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Lily = Stacy
James = Chad
Snape = Beta
Snape/Beta is an orbiter who wants to fuck Lily/Stacy, and thinks being "nice" and "caring" to her will get him there. The handsome James/Chad beats up the ugly Snape/Beta infront of Lily/Stacy. Lily/Stacy acts outraged, but of course her pussy floods instantly to this show of domination. Not long after, James/Chad is fucking her brains out. This is while Snape/Beta wallows in despair.
Seriously, I'm impressed Ms. Rowling.
she is a SJW tool and a shit author
>>28857360
>Seriously, I'm impressed Ms. Rowling.
She most likely didn't do it intentionally, in a "redpilled" way. The whole scenario was most probably a sexual fantasy of hers, and it just happens that many women share this sexual fantasy. Why do you think the bullies at school got all the girls?
>>28857360
does she have pectus excavatum?
>tfw graduating today
Wish me luck /r9k/
Ganbare!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats, OP - you earned it with your hard work and dedication!
>>28857326
Thanks friend
Orginalato
Seriously congrats OP, that's pretty cool
Hi, /r9k/.
I lurked here I tiny bit when I was younger because it seemed interesting, but I didn't really feel like I related because I was too naive to know what a NEET was. I was a school kid who enjoyed /b/ and memes and porn. What kind of people hang out here?
tl;dr: Greentext your current life situation and describe what draws you to /r9k/
>failing university student
>should be finished by now but i literally don't study and scrape by where possible
>basically a NEET under the guise of being a student
>fucked out completely this semester
>have about a month to get a job before i am unable to get student loan money to pay rent
>wake up everyday after midday and do nothing but play league of legends/skyrim and fuck around on duolingo
>i'm not even challenger
>tried to doublethink myself that i had ambition but in reality i really don't give a shit about anything
>haven't had sex in 3 years
>diet consists of pizza and mountain dew
>"redpilled" from /pol/ and hate going outside because everything is degenerate and/or a jewish conspiracy
>everything seems shit, but at least I just rolled dubs
Additional question, am I a failed normie or a cyborg? How does this shit work?
>>28857276
cyborgs are fake robots
failed normies are extroverts that are shunned away because of their crippling autism
you are failed normie, and i gotta say you are hopeless at this point. welcome to r9k
>>28857348
I see. Ugh. Would it be a regression or progression to go from failed normie to full-blown robot?
Why are Americans so dumb?
>"Last Wednesday, the Connecticut Senate voted 35 to one in favor of a bill requiring both
>private and public colleges and universities in the state to adopt affirmative consent as the
>standard in handling cases of sexual misconduct on campus."
http://yaledailynews.com/blog/2016/05/09/state-passes-affirmative-consent-legislation/
>>28857221
Pics Inporcorated
>>28857221
>Americans
>One state
Reee fuck you
>>28857320
But srsly, why is nobody doing anything against that sjw bs.
Where are the goddamn Republicans, who are always accused of being "misogynistic" and "pro rape".
How can one vote for such a law and claim to be for small government?
>hey chings, it's true, anon actually does have a REALLY large penis!
>>28857201
>h-hi he-hehe
Moshi moshi curassumatsu
>>28857201
watashi wa chingchong-kun
How come normies have such vitality?
I can't even find the courage to watch a movie or play a video game sometimes.
Yeah, they seem to have almost an excess of energy. It's like they're on meth 24/7.
Humans are social creatures. Normies have so much life and energy because one of their most basic needs is being satisfied.
>>28857233
They're too social though maybe.They just talk or work nonstop, and expect everyone to have the same motivations.
>Have absolutely no talent or skills
>any attempt to channel your depression and anxiety into some creative medium is a complete waste of time
>>28857155
>falling for the tortured artist meme
I'm pretty sure any example of this would've been bipolar, they'll have periods of depression but then intense surges of confidence and creativity
If you have normal, clinical depression you would probably have the same lack of motivation for creative pursuits as you do for everything else
it takes a little time buddy
just drink coffee and practice what you have a vested interest in and think of the possibilities at the end
nap after 15 minutes or so of practice and repeat. after 6 months you can make youtube videos and look like a pro. its pretty motivating
>>28857155
take xanax drink and make beats. even tho they probs sound like shit the next day, who knows, u might be a prodigy. next dr dre yung metro?
We need to get rid of the Military. Most Soldiers are hicks and white trash and demand to be treated like gods when they return from serving corporate interests.
you realize that the only reason the US economy is prospering is because our currency is being used as the standard for oil trade right?
the only reason we are able to maintain it that way is by creating puppet governments and overthrowing those who don't listen to us i.e. Saddam Hussein in Iraq and Assad in Syria.
Without our military, we would not be nearly as successful as we are today.
i think military is important. i know they are welfare queens, but we still need these guys to maintain our hold on oil.
>>28857058
The military pays taxes too. So are they paying themselves?
>>28857058
how come americans hate their own soldiers other than useless NEETS leeching off society?
military IS a job.
