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We've had these threads every now and then, so I thought we should get a new one rolling.
Share your sexual desires and fetishes, nothing is too disgusting or strange here!
>>28863167
>facesitting
>big sweaty smelly girls in general
>being used as an oral slave
>watersports
>futa
if only I could be vanilla again~
>>28863167
>nothing is too disgusting or weird here. HAHAHAH
>>28863229
Yes, nothing is.
What are you trying to imply with this post?
There are literally hundreds of robots right now looking at the catalog endlessly refreshing.
Why don't you make some OC and post a thread
What should I post about?
Because no one ever posts in my threads...
>>28863028
Just tell us about something interesting or unique about your day. I really like hearing about the adventures of other robots
Who mental illness here?aside having delusions with Misaki
i have delusions with every anime girl i see desu
>>28863183
why not only the best anime girl?
>>28862979
fucking anxiety man
nhk soundtrack is one of the few things that can calm me
who else gonna /spendfridaynightalone/ here
how do you guys deal with hitori botchi and no misaki?
>5'5"
>literally Harry Potter
What's your excuse manlets?
>6.1" checking inn.
HAHAH MANLET
>one of the greatest rock voices of all time
>5'4
>>28862977
They didn't know he was going to be a manlet when they cast him for the role.
Post yfw all the normalfags will die of cancer in your lifetime from using their normiephones.
The phones themselves aren't really the problem, it's the base stations that emit the most harmful EM radiation. And those effect everyone, phone user or not.
eh, does it only give you cancer if you get actual messages?
I haven't had a phone call or text for like 2 weeks, the only text I got was from Domino's pizza.
Fucking everything causes cancer. Everyone on the planet will get cancer at some point. Accept it now.
Bait thread
(pic belated)
>>28862930
cool thread you made
>>28863172
what the fuck is that meant to mean you cunt?
>>28863210
I thinks its cute
FRIDAY NIGHTS MOVIE NIGHT EDITION
Poleaboo hopes the movie is Mega Shark v Octopus and not Donnie Darko
>>28862919
>this fag again
Isn't this an old OP image from last year?
http://www.xvideos.com/video20370887/amal_-_syrian_refugee_in_switzerland_2_-_freeporncamz.com
Why does the west ruin every girl there is no matter how conservative and strict her background is?
she should be allowed to do what she wants so long as she doesnt hurt anyone. hate is irrational.
>tfw even white girls from the middle east are like white girls in the west
>>28863160
That's probably because the palest girls from all races get the most attention from men so they know they're attractive or more attractive relative to the darker women around them
Anyone ever have to leave their dog with a neighbor so you could go somewhere else for a week or two?
>tfw really starting to miss Murph but at least I'll be home soon
>held off from joining the military for four years now because don't want to leave my dog
>>28862827
One time I asked this autistic kid next door to look after my dog, and he died as the kid was a complete screw-up. But I'm sure your pupper will be fine
>>28862827
I'm sure Murph will be fine and your neighbour isn't an autistic asshole...
>made a profile on a dating site
>wondering why nobody is texting me
>finally one girl liked my profile
>I liked her in return
>"wtf did I do"
>closed the site
I'm so autistic.
You almost fucked her
Next time comment AND like, you'll be drowning in vagina in no time at all
I've been there too, Anon. Keep trying, message her, if she liked you, just send "hi, what are you up to". She'll almost certainly respond, then you can start talking about stuff.
Trust me, the autism goes away after a while but you have to keep trying. There's nothing to lose, after all
>>28862913
>hi, what are you up to
Except it, I don't know what to talk about.
This thread is for your top-tier reaction images. Bonus points if they're unusual or rare.
Starting with one of my favorites.
adsa
This one is good because not only are the faces priceless, it conveys multiple reactions
This image has kind of like "i'm dead inside and that still hurt my soul" kind of look
Actual robots of /r9k/ who used good boy points in the past, when did your mom stop this system? I was 25 (27 now) when it happened, now I'm FORCED to perform all these tedious chores by myself and for free or she'll kick me out of the house. Fuck.
You need to be more assertive anon. She should live in fear of you acting out.
Throw more tantrums. Piss in her closet.
>>28862567
Also she refuses to buy fast food for me now (I can't even buy it by myself due to severe social anxiety), she buys only "healthy" food for me and forces me to eat it.
By r9k standards I'm a normie so for me the kind of gbp's that I got stopped when I left middle school and I got them for doing well in exams, never for doing chores.
Morning wagecucks, another day another dolIar
>>28862549
Thisis a fantastic morning. In fact, every moment of a day is a morning for NEETs: a dawn of an era of endless possibilities.
>>28862549
>morning
It's afternoon chief. Over sleeping has serious health risks. You might wanna go see a doctor.
>>28862621
>Supposedly "endless" possibilities
>Still choses to hang around his parents' house and wank all day
Truly a fulfilling way of life isn't it? Sadly it pretty much always ends like picture related.
What rare birth certificates do you have?
I have Elliot Rodger's and Harold Shipman's
We need moar certificates man
Who else is famous in London
Me too, OP. I might have found a new thing to collect. I wonder if I could get Thomas Hamilton's..
>>28862915
I'm hoping that some American anon actually get's the death certificate of Rodge
I looked into it, and it requires either a US bank cheque, or a US money order so I can't do it myself
I've been attending college since September and most of my class pretend I don't exist. Only two people try and talk to me, a full blown chad who talks to everyone, and this other guy who I thought was a fellow robot but it turns out he has a girlfriend, and people in class talk to him despite him being so quiet.
I admit I haven't gone out my way to try and speak to people in my class, but I have genuine social anxiety. They've never instigated a conversation with me. You'd think the reason I'm ignored is because I don't bother with them but they never bothered me in the first place. I give off an instant presence of nervousness when I'm near people, so why can't they see that? Why did they never try and talk to me? Why is it my job to fucking talk to people first? And why am I the bad guy if I don't? If you talk to me, I'll fucking talk to you. I'm not even that awkward when the conversation gets going but I'm incapable of doing it myself.
Why the fuck are normies so cold? This girl in my class always gives me worried, cold looks and when she is forced to say something to me it's always in a flat expressionless tone. I tried to get her attention the other day because I accidentally picked up her earphones and she literally looked straight through me.
Why do people fucking hate me? I've done nothing wrong. Also, I'm convinced it's partly because of how I look. You could argue that I look creepy because I always look tired or high, and I'm a manlet.
This isn't fucking fair
I'd honestly prefer to be lightly bullied instead of being a ghost. I'd rather be the butt of some normies jokes but It's like I'm not even in the room. Even the teachers seem uncomfortable when I speak to them
Maybe it's your fault and not everyone else's
normie here, you sound like an insecure whiny bitch. If you sit there quietly not looking at anybody or doing anything particularly interesting no one is going to interact with you. this isnt a complicated fucking science. youre so fucking insecure that you start labeling everyone around you as robots and chads and start interpreting signals that dont exist. chill the fuck out. fuck. spaz.
