http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464310632566.webm
Damn... really makes u think
the realest robot of us all
rip birdbro
>"Dude, I got so much attention from women over the years but I never noticed it at the time!"
Has anyone realised that even the most pathetic fedora 30 year old says this?
Is there anyone else like me who really never did receive "signals" from girls?
19 year old khhv reporting inI'm also 193cm tall
I don't even look very ugly, I have good hygiene, I go to a university... It's just that I'm socially inept, and girls can sense this. Never had anyone look at me in disgust, but also never noticed any girl admiring me, ever. Also, I don't want someone who shares little to no interests with me.
Even fedora lords get more female attention at my uni :^)
Turning 20 will only make me more depressed about this
>>28855230
you probably did but neglected them because of your autism.
>inb4 how do you know that
because I am also an autist and literally can't recognize any kind of signal.
i'm just invisible to them
It's as if my 'smell' is not that of an actual male's, like maybe I'm intersex or something and don't have male pheremones
they can just somehow sense that I'm not a sexual animal and it repulses them
>especially horrible mood comes along
>sudden urge to vent
>talk to only friend about feeling like shit
>slight allusions to suicide
>mfw "do whatever the fuck you want dude."
people are cruel hnnnnn, anyone feel like they'd be better off without the few friends/acquaintances they have sometimes or just me?
>>28855168
I can understand why my friends said those things it's nerve wracking when people keep annoying shits like that
Nobody is interested in your mumling about killing yourself every day. Nothing cruel on that
>>28855198
This.
People are not obligated to feed into you're self-pitying bullshit. If you wanted to kill yourself, you'd be dead.
Thoughts? https://youtu.be/MAh2AiTKuuU
>>28855045
funny, also that nigger wasnt even attractive.
There isn't much to add. Some fat beta tries to hit on a fat sheboon
does he want aids or what
Who "successful" here?
>well paid tech internship in NY for the summer
>been going to the gym consistently
>hooked up with two girls this semester
>still anxiety/depresssion
>still never been in legitimate relationship
>everyone I know starting to get deep into hard drugs
>what do I even work for
>>28855041
>paid
>internship
nigga you're new at this bait thing aren't you?
Nah, I want to be. If only I could strut into any work place, tell them to hire me and dictate my pay.
>>28855065
Welcome to the world of computer science, where internship salaries are higher than most college educated adults will reach in their lifetimes
>>28855072
Just start sucking that corporate dick and they'll bust hot loads of cash all over you
Hello r9k I was just wondering where do you meet online friends?
I have been lonely since my very close steam friend left. I don't go out because I have social anxiety and I have been living the neet life but I want someone to be with I just don't know where to look. Preferably someone that's into anime, video games and british sitcoms. We used to watch all of that together but now I don't have anyone to do that with. I'm just a lonely person looking for someone who is lonely too.
So tell me onegai
I've made online friends on 4chan just by talking and having things in common with them and I've made friends on omegle by talking with them. Really just about everywhere has friends
I made a friend, but it feels horrible when they leave and I can't bear it. OP, do you watch old sitcoms like Fawlty Towers?
>>28855141
Yeah, it feels awful I can't stop thinking about it.
Oh and yeah I love Fawlty Towers. I also like Bottom, The Young Ones and other stuff.
>Why does a creature that thrives on attention try and create something that will give them attention
>>28854965
but is it sexual? if two guys did it people would think it's gay but no one bats an eye when it's two girls
i don't get it
>>28854955
>why do girls grope each other in pictures?
because it's sexy and naughty
>>28854955
nymphomania.
google it
Slowly coming to the realisation that I'l never have a gf, I'll always have crippling anxiety and I'll never be socially adjusted. Feeling quite depressed desu.
Where do I go from here robots?
Be happy and celibate. If you never have sex you never have to worry about having kids, and if you never have a gf you never have to worry about getting cucked.
