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Have you ever waved at a cat to greet them?
I always do when I come across one. I admit it's odd, but it feels...polite, even if it might lead to slightly embarrassing situations
>be me
>pass by neighborhood cat I often see
>stop to wave
>kitty looks quite magnificent in the sunlight
>decide to take pic for friend who's a big fan of black cats
>start digging in bag for phone
>look around while seeking phone
>see neighbor sitting in his car, staring at me
>walk away while still going through bag, as if nothing happened
>almost sure neighbor is the cat's owner
Now I have a feeling that if that cat were to disappear, the neighbor is going to come knock at my door...
Anyway, is greeting cats with a wave a thing or am I just weird?
i take break from /pol/ and come back home to this shit?
u havin a fokin lauf m8???
>>28858246
I would always say hello cat if nobody else is around. But if other people are watching I would not.
>>28858299
Sorry anon, didn't mean to disappoint. I wasn't even trolling, even if the memegenerator file might indicate otherwise
How are you coping with the massive influx of new summer posters? I've already seen a sharp drop in the quality of posts and level of discussion sitewide.
>>28858245
My filter counter says otherwise, at least for the past two days.
> 55 threads filtered.
as opposed to the usual
> 67+ threads filtered.
R9k is a generally cancerous board. GENERALLY. I know past all that there is a cool neo-r9k userbase consisting of cyborgs, neets, and oldfags - but to complain about the quality of the board is to point out that garbage indeed smells like garbage.
If you don't like it, filter. And create a new order on the board, using the board itself.
Moot confirmed it that the summer meme isnt true,
>>28858326
YOU COULD FILTER THREADS???
I litterary didn't know that...
>be neet
>dad threatens to kick me out
>mommy threatens divorce if he does
Based mom
are you proud of ruining your parent's marriage?
Man do I feel bad for your father.
He has to live with the fact that his own wife defends your worthless ass.
L-Louie?
Lets have a discussion;
>Age
>How long you've been on 4chan
>First meme you remember
>Which board you frequent the most
>why you keep coming back to /r9k/
I guess I'll get us started.
>25
>since 2006
>Sniper Threads
>/r9k/ and /sp/
>EscortBro
>>28858218
>18
>2009
>Mou Ikkai and Sakurafish
>/a/, /s4s/, /x/
>>28858218
The guy writed something yesterday? or this day?
oh shit guys, i think i just heard a gunsh-
>tfw you realize everything you do in life, you do solely because you're trying to irritate or make another person rage
>tfw this is one of the only things you actually enjoy in life
>tfw you have no other aspirations in life but to become better at making people upset
>tfw you're 27 and have been this way for 15 years
Do you want to be saved anon? Because I want to save you.
>>28858338
How could you possibly save me, anime girl?
you're just one of 7 billion people exactly like you
any robots ever been to japan?
did you go alone or with friends/family?
how did you feel being around so many people and being unable to communicate with them?
i've been wanting to go for years but i have nobody to go with and it's too hard to plan because i can't do everything i want to do in one trip
>>28858204
I met up with a japanese friend from there so my experience was extremely different.
It's absolutely mindblowing amazing country but especially if you are alone, learn a few words of japanese. Even if it was simply the sign for "man" or "woman" to make sure to get your onsen or restroom correct.
They are very nice but won't try to make friends with you necessarily. Especially in Tokyo, they're very used to foreigners so you won't even get the curiosity chat.
>any robots ever been to japan?
just got back yesterday after a week long trip
>did you go alone or with friends/family?
went with my brother
>how did you feel being around so many people and being unable to communicate with them?
I actually thought it was fun trying to use broken japanese that I learned the day prior, my favorite was "biru kidusai"
as for traveling alone, I was monitering the japan general thread on /trv/ while I was there to look for interesting things to do, I noticed there were a good number of weebs trying to meet up in the thread, so at the very least you will could find someone in there.
>>28858204
>any robots ever been to japan?
6 months. Planning to move there for a year, in a year. Italian cuck here.
>did you go alone or with friends/family?
Alone, in a student house, as an exchange student. Great times.
>how did you feel being around so many people and being unable to communicate with them?
