of information/speech is going to gradually secularize.
>>28867411
They're gonna find him and give him a peaceful hug.
anyone here good in drawing? make a pepe, where you see pepes green arm hiting a broken mirror and in the mirror you see wojacks reflection
>>28867345
This seems like a /wsr/ kind of thing, or a /b/ drawthread.
>>28867345
This is a great idea but you should take it to wsr
>>28867345
seems good enough for a friday night
>be 22
>in my off campus apartment
>tuesday night and horny
>thinking about what it would be like to get fucked by a guy
>download grindr
>have several people talk to me
>feels nice to be wanted
>later that night get fucked by some dude
>as im getting my butt fucked i think about my life choices
>guy finishes, i shower and go to my car
>as im walking to my car in the falling snow decide that im not longer bicurious
anyone else have stories?
Same desu. After I got my butt cummed in by a gay Chad I decided that the bi life isn't for me.
>>28867343
>have had bi thoughts
>fucking hate the idea of being bi
my body hates and wants it at the same time
>>28867417
it's way better as a fantasy isnt it?
>>28867459
my advice would be to think real hard about it before trying anything. it's kind of a weird experince
Who /drunk/ in here?
shots of Cruzan and vaping the last of my weed
im unemployed drunk
i had a glass of OJ
>>28867282
Here m8 just drank a litre of wine
What's your favorite lie?
I didn't shit in the oatmeal.
>>28867222
"I feel like Pablo when I'm working on my shoes! I feel like Pablo when I see me on the news! I feel like Pablo when I'm working on my house!"
>>28867222
that pedophilia in holywood doesnt exist
So, wagecucks. Do you guys support higher minimum wage? How much o you think it should be?
>>28867209
enough to buy my daily bread and donate some pennies to the neet living in the mud with the rats nibbling at his toes.
>>28867209
I support the elimination of minimum wage.
>>28867209
>minimum wage
>literally controls the economy
>MW goes up everything goes up
durrrrrrrrrrrr... wagieeeeeeeeeeeee, wage wage haha wage. dur dur durrr! durrrr XDD DURRR DURRRR DURRRRR
doy look at me i'm a wagie durr durr hurr...am i a good little boy boss? can i have some more table scraps? what's that doy, you have to speak slower because i'm a dumb wagie...oh, i can't get a raise until i've been working a few more years? hurr durr okay boss sure thing! doy one day i'll work my way up the corporate ladder once my bosses start noticing how much of a good wagie i am dur durr doy
>>28867240
The NEET is his own boss, apart from when mother and father are in the house of course. NEET has to become quiet when they go to bed because they own him, whereas the wagie has freewill and the money to afford a morage, a beautiful wife, and his wife's son.
>>28867193
>mocking betas on their territory
"Well?" says the hooded old man "You entered my shop. What is your desire?"
Before answering, you look at that cramped space, the jarrs, the dolls, the unsightly mess of such a shop. The entrance sign said "Magics And Spells", but such a thing sounds unlikely in the current year.
Even so, you cant help but feel like the Old Man is familiar.
"I dont have much time, youngling" he says "What do you desire?"
A) I want to be inmortal.
B) I want to go to Hogwarts.
C) I want to turn into a cute girl.
>>28867175
These options are shit
I want your strongest potion.
just kill me doc desu