What are you doing now? Just continue with whatever that is, I guess. If you're already living your life with no gf, then it shouldn't really change anything now that there will never be gf.
The only exception is if you were doing something to get a girlfriend, you could probably stop. You could also kill yourself, but that's up to you.
>>28854925
>Be happy and celibate
There's no such thing. It's called coping
Looks about right init?
>>28854843
misogynist
oreally
>>28854843
Kek.
These female football teams want to be paid the same as the male ones. Top kek.
>>28854861
I am pretty sure you don;t know the meaning of the word.
How can something that actually happened in the real world under circumstances favouring the women be misogyny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-wyzR_7na0
why the fuck do people feel the need to do this
he doesn't actually have depression, he literally admits he was just an edgy middle schooler and probably didn't put much thought into it
but in all honesty, he should've actually gone through with it
i didnt like his voice so i closed the video immediately
>>28854931
it bugs me too after 2 minutes, had to watch it in parts
Oh
I thought he would stop talking like that after one line
Oh
He keeps going
Oh
Oh
Oh no
What can I write in the interests field to make a conversation in omegle:
All my convos are like this
>asl
>male
>stranger has disconnected
or like this
>asl
>female
>kik?
>i dont have one
>stranger has disconnected
Also, I'm autistic, so if you could give me some tips to make a conversation keep...
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>>28854810
Tip: best conversations by far are with people who properly capitalize and punctuate.Protip: if you don't do that, you're not nearly as autistic as you think and probably a normal.
>>28854810
i've spoken to about 20 people with autism because i'm a support worker (they enjoy talking once they know a person 9 times out of 10 + it depends on the severity of their place on the spectrum) so this myth about autistic people having an inability to have conversation is so dumb
you are just bad at talking, you are not autistic, you may be on the spectrum but that has nothing to do with your shit attitude, you haven't always been like it - you are just a fucking loser PERIOD
What are your hobbies? I always put them in. I get good hits for writing and art and I get good stuff for tabletop RPGs. I often start by asking people some question about their preferences related to whatever hobby we match on and I don't give out my asl.
Please God, make it stop. Make it all stop.
what pains you anon?
>>28854791
I want to die right now
god here
whatchu need fampai?
So how you doing /r9k/?
This video just fucked my day up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuAxVfZasUk
Makes me realize how most other people could get along and love eachother and have fun listening repetitive music for days and days.
Seeing how extroverts live their life just makes me too jealous to live knowing that i will never be part of one of those festivals, knowing that if i go there il most likely stay alone in the crowd since i have absolutely no friends, listening music i hate and seeing everyone around me getting together and having the time of their...
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>>28854784
>Seeing how extroverts live their life
shaking in a sweaty mob of morons to shitty repetitive music while on drugs is not living life
>>28854784
seems pretty boring honestly. And dirty.
>>28854947
They seem happy and thats what bothers me, seems like for them thats the recipe for the good chemicals to be released into their brains.
And is the social interaction that bothers me more, seeing how they dont seem to mind that they are sweaty and rubbing against eachother as long as they all dance together and listening that music that they seem to all like
Girl I know wants to bring guy friend along to my house after I invited her to come and smoke a few bongs. Tells her that I don't want some random dude at my place. She canceling on that dude. Fuck hey helps to be assertive! Not going to have some random cunt come and insult me at my house because I'm sweet on a roastie.
Good man. If you let her bring that guy over, this would've been a greentext cuck story instead. She probably tested to see if you just wanted company or actually wanted her
>>28854590
make sure to suck her dick when she comes over
>>28854695
What you up to tonight? Going to jizz to gay furry prawn in mommies basement all alone again?
How do you get rid of eyebags I've tried everything
It can't just be genetics...
A good dose of lead usually helps.
>>28854626
Suicide actually sounds like a good idea at this point.
I've been bullied for them constantly, even by staceys. I feel it's all people look at when I talk to them.
>>28854635
They can't be THAT bad, OP.Show us