But I could, Anon. Nevertheless, it was incredibly great. Looking forward to go live there again.
Especially in the countryside, if you're not a total sperg people will talk to you, most of the time asking you why you are in Japan and be (out of politeness maybe) impressed by your language skills. In Tokyo it's way different though.
If you wait another year, you can come to my house :^)
>Decided to get slim for the summer
>Loose weight
>Get slim
>Realise I won't go to the beace since I got no friends
>>28858135
Dude, just make friends, lol
>>28858135
>implying you can't go on your own and have a god tier time in the water
Fuck off wannabe normie. I'm from a port town and I go to the seaside alone all the time
>>28858180
t.total loser
Apparently in a pauper thread yesterday, someone made the claim that no one cares about video games.
Is this the general sentiment of rural southerners or does it extend further?
Growing up everyone talked about video games, even the girls. I college everyone in my major was on about the latest games.
When I mention to people that I work in games as a character designer they go apeshit and shower me with praise. Hell, I have even gotten laid from doing such.
What are your sentiments on this?
Also why are the denizens of this board claiming that no one cares?
I am all ears
You sound like your very young.
>>28858315
>>28858315
I am typing really quickly, there is no point spellchecking, these threads go up in smoke within a couple of hours.
I'm a 30-year old virgin trying to lose it this weekend in a trip to Vegas. I have been doing some research on legal brothels and illegal prostitution. What would be the best, cheapest and safest, way to go? I'm more worried about getting busted by the police and/or ripped off/mugged if I go the illegal route. Is Backpage a good option or should I just go through a escort service. Please give me general etiquette/rules I should know before propositioning one.
never been to vegas but I hear if you go to the right places, high end escorts come up to YOU. But you have to show you have money, if you look like some basic ass guy who just blew in from stupid town, you're gonna have to do some social engineering.
Just wait for the right person.
Wasting your first time on some diseased hooker is not worth it.
I wish mine was better when I lost to some stupid manipulative asshole when I was 14 that also got me pregnant.
>>28858037
I know it feels hard, but before you try hookers, please try suicide.
Posting Harold Shipman's birth certificate in this thread at 16:00 BST
>>28858035
Hahahahaha how's your dead mutt doing? I'm glad that disgusting mongrel died.
>>28858035
bump the ship
>>28858035
But its already 17:22.
It baffles me how /pol/locks shit on other races as a whole, yet when some dysfunctional fuck does something as ridiculous as this, they dont claim him. Im only here to vent where i know i can, but i know you poltards lurk here and i want you to see that your image of being the superior race isnt all that.
If blacks must fix black on black crime, and mexicans must deal with their family coming legally, the LEAST you can do is get your shit together and stop things like this from happening
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/football-players-coat-hanger_us_57460eece4b0dacf7ad3d6a4?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
>>28858016
>Huffpost racebaiting
wow, so surprising
>inb4 he is hailed as some sort of hero
Hmm, it's almost like they have cognitive dissonance...
I should be studying shouldn't i
>>28857970
>semester is ending
>almost fucked in two subjects, can salvage if I work hard
>bunch of shit I need to do
>laziness and desire to watch anime all day skyrockets
Why this is happening?
Should I take adderall or something
Just fuck my shit up senpaitachi
Original desu
>>28857970
Yes you should
Start now
No girl will ever send this to you ;_;
My name is Chris.
:)
I'm not even sure why but this pic gives me the most raging boner
>>28857942
Thank fuck. That text is cringy as shit
Every single beta male on Earth dies a cruel, slow, painful death all at once. This includes disabled people.
How much better off is humanity?
New betas will appear among alphas because not all alphas are equally alpha
>>28857948
>alphas all over the world when betas get wiped out
>>28857948
And this 'purge' will continue to happen until there are literally no men left.
Then after about 100 years all humans are extinct
I like.
>the hot blonde girl that bullied elliot in middle school and sparked his fear and hatred of women just got done starring in a film where she plays a character named Stacy
m-meme magic?
She's not even ashamed of what she did to Elliot
>>28858101
what did she do to elliot
>>28858436
she had the audacity to not get down on her knees and suck his cock in front of the whole school