>"You don't contribute to the world!"
>"You need to get a job and do something with your life!"
>"You're such a loser Anon, omg"
Why do normies care about having a job so much? Is it so they can feel cool and mature like their parents? Is it to keep active and avoid an existential crisis?
>>28857042
It's important for a man to have an occupation. The interactions, people, and situations that come with an occupation cannot be replicated in the world of leisure.
Because having a job gives you status, and status is the only thing anyone cares about in the world.
I tried having a job and losing weight once.
The problem is that neither of those things were rewarding to me.
Every hour at that job and every hour at the gym all I wished for was "I wish I was at home eating pizza and playing video games."
>tfw drinking beer at 8 am in the morning.
Help me.
>>28856919
>beer
sup 19 year old pretend alcoholic
Try to remember painful events so you drink more than usual.
>>28856919
>not rum
what are you trying to accomplish?
Ok guys,
I am sincerely confused.
I'm in my 30's and just recently "lost my virginity" and it was the most overrated boring waste of time in my life. Other than finding out sex is a waste of time.
So, the green text
>Be 30yr dirty fat neckbeard
>Do tech startup with friends
>Two years later I am "rich"
>Develop relationship with qt jr.dev I am training
>Play vidya with her, watch tv, shit like that
>I move over seas to oversee new offices opening
>qt jr.dev and I talk on phone a lot now
>qt jr.dev phone sexed me but I am a virgin so feeling very awkward
>qt jr.dev wants too come visit me IRL to seal the deal
>hire high end escort to show me the ropes of sex
>escort girl is amazingly hot 9/10
>escort girl puts on amazing show and gets me off
>oh wow that was fucking boring and a lot of work for 5mis of rubbing
>start to wonder if all sex is this boring and a waste of time
>think it will be different with me an qt jr.dev
>meet up with qt jr.dev
>qt jr.dev has amazing body as well and 10/10 tits , over all 7/10, legs are a bit short
>qt jr.dev acts all turned on, rubs her self and makes noises and stuff
>qt jr.dev and I fuck like 3 times over the span of an hour
>qt jr.dev does anal and all kinds of dirty shit with me
>qt jr.dev and I go play video games
>playing with my new HTC vive much more fun than sex
>we order some steaks and wine and shit then go to bed
>determine the sex part was the low light of our evening
>wonder if she feels the same way
>question meaning of life
What in the actual fuck guys?
Why do people make sex out to be a big deal? It is a fucking boring waste of time. I have a better appreciation of porn stars in a "circus olay" kind of way.
I feel like a lot of my world views are shaped by a preconceived notion that sex was awesome and a life goal. I've bee super numb to like everything this last 3-4 days after.
Can anyone enlighten / red pill me on this?
your thing was tl;dr but to address your initial question
Sex is really boring. I've done all of my kinky fetishes IRL that are possible to do IRL and I have found that I just do not enjoy sex. I enjoy writing and reading smut more than I enjoy actual sex.
First few times always really bad. Gets better the more you do it
>>28856900
>Why do people make sex out to be a big deal?
They don't though. This is how I can tell your story is fake. As a normie I can tell you that literally nobody except basement dwelling r9k tier weirdos think sex is a "big deal". The average bro would rather have a beer with his buddies than fuck his dumb fat ass wife.
I wear them for comfort you creep!
>tight as fuck small pants
>comfy
why do they lie? You just know for a FACT when she goes home and takes them off she'll be like "WOOOAH THANK FUCK I CAN TAKE THESE OFF NOW" and she'll have massive red indentations on her skin.
anon, but this is just an excuse to post webms of bitches in tight clothing lbr okay
I'm pretty sure that video was taken at North Point Mall I live right next to there
I've been remembering my own fuck ups real bad recently. Would you guys mind sharing some of your own to make me feel better?
>riding bike
>another bike is coming
>move as far to the opposite side of him as I can
>too far
>fall
>"s-sorry"
>tfw that isnt what you say when you fall
>get on bike fast as possible and ride away
>>28856882
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>be me, 9
>roleplaying with male cousin who was 11
>roleplay as a female character in a random soap opera my mom liked to watch
>she kissed a dude in the last episode I watched
>try to kiss cousin
>he backs away and never talks to me again
>girlfriend won't let me go back to college because she doesn't want me around other girls
WHY DO WOMEN WANT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING
>>28856812
That's pretty cucked up, bro
That is a classic sign of an abusive relationship OP, and I highly suggest that you leave it immediately.
The rebuttal you are so desperately looking for is "no"
or additionally, "no, and get out"
State your name, cuz
Stormzy innit
And what we doing today
>>28856764
Rappin, fukin rappin, innit
>>28856823
shit I always thought he said "reppin, fuckin reppin innit"
>>28856764
HE TRYIN TA BEAT CRAZY T
ITS SO BAIT EVERYONE CAN SEE
WHATS WRONG WITH LETHAL ME
can someone tell me?
